Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[latter day taint 2]

Snuggles from dogs feel good and medicalizing it is just one more concession to the munchie attention seeker

That's not how real service dogs for PTSD work. It's not about pets and cuddles. Typical jobs for military PTSD service dogs:

1. Wake/rouse from nightmares or disassociation
2. Find retrieve medical supplies/medication
3. Find/retrieve help during crisis
4. Push alarm/panic button during crisis
5. Clear space/crowds during episodes in public
6. Remove patient from triggering situations
7. Interact with first responders (most are trained to go to uniformed persons during crisis and often have important information in their best)

These are all tasks being provided similar to a seeing eye dog.

 

[Potatis Salad]

I'll confess there are a couple of munchies in this thread who are so viscerally repulsive I scroll past without even looking at them (Victoria, Rose), but aside from those two, Tilly is, in my opinion, the worst-looking munchie we have. I'd rather look at Hayden or Abrea than this gaping maw:


Getriggert.

[Side note, the top two are the full images pulled from the Instagram source, it's weird what low resolution they are.]

How many years since mans got his dick wet, do you think? Through a combination of naivete and denial, he probably has no idea she's faking.

 

[often puzzled]

For some reason, the Zara escapade is completely cracking me up. Sure, the Holocaust was bad, but have you heard about fast fashion sales staff?

I would also wander around barefoot if all my footwear looked like hers. Those black loafers with the gold chain-- the ones that sort of look like smoking loafers-- are hideous, and she wears them with shorts. Princess Kate would never. Maybe the heavy metal poisoning is to blame for her horrible fashion choices.

I eagerly await her next narrative turn. Leprosy is exciting, but my vote is for congenital syphilis. I know that the historical evidence doesn't really support, say, Henry VIII having syphilis, but Tilly doesn't seem like the type to let the facts get in the way of a good story (to put it mildly). She also makes a lot of remarks about how her own mother was A Poor (tm), so why not throw the woman under the bus a little more and accuse her of having STDs in addition to TB?

 

[Elderly beef taco]

That's not how real service dogs for PTSD work. It's not about pets and cuddles. Typical jobs for military PTSD service dogs:

1. Wake/rouse from nightmares or disassociation
2. Find retrieve medical supplies/medication
3. Find/retrieve help during crisis
4. Push alarm/panic button during crisis
5. Clear space/crowds during episodes in public
6. Remove patient from triggering situations
7. Interact with first responders (most are trained to go to uniformed persons during crisis and often have important information in their best)

These are all tasks being provided similar to a seeing eye dog.

Exactly. Most of the "service" dogs you see can do none of these tasks. They look cute, assuming you find dogs cute, and that's it. And it's enough for your average person to give them a pass.

It bugs the hell out of me that if a real guide dog alerted on something in public, or tried to get someone to help, most idiots would just try to pet it and say "good doggo" assuming it's a cute pet wanting attention, and not a working animal.

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

I don't know much about wheelchairs, I have only used one for a week when I had my leg in a cast and that's the extent of my knowledge. Can someone more knowledgeable explain what's wrong with Dani's chair? I mean, it looks pretty basic? It doesn't scream "custom job for custom needs" to me. But it's Dani so...

It is probably only custom in that she picked the color, and the seat is fit to her. There's nothing special about it. It looks like it has a sling back, which offer very little support. That, plus the fact that the leg rests either rotate out, come off, or both, makes me think it's a folding chair, which are considerably heavier than rigid frames.
My guess is her doctor/therapist didn't think she needed something she'd be sitting in and self propelling all day.

Bet she'll prove em wrong, and destroy her shoulders in the process.

 

[fagnarok]

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Getriggert.

[Side note, the top two are the full images pulled from the Instagram source, it's weird what low resolution they are.]

How many years since mans got his dick wet, do you think? Through a combination of naivete and denial, he probably has no idea she's faking.
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"You say she has scary eyes, but I don't see it!" - a man imminently about to have his dick gnawed off.

I highlighted those two images because they, and the one from her frenemy's wedding, are the most Jill Rod of them all. The resemblance is truly uncanny.

It's unfortunate that Jill's husband does get his in, though. And quite a lot. Their eleventy starving, deliberately stunted children would be better off if he did not, even if that meant some or all of them did not exist.

 

[Spunt]

I'll confess there are a couple of munchies in this thread who are so viscerally repulsive I scroll past without even looking at them (Victoria, Rose), but aside from those two, Tilly is, in my opinion, the worst-looking munchie we have. I'd rather look at Hayden or Abrea than this gaping maw:
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Getriggert.

[Side note, the top two are the full images pulled from the Instagram source, it's weird what low resolution they are.]

How many years since mans got his dick wet, do you think? Through a combination of naivete and denial, he probably has no idea she's faking.
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I think Kate is, by and large, a woman's idea of what an attractive woman looks like rather than a man's. Everyone has their own tastes, of course, but Kate dresses and presents herself to appeal to other women on instagram. She wants to be a trophy wife, again something to show off rather than be attracted to, and that's why they always marry City types who use them as an accessory before cheating on them with someone they actually find hot. She's skinny, has no tits or ass and a jaw like the prow on a supertanker. Plus she has crazy bitch eyes and the BPD smile. Maybe it's because I've been around the block a couple of times and learned the hard way to stay away from chicks like this that I find her so viscerally unsexy, maybe I'm generalising from my own reaction, but Kate/Tilly is as sexually appealing as an ironing board.

I'll bet her bf is a foot fetishist though.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I'll bet her bf is a foot fetishist though.

Tbh I doubt they even have sex

 

[Breadbear]

Tbh I doubt they even have sex

She'd slice the bastard in half with her hip bone, if he didn't snap her in two first

 

[Quack_Quack]

Tbh I doubt they even have sex

He's deeper in the closet than Narnia

 

[TismFarmer]

do you think mummy paints her toes for her?

Of course Not!
Thats what immigrants are for...

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Speaking of totally legit service dogs, what very important task do you think Selma Blair’s dog is completing here? Maybe I’m biased because I think she’s full of shit, but to me it just looks like a dog chilling on the red carpet.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

If he was actually a working dog,che wouldn't be going in scratches and belly rubs on the red carpet.

 

[TismFarmer]

Firstly, I fully agree with everyone who says that crap-Kate has Crazy eyes!
She is legitimately terrifying and I wonder if she's made small children cry before...

Also, she says that the Quack's wife made her that Instagram printout for a surprise for her hyperthermia treatment box in January sometime, but here it is, hanging above her bed while she's opening Christmas presents with Mumsy...

 

[fagnarok]

Firstly, I fully agree with everyone who says that crap-Kate has Crazy eyes!
She is legitimately terrifying and I wonder if she's made small children cry before...

Also, she says that the Quack's wife made her that Instagram printout for a surprise for her hyperthermia treatment box in January sometime, but here it is, hanging above her bed while she's opening Christmas presents with Mumsy...
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In this photo, she looks a lot like one of the other BPD munchie Bongers: thechroniciconic, who is decidedly less posh, lives completely off the dole if she isn't selling nudes, and larps as a Jew.

Whatever that says about British genetics, I'm not sure, but she certainly resembles that individual (iirc whose real name is Jess) much more than she does QEII or Catherine of Wales.

Their behavior lines up much better too, except Jess doesn't have a mum-slave to enable her.
Kate's eyes are dumber-looking than Jess's, though. Jess is animated by insanity and malice at all times, but she doesn't have the alternating murderous manic rage or literal-cow-like lows behind her gaze that Kate does. Guess Kate is winning something, anyway.


Here's a post about Jess, which links to other posts about Jess: Munchies on the BBC
(I don't keep up with her public postings, but remember her very vividly from this thread and periodically see her commenting under random true-crime videos on YouTube, so she's still around and still utterly mental.)

 

[TismFarmer]

In this photo, she looks a lot like one of the other BPD munchie Bongers: thechroniciconic, who is decidedly less posh, lives completely off the dole if she isn't selling nudes, and larps as a Jew.

Whatever that says about British genetics, I'm not sure, but she certainly resembles that individual (iirc whose real name is Jess) much more than she does QEII or Catherine of Wales.

Their behavior lines up much better too, except Jess doesn't have a mum-slave to enable her.

Here's a post about Jess, which links to other posts about Jess: Munchies on the BBC
(I don't keep up with her, but remember her very vividly from this thread and periodically see her commenting under random true-crime videos on YouTube, so she's still around and still utterly mental.)

I just think they look like inbred Anglo-saxons...
The 'posher' you are the more inbred you are, but even plebs have been stuck on a tiny island that hasn't been invaded since Vikings... Very very little diversity until recently and the English don't often breed with Brown.
Especially if you wanna be seen as posh...

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I just think they look like inbred Anglo-saxons...
The 'posher' you are the more inbred you are, but even plebs have been stuck on a tiny island that hasn't been invaded since Vikings... Very very little diversity until recently and the English don't often breed with Brown.
Especially if you wanna be seen as posh...

The Normans came after the Vikings. There have also been Huguenot refugees, and Romani, Jews and later Italians from Europe.

The English already came from very diverse stock, being a mixture of various prehistoric peoples, Celts, plus Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Vikings, annd other foreign invaders.

Then during the Empire poshos did breed and mix with foreigners. A small amount of Indian blood is not uncommon, with examples including Princess Diana and Richard Branson.

The English have never, ever been inbred and had enormous genetic diversity to begin with. The reputation solely comes from the Royal family, but even this really wasn’t as bad as in other European Royal families, e.g. the Hapsburgs.

Sadly you are mistaken about not breeding with browns, fuzzy haired mutts are ten a penny.

 

[Kufungisisa]

Agonyautie REALLY wants everyone to know she has thrush.

Whether you want to or not.

Spoiler

 

[Oracular Slug]

Agonyautie REALLY wants everyone to know she has thrush.

Whether you want to or not.

"Many ways to make it go away", yeah, for like $15-20 at the damn grocery store, dancing on TikTok is only going to make you more miserable ffs.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I wonder if she could have gotten more views labelling this “Alters Switch on Camera” and then claiming she switched personalities at the end when she pretended to break character, or is that trend finally dead?