Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Leaving New York has not worked out very well in his favor. They knew he was fake up there but handled him with kid gloves for some reason. Just about every person he's met in Ohio and Pennsylvania have openly called him a fake and made him tard out. The Cleveland cops took him to task, the financial manager lady straight up roasted his ass at a Dunkin Donuts, various APS workers over the phone, the group home guy. And every single one of those people he pisses off is just another notch on the 'This guy is fake' board because they're in official positions and each add their own contribution to his records. Fake, aggressive, weird, a big baby tantrum man. Everything but actually autistic.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
If I had to be around andy, I swear I'd

So... lets see I gave andy a week at most after taking everything down and saying he was happy with this group home.
4 days later: WAAAAAAH THEY ABUSING ME! THEY TREAT ME LIKE A BABY! I"M RUNNING AWAY!
The crazy thing is that he's doxxing his care workers, thinking we'll do his dirty work like we're Tom or something.
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“Work your Magic” he thinks all of us are retarded Alogs who just want to watch the world burn lmao.
Now the actual retarded Alogs who feel the urge to Heed the call of diapered duty they will just link it back to the fecal fiend himself so Amdy’s attempt of killing two bird with one phone call would be all for naught.
1. Attention seeking ween who lacks the talent to become immortalized in history through acceptable means takes the bait and harasses the poor workers with ‘squatch lore
2. The Cops launch an investigation into the harassment because having a bunch of lonely maladaptive ASD 20-40 year olds talking to you about shit slingers would eat up a good portion of your God given time
3.They blame Andrew for leaking the numbers (with proof) to get a lighter sentencing
4. Andy is charged
5. Andy gets off Scott free because he has omega level Lolcow plot armour.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
“Work your Magic” he thinks all of us are retarded Alogs who just want to watch the world burn lmao.
Now the actual retarded Alogs who feel the urge to Heed the call of diapered duty they will just link it back to the fecal fiend himself so Amdy’s attempt of killing two bird with one phone call would be all for naught.
1. Attention seeking ween who lacks the talent to become immortalized in history through acceptable means takes the bait and harasses the poor workers with ‘squatch lore
2. The Cops launch an investigation into the harassment because having a bunch of lonely maladaptive ASD 20-40 year olds talking to you about shit slingers would eat up a good portion of your God given time
3.They blame Andrew for leaking the numbers (with proof) to get a lighter sentencing
4. Andy is charged
5. Andy gets off Scott free because he has omega level Lolcow plot armour.
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I checked out his YT channel to see if anyone's clowned on him, asking if the caseworkers thought he could wipe his ass again but Andy's disabled comments.
I guess without the group home he's going to be back to posting videos again soon.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Amdy buggin’ out. Failed the tism test or got assessed as a schizo?
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I’ll admit I don’t religiously follow Andrew but let me just try to translate the retardese he speaks:

Andrew has, for years, claimed he needs help and diapers. Now he’s saying he doesn’t want help or diapers

Is that about the gist of it?
 
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Barbenheimer said:
I’ll admit I don’t religiously follow Andrew but let me just try to translate the retardese he speaks:

Andrew has, for years, claimed he needs help and diapers. Now he’s saying he doesn’t want help or diapers

Is that about the gist of it?
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He does this frequently. When they tell him that he doesn't actually need XYZ he starts screaming about getting rid of his diapers, not needing care, whatever. He has thrown out his diapers before. Then he goes and walks out in traffic. "You said I didn't need it so I just won't use it and go die." Except PA and OH are willing to let that happen, as long as he doesn't cause traffic jams while he does it.
 
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Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
He does this frequently. When they tell him that he doesn't actually need XYZ he starts screaming about getting rid of his diapers, not needing care, whatever. He has thrown out his diapers before. Then he goes and walks out in traffic. "You said I didn't need it so I just won't use it and go die." Except PA and OH are willing to let that happen, as long as he doesn't cause traffic jams while he does it.
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Don’t get my hopes up about him getting run over by an 18 wheeler like that one scene in “The Devil’s Rejects”.

I just hope that no one else gets hurt.
 
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drfuzzyballs said:
So I'm sure the proof of his deviant sexual desires have already been sent to the people listed. Which group home is he currently held in? I'm just wondering what level of tard wrangling he's getting.
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He's still in the Royal Inn, I believe, since he mentions it in the posts. The last time he posted calls, the guy working with him seemed very kind.
 
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Armor of God said:
Don’t get my hopes up about him getting run over by an 18 wheeler like that one scene in “The Devil’s Rejects”.

I just hope that no one else gets hurt.
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Considering the damage I've seen a deer do to a car, I can only imagine what what damage andy would do if a car him him.

Unrelated: I remember that Andy was saying how the safety bed made him feel safe because he claimed that he would fall out of bed because he doesn't have capacity to know how to stay in bed. He requested it, and was super happy with it. Now he hates it because andy was likely told he doesn't need someone to wipe his ass.
 
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Barbenheimer said:
I’ll admit I don’t religiously follow Andrew but let me just try to translate the retardese he speaks:

Andrew has, for years, claimed he needs help and diapers. Now he’s saying he doesn’t want help or diapers

Is that about the gist of it?
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He does this constantly. “You say amdy fake? Fine, Amdy no have awtism Amdy no need help Amdy burn down house and get hit by car and you go to prison forever you fucking Cunt piece of shit”! He’s trying to gaslight people into pitying him.
 
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Ilabelle21 said:
Weaponized learned self helplessness should be a new DSM criteria for Andy-styled Narcissistic Disorder.
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It’s called Munchausen’s
Speaking of someone should make a parody of this poster with Diaper Drew’s Dented Domb
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
It’s called Munchausen’s
Speaking of someone should make a parody of this poster with Diaper Drew’s Dented Domb
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Andy the angry egg will always crack me up.

Wait wait wait. I timestampped it before andy goes on this tangent, but this has to be some of the weirdest info I've hear from him.
He's talking about his past and all the doctors and places he's been sent to when he was younger.
horizons at age 18
at age 21 and 22 he was as buffalo country psychward
He went back to Horizons from 2009-2018
He was also in child family services here and there
And again at Horizons for a year
Like beefy says, it sounds like Andy's only been in the ditch house for maybe a decade of his life.
 
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Konata Izumi's Husband said:
I think the clue is right at the bottom there. "Why do I need this when my aps worker said this is learned self helplessness." Some poor person whose job it is to help Andy dared to suggest that he suffers from learned helplessness, so now Andy's doing his "you say I fake so I go run out into the street" maneuver again.
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Well for one, I hope it's a freeway or semi busy intersection. The car hit him the first time that caused him to act like a fat selfish, entitled fucker, maybe if he gets hit with another, he will wonder wtf happened to his life from the hit, or he will be roadkill
 
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nvrwastetree said:
Well for one, I hope it's a freeway or semi busy intersection. The car hit him the first time that caused him to act like a fat selfish, entitled fucker, maybe if he gets hit with another, he will wonder wtf happened to his life from the hit, or he will be roadkill
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Nah. Andy is very careful with these controlled performances.
He will start with the wailing, the crying, that's he's being ABOOSED, then he will call the cops.
then he will hit his head until he breaks the skin or get a welt. He then uses this to look like he's been abused. He then makes a huge production out of him 'running away' as if he wants someone to stop him.
Then he runs outside, finds the nearest intersection, waits until the light turns red, runs out into traffic flailing his arms so the driver sees him, then lays down in front of said diver.
All the while the cops andy called come and have to deal with bwaby andwy. Andy goes full baby to try to get sympathy and ultimately moved to a new place to start the grift again.
But as we've seen, cops and medical staff we now very aware of his BS, and know that he doesn't have the money to sue anyone.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
Nah. Andy is very careful with these controlled performances.
He will start with the wailing, the crying, that's he's being ABOOSED, then he will call the cops.
then he will hit his head until he breaks the skin or get a welt. He then uses this to look like he's been abused. He then makes a huge production out of him 'running away' as if he wants someone to stop him.
Then he runs outside, finds the nearest intersection, waits until the light turns red, runs out into traffic flailing his arms so the driver sees him, then lays down in front of said diver.
All the while the cops andy called come and have to deal with bwaby andwy. Andy goes full baby to try to get sympathy and ultimately moved to a new place to start the grift again.
But as we've seen, cops and medical staff we now very aware of his BS, and know that he doesn't have the money to sue anyone.
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Until he slips up. Like the Cleveland arrest.
 
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