Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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Of course this faggot would be a pre-worn out looking hat, and then somehow still manages to not put it on correctly looking like one of those gang members who survive being shot in the head and end up with a big dent in their skull.

 

[Marc]

I can't be the only one to assume that Jack's skull has the texture of room temperature butter; and one could easily push their fingers through it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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“Sporting my new hat” is as close as Jack will ever get to exercise.

 

[Marc]

He probably clenches his toes when defecating (just before his tail starts spinning).

 

[AltisticRight]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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So he can't count to 6, or what?
What a shitty looking hat.

Also, look at that mosaic decoration behind his induction top. VILE.
Just a tip, you want the surrounds of your cooking area to be smooth, use granite or engineered stone or something. It's easy to clean. Grease is going to build up in between those tiles and it'll eventually become putrid. Knowing how lazy scaltfatty is, I would guess it's already a fire hazard.

I mean, it doesn't even look good. What is that taste? Scalfatty has no taste.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So he can't count to 6, or what?
What a shitty looking hat.

I mean it is a Trump hat because Trump is the 45th and 47th President

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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And 45 to 47 percent is about how human the Constitution would've considered him. Ironic.

 

[Super Hans v2]

And 45 to 47 percent is about how human the Constitution would've considered him. Ironic.

Come on now. Jack's people are, as determined and Constitutionally certified by the Founding Father's, three fifths a person.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Come on now. Jack's people are, as determined and Constitutionally certified by the Founding Father's, three fifths a person.

Oh, I know, I just sold out the math for the dumb joke. (Not only Italian but Southern Italian guy [who looks every single bit of it, and then some] simps for... well, everything he simps for.)

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Will the real bossmanJACK please stand up scootypuff up

Bossman vs Hossman
When it's all over only one Jack will be left standing (well they'll start with only one Jack standing but you get the point).

 

[Remember to dilate]

Le blob

 

[biggacracka]

Le blob

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It's like if butterball from hellraiser and bob the minion fucked and produced... this... as their lovechild

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Getting scammed runs on both sides of the family I guess.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Getting scammed runs on both sides of the family I guess.

GET YOU RETUNE

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Getting scammed runs on both sides of the family I guess.

A family of rubes, what a gold mine for scammers.

 

[ILikeYou]

Getting scammed runs on both sides of the family I guess.

Carolyn is a danger to herself, at this point! How many times has she been scammed, other than over $150k for some gold that never existed, and $39.99...per month (?!) for a standard knee compression brace w/ some pointless bells and whistles added on? Those are just the two she's mentioned recently, online, publicly! Maybe I should look up her number, and let her know her Microsoft warranty is up, and I can give her a limited-time offer on a lifetime subscription.

A quick Google search of the product she says to not buy from shows that it's getting called out as a scam, right and left. And their website is the classic sales funnel, never-ending scroll, fake reviews, and even a Christmas special currently running for 50% off! If a company is offering that steep of a discount, how much have they inflated the price, that they can still make a profit, then?

Anyone know how the Flanders family/Carolyn got her wealth? Because--something tells me she didn't earn it through using her incredibly bright, talented mind.

 

[p1138]

Carolyn is a danger to herself, at this point! How many times has she been scammed, other than over $150k for some gold that never existed, and $39.99...per month (?!) for a standard knee compression brace w/ some pointless bells and whistles added on? Those are just the two she's mentioned recently, online, publicly! Maybe I should look up her number, and let her know her Microsoft warranty is up, and I can give her a limited-time offer on a lifetime subscription.

A quick Google search of the product she says to not buy from shows that it's getting called out as a scam, right and left. And their website is the classic sales funnel, never-ending scroll, fake reviews, and even a Christmas special currently running for 50% off! If a company is offering that steep of a discount, how much have they inflated the price, that they can still make a profit, then?

Anyone know how the Flanders family/Carolyn got her wealth? Because--something tells me she didn't earn it through using her incredibly bright, talented mind.

Could also be Don, or generational wealth that's running dry. The generational intelligence certainly is. Normally at this point you'd have a serious talk with grandma about needing control or at least oversight of finances once $150 goes down the drain on some stupid shit.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Le blob

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Extremely cursed Charlie Brown.

Or maybe the son of Charlie Brown and Dr. Robotnik.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Carolyn is a danger to herself, at this point! How many times has she been scammed, other than over $150k for some gold that never existed, and $39.99...per month (?!) for a standard knee compression brace w/ some pointless bells and whistles added on? Those are just the two she's mentioned recently, online, publicly! Maybe I should look up her number, and let her know her Microsoft warranty is up, and I can give her a limited-time offer on a lifetime subscription.

A quick Google search of the product she says to not buy from shows that it's getting called out as a scam, right and left. And their website is the classic sales funnel, never-ending scroll, fake reviews, and even a Christmas special currently running for 50% off! If a company is offering that steep of a discount, how much have they inflated the price, that they can still make a profit, then?

Anyone know how the Flanders family/Carolyn got her wealth? Because--something tells me she didn't earn it through using her incredibly bright, talented mind.

Don Who owns/owned a commercial HVAC
Business. Not sure if it was in California or in Nashville area. But that’s a money printing machine regardless of the scale you are at because it’s fairly specialized, not enough people do it, and consumers can’t buy most assemblies directly (subscription revenue for commercial contracts) I get the impression that it was fairly small scale when Junior couldn’t handle the grueling labor of filter swaps on mini splits or duct cleaning or purging a central air unit. But he was probably running a few vans of crews at min doing installs and maintenance. Otherwise, you’d see Don himself crawling into attics.

Qarolynn has run an insurance brokerage for 20+ years. I know for a fact that she does health insurance but may do other lines of business. That can be fairly lucrative once you have a book of business established. Especially so if you , or your partners, are able to do multi-line.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Qarolynn has run an insurance brokerage for 20+ years. I know for a fact that she does health insurance but may do other lines of business. That can be fairly lucrative once you have a book of business established. Especially so if you , or your partners, are able to do multi-line.

Makes me feel a bit better, but even more confused that a scammer like her is getting got herself so hard.