Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Yamcha's Only Fan said:
So we see in this video, one of the first things andy claims is that he was watching videos on autism and how he just started doing a new stim.
He also claims that he doesn't lie because telling the truth is easier for his soft little butter brain.
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"I can't lie," and then in the next sentence he literally says he lied on the text message about poisoning his family. I don't know how Mr. Beefy missed such an obvious, and glaring contradiction.

Other notable absolutely provable examples include:
  • The staff at the hospital throwing away his teddy bear (he threw it out)
  • His family throwing away his medicine (he threw it away)
 
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Ilabelle21 said:
"I can't lie," and then in the next sentence he literally says he lied on the text message about poisoning his family. I don't know how Mr. Beefy missed such an obvious, and glaring contradiction.

Other notable absolutely provable examples include:
  • The staff at the hospital throwing away his teddy bear (he threw it out)
  • His family throwing away his medicine (he threw it away)
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is this a new freakout?
 
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Ilabelle21 said:
"I can't lie," and then in the next sentence he literally says he lied on the text message about poisoning his family. I don't know how Mr. Beefy missed such an obvious, and glaring contradiction.

Other notable absolutely provable examples include:
  • The staff at the hospital throwing away his teddy bear (he threw it out)
  • His family throwing away his medicine (he threw it away)
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He also complained about only having a spring coat.

I didn't think he could feel cold.
 
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Plague on resources, on health workers, contributes nothing to society, no benefit whatsoever, a menace whose attempted murder, fakes his conditions just so he doesn’t have to function and even if the conditions are real he’s an absolute burden at best

Andrew might be some of the best evidence to begin enforcing federal mandated euthanasia, Trump is in office now is the time to get it passed
 
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I require new videos of Andy banging his head. My all-time favorite is the one where he's having his fake tard rage on the floor and I think his brother is recording him and he starts smashing the back of his head against the door frame/wall and then immediately goes "OWWWW my head hurts!" I know it's supposed to be him acting like "why Andy head huwrt owwiee" because he's "involuntarily" headbanging but it's still amazing the level of abuse he subjects his head to for the bit.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I require new videos of Andy banging his head. My all-time favorite is the one where he's having his fake tard rage on the floor and I think his brother is recording him and he starts smashing the back of his head against the door frame/wall and then immediately goes "OWWWW my head hurts!" I know it's supposed to be him acting like "why Andy head huwrt owwiee" because he's "involuntarily" headbanging but it's still amazing the level of abuse he subjects his head to for the bit.
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A classic moment in Poopsquatch history
 
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New video essay incoming.
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I like Frankie, because she's a gal after my own heart with her bad art history.
But... She's very sympathetic to weirdos with weirdo fetishes, and I'm worried she'll be sympathetic to Andy for this, too. Hopefully she'll just be sympathetic to Tom, Joe, and Janet.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
New video essay incoming.
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I like Frankie, because she's a gal after my own heart with her bad art history.
But... She's very sympathetic to weirdos with weirdo fetishes, and I'm worried she'll be sympathetic to Andy for this, too. Hopefully she'll just be sympathetic to Tom, Joe, and Janet.
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Frankie blocked me but I dindunothin she busin’ me and neglecting me.

Amdy buggin’ out. Failed the tism test or got assessed as a schizo?
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Amdy buggin’ out. Failed the tism test or got assessed as a schizo?
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I think the clue is right at the bottom there. "Why do I need this when my aps worker said this is learned self helplessness." Some poor person whose job it is to help Andy dared to suggest that he suffers from learned helplessness, so now Andy's doing his "you say I fake so I go run out into the street" maneuver again.
 
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Konata Izumi's Husband said:
I think the clue is right at the bottom there. "Why do I need this when my aps worker said this is learned self helplessness." Some poor person whose job it is to help Andy dared to suggest that he suffers from learned helplessness, so now Andy's doing his "you say I fake so I go run out into the street" maneuver again.
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If one didn't know Andy one might think he realized he didn't like having everything managed like he thought he wanted, but of course we know him and realize that this is exactly the "you say I fake!" Self pity party all over again when he is called on his bullshit.
 
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If I had to be around andy, I swear I'd
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Amdy buggin’ out. Failed the tism test or got assessed as a schizo?
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So... lets see I gave andy a week at most after taking everything down and saying he was happy with this group home.
4 days later: WAAAAAAH THEY ABUSING ME! THEY TREAT ME LIKE A BABY! I"M RUNNING AWAY!
The crazy thing is that he's doxxing his care workers, thinking we'll do his dirty work like we're Tom or something.
 
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