Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

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  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 306 26.6%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 817 70.9%
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Mukhrani said:
To be honest I'm not at all impressed by donating to 'charitable causes', and I don't think most people are anymore - they used to be back in the 90s/oughts. Most working-class people now understand that NGOs are stuffed to the gills with the failsons/daughters of the very rich people who donate to them, and only a fraction of the money gets spent on the actual cause. The donated money is 'recaptured'.

If Musk wants to be loved he should do what Trump did and turn himself into a WWE-style brand, or act like a 'poor person's idea of a rich person': have a 'normal' American wife and kids but plate everything in gold. Or, he should go the Carnegie route and just hand out huge amounts of free money to regular random slobs on the street. Instead he's basically a less-articulate, miserly male version of Maude from The Big Lebowski, living a bizarro-world lifestyle insulated from reality by his money, which is off-putting.
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Musk has been trying and failing at making himself into a Trump brand. The only people that like him are boomers and Fox News who don't see much of him. Even the Trump brand only really works well for Trump as he's had a reputation of being audacious for decades, so when others try to imitate his style it comes across as kinda cringey.

What Musk needs is an image consultant to get him the Mark Zuckerberg treatment of not coming across as ridiculously robotic and maybe looking decent. Maybe get on ozempic too to slim down while trying to have fun rather than make his entire life revolve around politics as he seems intent on doing now.

He really needs to focus on just coming across as a normal person then the stuff about wanting to do rockets or involve machine learning in everything can come after.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Definitely take it with a healthy grain of salt at the very least, I'm far from a Musk expert. Part of my speculation is based on some of the things other, more informed users have mentioned here regarding some of the stuff his partners have leaked about his preferences/Musk basing his entire persona around 2010 internet culture. I think the only thing we can safely say for sure because it came from the horses mouth is he's legitimately concerned about birth rates, I remember him talking about needing to boost numbers and him trying to do his part back when he was still idealized by the left for being a cool science dude.
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Also he broke his dick when he tried to make it bigger. Lil tiny dick Elon could buy the world but never please a woman.
 
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Spooky Dogwood said:
Ah, Jon Leibowitz going for his, "I'm just a concerned moderate, trying to be reasonable, goy" shtick he's been doing for the last 2 decades. I'm not sure which one of them I hate more tbh.
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It is like watching an Italian from the old world interact with his grand-nephew on Long Island. The Jon Leibowitz world is dead. We're in Joe Rogan world now - everyone knows and wants to hear you call the other guy a faggot. This goes for anyone yapping about "well if Republicans had spines they'd impeach bc family values!" too, like that shit has been dead since every white family accepted their kids listening to mumble lean rap and posting their underage tits on Instagram. Soccer moms are not sweet Christian ladies in vans anymore - they are stuffing their backrolls into xxs LuluLemon tanks with a face full of contour and the newest MAGA hat, bent over at Aiden's soccer game in front of the divorced dads. They rap 50 Cent. If they say they are "trad", they're lying for the image - another way that social media has killed humanity. I'm serious, if you have a young person in your family please go to one of their school functions and observe these "mothers" in action.

America is in its final stage of niggerfication, Trump and Musk are essentially nogs (baby mamas, obnoxious wealth, no manners). I'm just waiting for public figures to start brawling again like it's the 1850's.
 
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SBG said:
Musk has been trying and failing at making himself into a Trump brand. The only people that like him are boomers and Fox News who don't see much of him. Even the Trump brand only really works well for Trump as he's had a reputation of being audacious for decades, so when others try to imitate his style it comes across as kinda cringey.
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Elon is a chicken that Donald Trump has successfully transferred his TDS to

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Tzeentch said:
Your daily dose of Elon Musk cringe ahoy.

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It seems Elon is slowly entering in the 2017 deep fried memes era, cannot wait for him to post an "epic meme" like big chungus or we are number one in the nearby future
Mukhrani said:
Small correction: he hired a good PR team. He's still a greedy asshole.


It's this, but he also acts like the kind of boss that anyone who has had to work a real job hates: the uncharismatic micromanager. The kind of boss who will have you sprucing up your resume after a few weeks of their unctuous attempts to be 'friendly' coupled with obnoxious, pointless emails asking you to list five things that you did this week. As if having you detail shit that other people in the chain of command already know to them personally is more useful than them actually using their position and time to fix the billion fucking things at the company that don't work.

A huge clue-in to what a collosal piece of shit Elon is that he's a jeet-lover. Only the absolutely worst managers like jeets, because they're useless brownnosers. To like them you have be both absolutely clueless about the details of your own business while also being lonely/emotionally retarded enough to fall for blatantly obvious subcontinental flattery. It also means that you make the classic mistake of conflating effort with results - 'well shucks, Ramjeet Dikshit is in the office till 8 pm every night, and Sven leaves at 5 on the dot'. Never notices that Sven does all his own work while also fixing Ramjeet's in half the time that the latter takes to accomplish absolutely nothing.
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Elon is the reason why micromanagers should only sit in middle management positions. Having this retard as a CEO shows it. Elon through his history likes to stick his fugly nose into anything his companies do, he wants the stupidest shit in his products that don't make any sense from a functionality perspective, like having a truck with input lag, or gull wing doors on a SUV sedan whatever the fuck hybrid because it looks "futuristic".

Also fun fact, Elon apparently got beaten so bad once in high school that started his journey into cosmetic surgeries. This can be a reason for why he got that penis surgery in the first place.
 
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Elon is a chicken that Donald Trump has successfully transferred his TDS to

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It's extra funny, because unlike Trump, Elon is to much of a spaz to realize that you arent supposed to publicly let people know that shit bothers you. Trump has a good poker face, and enough confidence that he definitely is able to see the humor in alot of the attacks on him, Elon is about as self aware as Chris Chan, and looks like he is about to cry when someone confronts him irl
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
He acts like it's his duty to have kids because he's so important that he needs a bunch of his offspring in the world to help save it.
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He almost certainly thinks he's improving humanity by spewing out a bunch of tard babies he then fails to raise so they inevitably end up failchildren so that instead he's actually degrading the human race by bringing these traumatized, neglected children into the world.

Even though he has the ability to have them raised by professionals like neglectful rich people and royals have always done, he's such a chintzy kike cocksucker that he refuses even to pay the bare minimum, preferring to (legally) flee to Texas to be able to pay nearly nothing to support his crotch-goblins, who unsurprisingly hate his guts, develop daddy issues, and troon out.

Also any woman who actually consents to this is worthless too. What a stupid fucking whore. What a dumb cunt.
 
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Timotei Lindeanu said:
It seems Elon is slowly entering in the 2017 deep fried memes era, cannot wait for him to post an "epic meme" like big chungus or we are number one in the nearby future
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Elon has been stuck in 2019 since goodness knows when. He's just a stereotypical redditor with a lot of money and influence.
 
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SBG said:
Musk has been trying and failing at making himself into a Trump brand.
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The problem with that is that while that brand has fiercely loyal consoomers, everyone else absolutely hates it, including some derange-os who are violently hostile to it, and Elon is finding this out as people now hate any product associated with him so much that people are literally physically destroying his products just when they see them in public and burning down his charging stations.

This is why you don't associate your products with politics.

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Also he broke his dick when he tried to make it bigger. Lil tiny dick Elon could buy the world but never please a woman.
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He has a tiny, bent duck like Chris-Chan.
 
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