Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Mukhrani]

Gates was pretty hated in the 90s. Then he had an epiphany or something and stopped being such a greedy asshole

Small correction: he hired a good PR team. He's still a greedy asshole.

Musk acts like that autistic kid who was let in on the normal classes, gives no personal space, and does the most annoying shit imaginable.

It's this, but he also acts like the kind of boss that anyone who has had to work a real job hates: the uncharismatic micromanager. The kind of boss who will have you sprucing up your resume after a few weeks of their unctuous attempts to be 'friendly' coupled with obnoxious, pointless emails asking you to list five things that you did this week. As if having you detail shit that other people in the chain of command already know to them personally is more useful than them actually using their position and time to fix the billion fucking things at the company that don't work.

A huge clue-in to what a collosal piece of shit Elon is that he's a jeet-lover. Only the absolutely worst managers like jeets, because they're useless brownnosers. To like them you have be both absolutely clueless about the details of your own business while also being lonely/emotionally retarded enough to fall for blatantly obvious subcontinental flattery. It also means that you make the classic mistake of conflating effort with results - 'well shucks, Ramjeet Dikshit is in the office till 8 pm every night, and Sven leaves at 5 on the dot'. Never notices that Sven does all his own work while also fixing Ramjeet's in half the time that the latter takes to accomplish absolutely nothing.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Small correction: he hired a good PR team. He's still a greedy asshole.

musk could easily donate a billion to charitable causes each year and it might even increase his net worth. gates funneling money to the gates foundation is probably a writeoff and he can spend more time doing whatever weird shit the uber rich do without fearing that he might get luigi'd

 

[AnOminous]

it's not a surprise that he is genuinely hated unlike the way people hate "the rich" or "CEOs", they don't make a big circus out of picking your pocket

And they don't name their Department of Fucking Your Shit Up after some retarded dead meme like an autistic faggot.

It's like when some doctor had to tell people their kid has no face and his brain is outside his skull because of the "sonic hedgehog gene."

gates funneling money to the gates foundation is probably a writeoff and he can spend more time doing whatever weird shit the uber rich do without fearing that he might get luigi'd

Gates did all the lying, cheating and stealing shit early in his life to get where he is now, and now that he has all the things, doesn't really seem to care about more acquisition. And he was doing it for a profit. It was just business.

Yeah it was stealing other people's software, putting a thin coat of paint on it, and reselling it, like he did with CP/M and how the original Windows was a shitty Apple knockoff running on top of DOS and barely even a real OS at all. But that's what businesses do. Nobody really takes it personally.

I am actually fucking nostalgic for that kind of robber baron capitalist shit because it beats the fuck out of these scumbag corporations pumping out globohomo or whatever the fuck Musk is doing, out of some ideological sperging.

 

[Al Jolson]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/watch-elvira-gives-finger-her-133935073.html

The Mistress of the Dark has encouraged us all to Make America Goth Again with a bold statement against the impending oligarchy taking over the U.S. government — while mocking Elon Musk in the process.

Over the weekend, Cassandra Peterson, more commonly known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to NPR, following a previous video where she said she hopes we “enjoy the new paint job” on it as much as she does. The paint job in question said “Elon Sux,” with the “X” modeled after the platform formally known as Twitter's logo.




She also captioned that video with a response to the email Musk sent to federal workers demanding they share five things they’d accomplished over the past week. Elvira’s five things include "waking up, brushing her teeth, signing autographs, your mom," and getting a new paint job for her Tesla.

But Peterson wasn't done.


In a second video, which has now gone viral, Peterson revealed that she was donating her newly painted car to NPR. With ACDC’s “Highway to Hell” playing in the background and wearing a "Make America Goth Again" hat, Peterson waved a chainsaw around — mocking Musk’s eccentric behavior on stage at CPAC — and smiled as she waved the car away.

She also gave it the finger at the end.

 

[Delaware 14]

Vance isn't going to do shit. Elon and Donnie are both billionaire business men who wan to fleece as much as they can from rubes who will give them money. Vance is just a gormless stooge who will do whatever his daddies tell him to do.

People forget that JD Vance was also a venture capitalist for Peter Thiel's company.

Anyways something a lot of people missed during the Joe Rogan experience is that he did the libertardian thing of calling Social Security a Ponzi scheme.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Her Elon cosplay is way better than the original, shows that good fashion can come from the confidence in wearing it, as you can tell how Elon really wanted to be seen as cool.

 

[just a banana]

She also gave it the finger at the end.

Why just spray paint Tesla stuff and give it the finger when you can burn it?

 

[dangerwrangler]

These things look like they were made to burn. Perfect base to keep the flames going while the open hole creates enough room for the fire to breathe as it travels up the plastic.

Another great design by the tesla engineers

 

[AnOminous]

These things look like they were made to burn. Perfect base to keep the flames going while the open hole creates enough room for the fire to breathe as it travels up the plastic.

Another great design by the tesla engineers

I'm pretty sure they're forced to design these things to look like whatever would appear to an autistic 12 year old like Musk is. He wants them to look what he thinks is "cool" even though they're ugly as sin. Even the Pontiac Aztek was less ridiculous looking than these things.

Then there's the Cybercucktruck, which may be simply the ugliest technological object ever created in the history of the world. It looks like it's made out of sheet metal.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm pretty sure they're forced to design these things to look like whatever would appear to an autistic 12 year old like Musk is. He wants them to look what he thinks is "cool" even though they're ugly as sin. Even the Pontiac Aztek was less ridiculous looking than these things.

Then there's the Cybercucktruck, which may be simply the ugliest technological object ever created in the history of the world. It looks like it's made out of sheet metal.

One company has actually found a way to make them even uglier

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=2108647

 

[Drip Torch]

One company has actually found a way to make them even uglier

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=2108647

A car made to impress retards into one made to impress faggots.
I can't bring myself to call it a truck.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

One thing Europe did get right is introducing pedestrian safety legislation which the Cybertruck will never have a hope on hell of passing.

 

[mofu mofo]

One thing Europe did get right is introducing pedestrian safety legislation which the Cybertruck will never have a hope on hell of passing.

The funniest aspect of this is that you can't even get a Cybertruck through the IVA (safety check for kit cars and grey imports) in the UK and you can literally get a motorised sofa/couch through that test:

 

[NoBueno]

I'm pretty sure they're forced to design these things to look like whatever would appear to an autistic 12 year old like Musk is. He wants them to look what he thinks is "cool" even though they're ugly as sin. Even the Pontiac Aztek was less ridiculous looking than these things.

Then there's the Cybercucktruck, which may be simply the ugliest technological object ever created in the history of the world. It looks like it's made out of sheet metal.

Thats what happens when you give billions of dollars to an autist. They just obsess over PS1 games and 90's movies.

 

[Mukhrani]

musk could easily donate a billion to charitable causes each year and it might even increase his net worth. gates funneling money to the gates foundation is probably a writeoff and he can spend more time doing whatever weird shit the uber rich do without fearing that he might get luigi'd

To be honest I'm not at all impressed by donating to 'charitable causes', and I don't think most people are anymore - they used to be back in the 90s/oughts. Most working-class people now understand that NGOs are stuffed to the gills with the failsons/daughters of the very rich people who donate to them, and only a fraction of the money gets spent on the actual cause. The donated money is 'recaptured'.

If Musk wants to be loved he should do what Trump did and turn himself into a WWE-style brand, or act like a 'poor person's idea of a rich person': have a 'normal' American wife and kids but plate everything in gold. Or, he should go the Carnegie route and just hand out huge amounts of free money to regular random slobs on the street. Instead he's basically a less-articulate, miserly male version of Maude from The Big Lebowski, living a bizarro-world lifestyle insulated from reality by his money, which is off-putting.

 

[Al Jolson]

Why just spray paint Tesla stuff and give it the finger when you can burn it?

That is the kind of Elvira I needed in my life. ;(

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Elon Musk is a pussy, hes added more to his proof of being pathetic since backing out of the UN's offer to help feed the hungry and getting mommy musk to get him out of a match where Zuck would've kicked his ass. Jon Stewart is considered too intimidating for him





I'm pretty sure if you know who Jon Stewart is in the year of our lord 2025, you'd know he's as lefty as it comes but of course Elon despite wanting to be seen as a tough guy doesn't like being challenged physically or mentally.

 

[Shine-369]

To be honest I'm not at all impressed by donating to 'charitable causes', and I don't think most people are anymore - they used to be back in the 90s/oughts. Most working-class people now understand that NGOs are stuffed to the gills with the failsons/daughters of the very rich people who donate to them, and only a fraction of the money gets spent on the actual cause. The donated money is 'recaptured'.

If Musk wants to be loved he should do what Trump did and turn himself into a WWE-style brand, or act like a 'poor person's idea of a rich person': have a 'normal' American wife and kids but plate everything in gold. Or, he should go the Carnegie route and just hand out huge amounts of free money to regular random slobs on the street. Instead he's basically a less-articulate, miserly male version of Maude from The Big Lebowski, living a bizarro-world lifestyle insulated from reality by his money, which is off-putting.

He already tried to mimic a chudcel, that turned out bad for him. The best thing he can do is creep back to the hole he crawled out of and count his gains in solitary. Just like the troll he always wanted to be.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm pretty sure if you know who Jon Stewart is in the year of our lord 2025, you'd know he's as lefty as it comes but of course Elon despite wanting to be seen as a tough guy doesn't like being challenged physically or mentally.

That's because Elon is a stupid person's idea of a smart person.

 

[hihest]

That's because Elon is a stupid person's idea of a smart person.