Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

I just don't think there are any real manly flowers, unless there's something out there like Lumberjack Of The Valley or Chris-Santhemum

The entire genus Amorphophallus would like a word.

Stephanie would probably appreciate Helicodiceros muscivorus, the pig's-butt arum, aka the dead horse arum. It's also fly-pollinated so the smell would make her feel right at home.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

'Eww! If it belongs to anyone who isn't white then I don't want it!' is how it reads.


Rare moment of Staph cringing at her own behaviour.


I'm sure it improved the funk of her apartment. Maybe she had a stroke.



Moron.



If you didn't know her you would think Papst was her powerful friend that she is tagging, not her giving instructions to herself.


I miss her elf smut fics.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

'Eww! If it belongs to anyone who isn't white then I don't want it!' is how it reads.

Looks to be Ukrainian.

I was able to find this out in approximately 3 seconds.

That looks like a classic quilt star type design and certainly not indigenous of any flavor. The subtle boomer-style racism shines through again... "geometric shapes = Native American" is something that probably would have gotten her crucified on 2014 Tumblr.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Looks like a Christmas ornament. Perfect for your authentic druid walking stick, Nana.

 

[redbarchetta]

They taught her to drive, they somehow managed to wrangle her into a degree, they eventually got her into a place of her own. I really think they did everything they could to get her to launch but she's just too Staphtarded.

I know this is thunkful but I think her parents would be giant cows in their own right if they were online, as sympathetic as I may be to them.

It's hard to tell with our unreliable narrator, but in stories where she feels like they look good, she and her parents are being massive assholes in public. Usually in a boomer karen way, but it seems like her grossout sense of humour and lack of boundaries comes from her mom.

I do think they tried their best (and overparented) and I suspect that weird combination of both coddling and under-parenting is just her mother getting sick. They couldn't stop her from evolving into a total NEET any longer, set her up in a home, and here we are. She has no idea what's about to happen when her mother dies. I wonder if this is one last trip for Mama Frig.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Looks to be Ukrainian.

If/when she finds out, she'll crap herself with joy and say something to the effect of Loki blessed her with it.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Holy shit. What a fucking push over. Great news for the Frigs to come back to, after a nice time away before Mama Frig starts chemo.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

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Looks to be Ukrainian.

I was able to find this out in approximately 3 seconds.

That looks like a classic quilt star type design and certainly not indigenous of any flavor. The subtle boomer-style racism shines through again... "geometric shapes = Native American" is something that probably would have gotten her crucified on 2014 Tumblr.

The delicious irony of wokesters trying to avoid "cultural appropriation" only to come across as more racist than whatever imaginary racist conservative redneck they're trying to fight. Staph is like the absolute embodiment of this. Avoiding other cultures is exactly what a racist would do... and she doesn't even try to be clever about it like "as a white ally..." As her own side would say, do better, Nana Nora.

 

[pink cigarettes]

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Holy shit. What a fucking push over. Great news for the Frigs to come back to, after a nice time away before Mama Frig starts chemo.

Iirc she's complained about them grifting $300 out of her, and here says she took out $200. So it sounds like at one point she made a $200 withdrawal and on top of that, one or more adding up to $100.

The irony of Stephanie complaining about woe-is-me grifters begging for hundreds of dollars, when that is exactly what she is about to do to her parents.

 

[moorhen]

She’s such a retard. It’s not manipulation if you know they’re doing it, you’re just fucking stupid at this point.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Iirc she's complained about them grifting $300 out of her, and here says she took out $200. So it sounds like at one point she made a $200 withdrawal and on top of that, one or more adding up to $100.

The irony of Stephanie complaining about woe-is-me grifters begging for hundreds of dollars, when that is exactly what she is about to do to her parents.

I don't think she's going to demand her parents make her whole--after all, she's set for food and utilities, and can't have too much money in her account. The only bad thing that would happen to Stephanie would be she'd have to put off buying some more pins for her fedora until next month.

Unless I'm misreading, the reason she wants all the homeless queers to give her $300 is so that her parents don't notice that her bank account balance has dropped and she doesn't have to tell her parents she gave it to the neighbors.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I don't think she's going to demand her parents make her whole--after all, she's set for food and utilities, and can't have too much money in her account. The only bad thing that would happen to Stephanie would be she'd have to put off buying some more pins for her fedora until next month.

Unless I'm misreading, the reason she wants all the homeless queers to give her $300 is so that her parents don't notice that her bank account balance has dropped and she doesn't have to tell her parents she gave it to the neighbors.

I think you're right. But still, her parents will prob have to replace it anyway. After all, why else would they be monitoring her bank account unless it's to scold her for being an idiot, yell, Stephanie calls her dad a fascist for being mad, and then they probably top it up anyway -_- That seems to be the general routine in her family

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If the Frigs had any sense they wouldn't let her move back in.


Bitch, your rent is $13. I suppose the rent might rise if she wasn't on SSI. She could afford things if she didn't give money to her neighbours, or stopped buying wall hanger weapons. The last time she started a GFM she got scammed and got told by her parents to stop having one.


'A fancy website' lol that site was a shitshow. Who are these supporters she speaks of that are giving her hope that she can still sell her patches? She's still left with 200 of them.


Mama Frig is starting chemo when she gets home. She's also going to be dealing with the stress of Staph admitting she took out $200 to cover what her neighbour begged for.


But yet she still watches anything Bagans does.


Getting her vague news from TikTok.

 

[JaneThough]

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If the Frigs had any sense they wouldn't let her move back in.

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Bitch, your rent is $13. I suppose the rent might rise if she wasn't on SSI. She could afford things if she didn't give money to her neighbours, or stopped buying wall hanger weapons. The last time she started a GFM she got scammed and got told by her parents to stop having one.

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'A fancy website' lol that site was a shitshow. Who are these supporters she speaks of that are giving her hope that she can still sell her patches? She's still left with 200 of them.

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Mama Frig is starting chemo when she gets home. She's also going to be dealing with the stress of Staph admitting she took out $200 to cover what her neighbour begged for.

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But yet she still watches anything Bagans does.

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Getting her vague news from TikTok.

Omfg how is she not aware of the protests yesterday? Literally it was nationwide, they did it in my area too (which is very close to her in fact). It was all over Reddit, how does a community activist NOT know about a nationwide protest?!

Oooh the things she makes me MATI about always shock me.

 

[moorhen]

Bitch, your rent is $13.

Her rent for the rest of the year is barely $100.

She could stop buying snacks from the gas station for a month and afford the rest of her rent for the year.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Her rent for the rest of the year is barely $100.

She could stop buying snacks from the gas station for a month and afford the rest of her rent for the year.

her parents could literally stick thier hands down the side of the sofa, or have a scratch about in the car for this month.
i'm pretty sure she'll be 'reet and it wikll be a sacrifice they manage.
i just wonder how she doesnt feel bad about bellyaching like this when she knows this fine fucking well.

its kind of funny how, on a post about how you shouldnt feel bad about asking for help, she said the ''nieghbours did the 'woe is me / poor me' routine'' on her. which is, literally what the post is supposed to be about being Okay.

All these other people clearly are of the same mindset of staph, which is For Me Not Thee, so natural and unquestioned, it doenst even cause the slightest concern for their optics, when you'd think as spoilt narcisists, they had little else to concern themselves with. Either that, or, possibly the reason that noone came down on her for it is, basiclay people just have a oplicy of ignoring her, not wanting to make it too twitterlike on bluesky. CErtaqinkly she's priobaly blocked ot high heaven for various reaosns, which will be hiding her from a lot of people. It kind of makes sense.
Probably pretty frustrating for her, even if its definitly doing her personal good to not get in slapfights .

Also-STAPH, WADDLE YOUR ARSE BACK INTO THE CHEMIST, and let them hold the found pendant for someone who it may just mean a lot to.

If they dont come back, you can have it, but fuck the only framework she has for considering others is pre approved racialised shit, becasue even thogh she only uses it to try to look good, she has managed to hold onto the message that racism bad, becasue its written in the biggest letters.

On the pattern subject, here is an absolutely beautiful pearl thrown before swine for Staph to not bother pretending to enjoy because it is 1)not dated millenial pop-metal that 2)doesnt tickle her personal narcissim .
But you can enjoy it, frens

 

[Aunt Carol]

But yet she still watches anything Bagans does.

Re: the Dybbuk Box. The dude who started it was a bored writer embellishing an eBay listing for fun and higher bids. It's been debunked continuously since its creation and the guy himself said in interviews he basically wanted to start a ghost story.

This is not something you need to ask random Jews about. I just checked the Wiki and it cites the creator's statements.

 

[often puzzled]

This is not something you need to ask random Jews about. I just checked the Wiki and it cites the creator's statements.

. . . unless you're a casually-racist and classist (and all the other -ists) like boomer Nana Nora, and then you should just go for it, I guess. While she's at it, she can ask the next Black person she sees why so many coloreds wear their pants "like that," ask a Mexican if the cold weather bothers them, and so on. I swear, she's the older relative you're afraid to take out to eat because you just know she's going to say something casually awful in front of god and everybody.

Also, Staph, @AfghanBlue is right: take the piece back to the store and leave it with the clerk. Someone might be looking for it. A decent therapist would tell you this is Human Behavior 101.

 

[Aunt Carol]

. . . unless you're a casually-racist and classist (and all the other -ists) like boomer Nana Nora, and then you should just go for it, I guess. While she's at it, she can ask the next Black person she sees why so many coloreds wear their pants "like that," ask a Mexican if the cold weather bothers them, and so on.

It reminds me of the segment of Fernwood 2 Night (1970s sitcom, fictional very small town talk show) where the guest they had on was "a real live Jew," a real estate agent who'd been caught in a speed trap. They have Grandma Stephanie dead to rights:

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph is in a really spiritual mood today.


Doubt.


'Bruh' is back.


Paranoid schizo babble.


Of course all of her imaginary fuck buddy demons agree with her.


Anybody know anything about numerology to read into the 333 she keeps seeing?

Her calling someone 'babe' has unlocked a new nauseous reaction in me over words she uses. 'Bruh' and 'goon' are other ones. 'Heading up' to see Odin?


OK.


Nonsense.

Pagan leftists like Staph are just as bad as Christian fascists, because it's the same rhetoric. Just swap any Norse pagan deity name she uses and replace it with God or Jesus and it reads the same. Ragnarok is coming to reset the world, according to her.
'I'm just so sick and tired of people saying some version of "God doesn't care", or even that the divine caused this.' Like whenever you blame Loki for any natural disaster?


Even her father can't keep off his phone to get his hit of misery.


He is not making hybristophilia 'more fashionable.'


'I am even wondering if I could pursue extortion charges.' LOL. Good luck with that.