The side effects are secondary to my main purpose; primary, however, to that pleasant unintended consequence I discussed earlier in the thread about an inadvertently caused suicide. I don't think that's likely. I've regularly drank 20 cans in one sitting without adverse cardiovascular events occurring, unfortunately.
I am essentially a gender binarist and a strict one at that. I was discussing this, in trying o debunk his "bigenderism" delusion, with Leonard Park aka MayPrince of PULL fame, the other day. Literally a few days ago, with enough persuasion I managed to get him to step down from his meaningless and convoluted rhetoric in endorsing a contradiction in terms which amounted to inappropros rolelessness and socially uncontextual irrelevance; getting him to concede, he admitted to only occasionally harbouring translike feelings but otherwise remaining cis most of the time. In Benjamin scale terms this might almost qualify him as a type 1 sans the fetishism. My point is, I have as little patience for such exhibitionistic, gender-paradigm distorting contrarians as you do, which is where your impression of me is deeply flawed.
You seem to grossly overestimate caffeine's psychotropic effects. It doesn't completely shitface me; it mildly stimulates me enough not to fall asleep. I have horrendous issues in maintaining energy levels which have persisted with me for some time now.