Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Meth Reindeer]

I have reason to believe that, like he lied about his voice and he lied about his age, he is lying about his height too.

Mald claims he is 6'2 per the heartbound wiki, and there is also a tweet where he claims he is taller than prime, who mald claims is 6ft. However, when you check out the interview he did with Valkyrae at some random streamer event. Valkyrae is confirmed 5'3 and Cdawgva is estimated at around 5'8-5'9, and you can see in this clip he's essentially level laterally to Valkyrae(who is wearing high heels), while Cdawgva is a few inches in front of both, yet he's around the same height as Cdawgva and barely taller than valkyrae in heels(remember Valkyrae is 11 inches shorter than Mald's claim so heels still wouldn't make such a drastic difference).

Mald is probably around 5'11 or 6 but says 6'2 as another small lie to make him look better, like how he lies about being 19 when firing wingless in his "anything for content" video when chat looks and his public birth record put him at around 20-21 years of age.

I never saw the clip where he claims it but I too doubt that he's 6'2. There's a lot of weirdos who obsess over height (male and female). I think you're guess at 5'11 or 6' is probably on the money. It still puts him above average height, but as you said it's likely one of those little lies that these kind of people tell to subtly big themselves up.

Why is he so fucking Reddit. I could perfectly predict what his response would be to any question in the universe.

He's got NPC energy. I wouldn't go as far as to say we could predict his response to every question; Stop Killing Games was a good example of a surprise. But I agree, he's got that Redditor snark and copy-paste opinions for the most part.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Oh sure bud
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I hate this smug cunt's holier than thou attitude. "No stalker child, the evidence of me never DMCA'ing is self-evident, history is zero, wrong as always child."

 

[Kiislova]

Oh sure bud
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Will we get a "MATT NOOO!" moment again? One can hope.

 

[IdenticalPlateaus]

Twitch has now added a report section for viewbotters
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It's been a while since I visited this thread but I recall people pondering whether Maldy is viewbotting back in January.

I'd bet that this is just Twitch filtering out retards that report viewbotting, clogging up the other report categories. They can't ban viewbotting because then people will just weaponize it by viewbotting people they don't like.

 

[el gordo]

hes a fucking insect glaive player
je suis monte what a guide using fucking scrub

 

[MercuryMan]

hes a fucking insect glaive player
je suis monte what a guide using fucking scrub

He has 20 years of Monstsr Hunter experience. It's pure coincidence his build is from a best builds guide. Insane behavior, dude.

Did he ever finish the Witness puzzle game?

 

[Creepypasta Mario]

At this point I wish copyright law and fair use 101 is made mandatory learning in public schools. It is so tiring going over the same bits with these retards year after year.

Considering how many zoomers and Gen Alpha want to become youtubers that's the most intelligent take I've heard on the internet in a long time. Hopefully it'll straighten out them kids thinking they can be the next MrBeast knowing it's not all minecraft lets plays and discord kitten calls

hes a fucking insect glaive player
je suis monte what a guide using fucking scrub

As a Glaive player since World, I do not claim this guidehumper as my kind. Shun him out the door back to his filthy stolen Gunlance builds.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

I wouldn't go as far as to say we could predict his response to every question; Stop Killing Games was a good example of a surprise.

I disagree, Jason's response to SKG is exactly as expected. It was pseudo-safe reddit-approved totally-not-corporatist PR speak. It was deflection from the actual issues, with an extra bit of strawman to help along.
Most importantly, it was also entirely within his own self interests, considering his documented views. This only SEEMED to come as a surprise because so many people were caught up in the persona of indie game dev, real gamer, chad audience listener, and end up thinking at least somewhere some part of it was real.

It was not. None of it was. It's all more fabricated than the lives of KGB spies.

 

[Local Farmer]

thor claims the false dmca its someone pretending to be him (A)

We got a second Matt Jarbo before we got Heartbound GTA6

 

[ChromaQuack]

hes a fucking insect glaive player
je suis monte what a guide using fucking scrub

As a Glaive player since World, I do not claim this guidehumper as my kind. Shun him out the door back to his filthy stolen Gunlance builds.

You'd think mister 400 IQ hackerman would be using a real smart man's weapon, the charge blade. Oh wait no he's too retarded to learn guard points and juggle phials, multiple weapon modes are just too much for little Jason to handle.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I wonder if he's facing money issues right now, or at least it's looming around. He exploded to 20k+ viewership and expanded his janny roster and turned them all into paid jannies, made a corpo to set them up with full time stuff (insurance, etc) and I think it was also mentioned in this thread that he moved some of them to his old house? He's a liar but I think it would be hard to lie about paying his jannies.

But now he's dropped to 7k viewership, might have become a social pariah (seem to recall him announcing a stream collab often but that seems to have dried up?), chat slowed down to the point he's suspected of viewbotting so superchat money must have also dried up...Did he fuck himself over, thinking he could only go up before this wow incident?

I disagree, Jason's response to SKG is exactly as expected. It was pseudo-safe reddit-approved totally-not-corporatist PR speak. It was deflection from the actual issues, with an extra bit of strawman to help along.
Most importantly, it was also entirely within his own self interests, considering his documented views. This only SEEMED to come as a surprise because so many people were caught up in the persona of indie game dev, real gamer, chad audience listener, and end up thinking at least somewhere some part of it was real.

It was not. None of it was. It's all more fabricated than the lives of KGB spies.

He attacked SKG because he was in the process of becoming a high level employee of a publisher (off brand games) that was releasing a "buy to play but it's online only live service" game. The kind of game that started SKG... he never disclosed this aspect of the game he was shilling btw. Just that it was a smash like fighting game.

 

[Creepypasta Mario]

You'd think mister 400 IQ hackerman would be using a real smart man's weapon, the charge blade. Oh wait no he's too retarded to learn guard points and juggle phials, multiple weapon modes are just too much for little Jason to handle.

Charge Blade just so happens to be my other main weapon. And I agree. That ween wouldn't learn how to mode switch let alone ever get a perfect amped Elemental Discharge off. He will never feel the euphoria of unleashing a 6-vial charge on a downed monster. He'll probably need a guide to learn how Capacity Boost works instead of just reading the Skill Info

 

[fukkit]

I wonder if he's facing money issues right now, or at least it's looming around. He exploded to 20k+ viewership and expanded his janny roster and turned them all into paid jannies, made a corpo to set them up with full time stuff (insurance, etc) and I think it was also mentioned in this thread that he moved some of them to his old house? He's a liar but I think it would be hard to lie about paying his jannies.

But now he's dropped to 7k viewership, might have become a social pariah (seem to recall him announcing a stream collab often but that seems to have dried up?), chat slowed down to the point he's suspected of viewbotting so superchat money must have also dried up...Did he fuck himself over, thinking he could only go up before this wow incident?

Hes got a million dollar furry ferret ranch to pay for!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

7k is definitely enough to still live well enough.
But if you factor in paying your staff full time, insured, and buying a new house. Depending on how wisely he spends his money?
Yeah its not gonna go well.

 

[el gordo]

As a Glaive player since World, I do not claim this guidehumper as my kind. Shun him out the door back to his filthy stolen Gunlance builds.

i am a great sword gorilla
i will wear full rathalos for that attack up and hit big number
i am very happy when the number is big

 

[Argon]

See, Jason always says that his dad was in South Park, but he never mentions that he was in it too.
Remember the Lemmiwinks episode?

 

[Forklift Certified]

I wonder if he's facing money issues right now, or at least it's looming around.

viewership literally means nothing, the ability to turn those viewers to subscribers does. He STILL maintaining MORE subscriber (13k) than average viewers (8k). Only logical conclusion is mald's sub count is heavily inflated by gifts subs therefor 1 mald's superfan responsible of the other 10 subs...

According to twitch stat tracker, i guess he has at least 2,1k solid paying viewers ( prime subs+tier1/2/3 if we divide the tier1 subs by 10 assuming its the most popular gifting tier and if the amount of average gifted sub is 10 )

Yeah he lost 6k sub, but that is in a spectrum of losing 6k individual paying viewer to losing 600 gifting whale... My conclusion is as long as mald maintains more subs than viewers he is gonna be fine.

 

[Drama keen]

People seem to be surviving, to be making a living, streaming full-time, with less than 1000 viewers.
“Seem to” is the keyword, I don’t fully know the financials of people.

 

[fukkit]

Yeah he lost 6k sub, but that is in a spectrum of losing 6k individual paying viewer to losing 600 gifting whale... My conclusion is as long as mald maintains more subs than viewers he is gonna be fine.

He was over 50k subs at the end of last year. That’s a drop of near 40k subs($100k) per month

Yeah he’s still making $30k+ a month but he has like 15 “employees” and a mortgage on a million dollar property at 6.5% interest

 

[Slamerella]

Correct me if I'm wrong. Was Heart bound one of the following?
-The game that Matthew Patrick called "undertale 2" that caused Toby Fox to clap back so hard on him for not properly naming the game he was playing and using Undertale's success for numbers instead of potential promotion for another project
-The game that went on sale for about 41% because of a "transphobic past" coming up to haunt the dev and people took this waaaay too seriously
-Neither of these