Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 451 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 492 20.6%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,388
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what is the next arc when she inevitably fails at becoming a food influenza ?


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The food posting is funny because she fails at it for the same reason she failed at being an OnlyFans whore. THE PRESENTATION. When you can't taste the food and are only seeing a picture it has to look good. It can taste amazing and we will never know, we only know what it looks like and it looks like trash because you aren't presenting it in an appealing way. Food photography is all about arranging the food on the plate to look appetizing, bright colors, nice lighting, clean and decorated surroundings, some herbs sprinkled on top, etc. If you can't make your ass and titties look good in a picture you won't have much luck with potatoes either. She just has zero sense for aesthetics.
 
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what is the next arc when she inevitably fails at becoming a food influenza ?


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Frozen potatoe wedges, fried so shitily that they stick together
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pickle slices cut in half âś…
mayonaisse, just fuck it on the plate âś…
non-spicy sambal olek âś…
overripe pumpkin that got smeared on the plate âś…

Not even Jamie Oliver would be proud of that
 
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I'm months behind this thread, sorry if this was already mentioned, but I just saw it on instagram. I skimmed the last few days and saw it was mostly food posting and stuff about CC or Amouranth.
just had a flick through that insta.. maybe one of the few truths anisa tells is how hygeine wasn't enforced properly in the family... her teeth are busted!

Was this the family member who spoke to hyde shitting on anisa? did people ever find out what was said there and who it was?
 
She made a video way back in the day saying she isn’t a practicing Muslim. She said recently they don’t practice any Abrahamic religions which Islam falls under. She likes to identify as “culturally Muslim” which is retarded. You’re either a Muslim or you’re not, you’re either a Christian or you’re not. Like who says “I’m culturally Christian” but they’re atheist or agnostic? You would just say “I was raised christian but I’m not Christian anymore”.

She just says the culturally Muslim shit because it makes her feel quirky. There’s nothing even “culturally Muslim” about her. She doesn’t know Arabic, she acts like a whore, etc.
I know a person who identifies as a culturally muslim, so I could get behind the term. He's agnostic but fasts during ramadan, doesn't eat pork and is really into islamic philosophy. Does drink alcohol though.

This is of course nearly polar opposite of Anisa, who is just a dumb whore.
 
Ethan Klein finally says a fuck you to the Jomhas for remaining friends with people like Froggy tonic. Froggy tonic is obsessed with Ethan and Hila to a deranged, psychopathic level dragging their kids and animals into it for like six months. He is currently playing victim showing some DMs and one email where someone said he should hang himself and one saying he should execute himself.

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Ethan Klein finally says a fuck you to the Jomhas for remaining friends with people like Froggy tonic. Froggy tonic is obsessed with Ethan and Hila to a deranged, psychopathic level dragging their kids and animals into it for like six months. He is currently playing victim showing some DMs and one email where someone said he should hang himself and one saying he should execute himself.

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The Jomhas are so boring and uninspired that they're even reusing the fact that Froggy ends up completely fucking over the event again.
 
Ethan Klein finally says a fuck you to the Jomhas for remaining friends with people like Froggy tonic. Froggy tonic is obsessed with Ethan and Hila to a deranged, psychopathic level dragging their kids and animals into it for like six months. He is currently playing victim showing some DMs and one email where someone said he should hang himself and one saying he should execute himself.

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I love how Ethan gets righteous indignation, and then throws it all out the window by taking a stance that is entirely fraudulent. Sure they're scumbags. You know who else is a scumbag? Hasan Piker. Ethan was fine with him until they were no longer fellow travellers. You know who else is a scumbag? Ethan Klein, because he threw Jontron under the bus. Where's Justin Roiland now? All that sam hyde copy catting, or the filthy frank collabs but now Ethan wants to act demure and wounded by injustice. Crabs in a bucket.
 
I love how Ethan gets righteous indignation, and then throws it all out the window by taking a stance that is entirely fraudulent. Sure they're scumbags. You know who else is a scumbag? Hasan Piker. Ethan was fine with him until they were no longer fellow travellers. You know who else is a scumbag? Ethan Klein, because he threw Jontron under the bus. Where's Justin Roiland now? All that sam hyde copy catting, or the filthy frank collabs but now Ethan wants to act demure and wounded by injustice. Crabs in a bucket.
I can’t stand Jordan Peterson but I can’t help but to think of when Ethan took down his podcast with him over trans stuff or whatever and Peterson warned him that the audience he is trying to please will one day devour him with glee. I’m sure he thinks about those words every day and regrets bending over as hard as he could for the alphabets. His content wasn’t even that edgy compared to Filthy Frank or old school Ian.

Very much agree about Jontron, that was so fucked. I’m pretty sure Jon helped put them on when they were starting out in NYC. Jon won in the end over faggot ass Arin Hanson, literal fag Destiny and now eternally tortured Ethan Klein.

It’s always fun to watch the Jomhas burn another huge bridge over some dude who edited for them for a while. No business sense and no loyalty. They didn’t care about what Ethan had done in the past, only the Hasan fallout.
 
I love how Ethan gets righteous indignation, and then throws it all out the window by taking a stance that is entirely fraudulent. Sure they're scumbags. You know who else is a scumbag? Hasan Piker. Ethan was fine with him until they were no longer fellow travellers. You know who else is a scumbag? Ethan Klein, because he threw Jontron under the bus. Where's Justin Roiland now? All that sam hyde copy catting, or the filthy frank collabs but now Ethan wants to act demure and wounded by injustice. Crabs in a bucket.
Ethan has always been a duplicitous opportunistic piece of shit and he shouldn't complain about being treated the same way he's treated others, fully agree on that, but at the same time he's never thrown Ian under the bus, even when it would've been convenient to do so. Of course that's because Ian was loyal, and you have to wonder if he would've been as good of a friend if Ian hadn't followed in his footsteps and accidentally pissed him off earlier on. But that's just fanfiction and what actually happened is that Ethan has been charitable to Ian specifically and Ian should've been more appreciative of that. He's justified in acting indignant in this isolated case.
 
Ethan has always been a duplicitous opportunistic piece of shit and he shouldn't complain about being treated the same way he's treated others, fully agree on that, but at the same time he's never thrown Ian under the bus, even when it would've been convenient to do so. Of course that's because Ian was loyal, and you have to wonder if he would've been as good of a friend if Ian hadn't followed in his footsteps and accidentally pissed him off earlier on. But that's just fanfiction and what actually happened is that Ethan has been charitable to Ian specifically and Ian should've been more appreciative of that. He's justified in acting indignant in this isolated case.
The "moment" when political consequence entered into this field of internet comedy, they all gravitated towards their base leanings.
Instead of laughing at Filthy Frank, Idubbbz or Jontron videos about irreverent stuff, video games, and stupid shit we are forced into this gay and retarded struggle session with Destiny, Hasan Piker, or any of these Breadtuber scum who aren't funny at all, and are just essentially lying propagandists.
So viciously smart for Ethan to pivot from "its just comedy, its just jokes man" to "It was a tragedy, it was an attack on justice and the good people of somewhere".
Because ultimately, that pivot was throwing all of the "It's either all funny, or none of it is" COMEDIANS under the bus.
Also, fuck Tim Heidecker while I'm at it, because Ethan is basically larping as him.
 
Anisa goes off on Amouranth
I smell desperation

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She’s gotta fucking LOATHE Amouranth, given that she’s everything Anisa wants to be. Succesful, desirable. Started out as a streamer.

Anisa is as sexual as an old shoe, but it really ego-fucks her that someone like Amouranth can make money rain just from wearing a bikini, while Anisa’s cringe porn is just ignored.
 
She made a video way back in the day saying she isn’t a practicing Muslim. She said recently they don’t practice any Abrahamic religions which Islam falls under. She likes to identify as “culturally Muslim” which is retarded. You’re either a Muslim or you’re not, you’re either a Christian or you’re not. Like who says “I’m culturally Christian” but they’re atheist or agnostic? You would just say “I was raised christian but I’m not Christian anymore”.
Meh… I’ll have to give Anisa half a pass here.

She’s talking about being “culturally Moslem” in the same way that “cultural Christians” celebrate Christmas, baptize their kids and maybe invite some family over for Easter. While simultaneously calling themselves agnostic.

The problem with Anisa’s argument is of course that she wants to be a “cultural
Moslem” while simultaneously pulling the MUSLIM OPPRESHUN!!! Card any chance she gets and portray herself as some kind of expert on Islam and Arab culture.

Shit doesn’t work that way, but in the battle between her ego and her low IQ, the ego always wins.
 
I know a person who identifies as a culturally muslim, so I could get behind the term. He's agnostic but fasts during ramadan, doesn't eat pork and is really into islamic philosophy. Does drink alcohol though.

This is of course nearly polar opposite of Anisa, who is just a dumb whore.
Anisa eats pork, doesnt do any fasting during Ramadan or follow Islamic philosophy. She’s been on a Muslim culture LARP forever when she’s 8% Arab and no one in her family practices any Islamic traditions. I don’t even know how Muslim her dad was considering he married an Irish Catholic and none of them ever wore head dressings, don’t know any Arabic, probably know next to nothing about the Quran and Anisa actively goes against every aspect of Islamic or Arab “culture”. If Anisa had one photo of her in a hijab she would have posted it 50 times. If she’s ever even been to a mosque it’s probably only been a handful of times when she was a child. Plus.. what devout Muslim is going to coach hockey and threaten to sue the school to let their daughter on the all boys team?

I just don’t see it the same as atheists or agnostics celebrating Christmas or Easter since those are more of western cultural holidays now over Christian religious ones or even having their child baptized to appease Christian parents.

Edit: I know there are Arabs who don’t practice Islam but have Muslim parents so they’ll show up and do the holiday stuff, just like there are Indians who have Hindu parents but don’t follow it. Anisa just doesn’t fall under that umbrella and it seems like her siblings fall in the same category if you glance over her sister’s IG.

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Anisa being retarded, Anisa being cringe, Ian being cringe, CC3 flopping

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… you just put out a podcast shitting on a whore after she was assaulted. You don’t get to go back to being nice guys because people in your comments are now saying they like the wholesomeness and don’t want amouranth

Edit 2: guesses one who Anus is talking shit about on private?

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