Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

femoralcanal said:
ll be honest: I had to look that one up.
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Same here and I can read and write real good and stuff.
femoralcanal said:
I'm giving a 45-47% chance of a murder-suicide event at the half-hovel tonight.
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Part of me wants this ending for every single lolcow we have threads on on this site. The other, much larger part of me wants this milk to not only never end but continue to increase in creaminess the way it has for a long time.

We can compromise: after he loses another lolsuit and becomes totally insufferable even for her, Nikki decides to take a chance with one of the flatulent nogs she's come to know well and leaves Patrick for him. He's helping her move out and Patrick is telling him the FBI will be over any second to arrest him for Felony Beard Theft. He tells Patrick to go fuck himself. Patrick reflexively "childs" him and being that he's already suspicious of Rick's involvement in the disappearance of 2 of his EBT generators children, he's not taking this shit. A fight ensues and the nigger pulls a knife. Jenny From the Hovel backpedals literally and a figuratively as he's not an Actual Tough Guy. He trips over either one his Lego toys or a shitty dinosaur model and falls on D'Arquarius. This both disarms him, suffocates him, and holds him immobile until the police come.

Our sides, Nikki's horrendously smelly vagina heart, and the pepperoni ingredients caught in the cave-in don't survive.

The memes and xeets we get from this make it all worth it.
McMitch said:
It must be reiterated that Fatrick forms his world opinion from children’s movies and other people who talk about books (as it is obvious that Fatrick doesn’t read). He’s the exact type of person who props up the long-dead corpse of naziism as a real-life bad guy.
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I think it should also be mentioned he's very fat and the majority of us wouldn't have sex with him.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Apodicticly. That's a 1.9 GPA word at minimum sorry pat.
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It's "apodictically." I remembered the word but totally forgot what it meant.

apoˈdictically, -ˈdeictically, adv.
[f. prec. + -ly 2.]
apoˈdictically, -ˈdeictically, adv.
In an apodictic manner; by way of absolute demonstration.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's "apodictically." I remembered the word but totally forgot what it meant.

apoˈdictically, -ˈdeictically, adv.
[f. prec. + -ly 2.]
apoˈdictically, -ˈdeictically, adv.
In an apodictic manner; by way of absolute demonstration.
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Apedodictfully; adj

Eh-pedo-dicked-fully

The state of being a pedophile while getting fully dicked over by the funsters.

"Patrick Tomlinson is married to an ugly lesbian because he behaves apedodictfully both online and in person"
 
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femoralcanal said:
I'll be honest: I had to look that one up.
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"Apodictic", also spelled "apodeictic" (Ancient Greek: ἀποδεικτικός, "capable of demonstration"), is an adjectival expression from Aristotelean logic that refers to propositions that are demonstrably, necessarily or self-evidently true. Apodicticity or apodixis is the corresponding abstract noun, referring to logical certainty.
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it's a reddit debate fag word. the type of word Pat would use condescendingly if he was smart enough to do shit like look up dumb words to dunk on people.
 
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femoralcanal said:
I'll be honest: I had to look that one up.

See, the fact nothing gets up Ramona's ass like knowledgeable people showing her she's wrong and dumb is why I feel like this thread is always teaching me new stuff. It's awesome.

On another news, I was already excited for today's oikings but now I'm just rock hard. Not only the traitorous evil Fox News is saying Trump was right...
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... even CNN had to admit the Orange Man won the dick measuring contest.
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I'm giving a 45-47% chance of a murder-suicide event at the half-hovel tonight.

I'm so sorry Sheryl.
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Well Zelensky gets watch Europe rearm itself so he'll have a closer ally than the States and he can't keep trying to sell off rare earth minerals his countries doesn't have since they've lied about the amount so a rearmed Europe is best for him to stay in power.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
It is without question what Patrick would want for Ukraine though.
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He doesn't think about Ukraine, he has no convictions at all, if it stops being current thing he's told to care about and what to think he'll instantly move on to the next and not mention it again. It's not even like two happenings at the same time can combine with him, if it requires him to put in a thought at all it's too much effort and he needs to conserve all those thinking calories to grow more chins.
 
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We interrupt Patrick being a diabolical piece of crap to bring you him being really mad that Trump dared to make fun of someone.
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I'm not surprised Pat is defending noted blackface enthusiast and disgraced Prime Minister Justin "Castro" Trudeau. He just cannot mask his contempt for black people, yet he loves how they taste.
 
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An automatic clown said:
He's having an oink out at Leslie, from the fart couch I assume. Just another Tuesday in the half hovel for Jen Tomlinson
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This impromptu alliance between Leslie and the pests is the stuff of legend. Patty is such a thoroughly unlikable, pompous, stuck-up bellend that people who would ordinarily loathe one another are willing to set aside their differences and come together to mock him, ruthlessly. It's really rather uplifting!
 
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Friedchickenfan said:
If I had a genie I would wish for Rick to host a livestream once a week with text to speech donations he can’t interrupt. Also all donated money would go to Quasi because that would be funny.
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Josh should invite Pat onto MATI. I want to see that fat fuck lose his shit while Josh subjects him to questioning.
 
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Friedchickenfan said:
If I had a genie I would wish for Rick to host a livestream once a week with text to speech donations he can’t interrupt. Also all donated money would go to Quasi because that would be funny.
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You're thinking too small, you could wish for a collaboration with Nick Rekieta and they get all the booze they want although it would turn into an endless loop of stalker child vs incel prude in a hellish anime sucks cope and sneed kind of way as they both get too drunk to form new memories.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
Maybe , but the times they are changing, and the minds about immigration do too.
After some sort of ceasefire, peace or freezing of the conflict is achieved, I doubt the hundred of thousands of Veterans will be happy with giving over their country to people who are 100x more foreign to their culture and religion than the very similar Russians.

It is without question what Patrick would want for Ukraine though.
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Don't worry, they'll keep the war going long enough that there won't be hundreds of thousands of veterans.
 
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