Oh, yeah, seriously. Henry was basically harmless and didn't seek attention. I would hate to have Stapfh discover his work (and I don't mean the dragons). The thought of her meeting him in the afterlife, or anywhere, is appalling. You just know she would strip off and say "Hey look! You were right!" Just imagining that poor old guy being subjected to the sight of her would kill him a second time.
She is the reverse Vivian girl.
Big, old, hairy, ugly and has no dick.
The Vivian Bxy.
I dunno, man. I was reminded of this when someone on this thread made a passing reference to Staph not driving. She can actually drive and was driving the Frig Mobile regularly until she and Pa Frigly had a row over bumper stickers. They taught her to drive, they somehow managed to wrangle her into a degree, they eventually got her into a place of her own. I really think they did everything they could to get her to launch but she's just too Staphtarded.
They did too much for her really. Held her hand and never allowed her to sink to swim or learn a lesson and get any actual reading of her aptitude level. So she thinks she's a special clever boxy who cna handle being a social worker, surprise, she can't.
If she knew the simple pleasure of actually achieving something and doing a job well, she might not think working in a coffee shop is below her, and then have an actual network of friends and a routine to build a life and real relationships from. She doesn't even have the ability to feel joy and achievement in cleaning her living space, cooking a regular meal, small mindful things that are important for good mental and physical health because they will ALWAYS fo it, with a bit of moaning and complaining which just gives her a bit of drama and emotional fulfilment in her life, whilst being able to boohoo about being an 'abuse victim'.
They've both under and over parented her, imbuing her with huge entitlement and ego and no actual social or practical skills, allowing her to sink into being a gross fantasist by funding it and faciliting it.
Remember the old posts about getting her parents involved in some forum drama about her clay aitken fan fiction? Lol. Her dad might have called clay a fag but they still folded where it counts.
They've trained her into the worst possible person, arguing and huffing but giving up at the last, so, like a toddler, she knows she just has to throw a shit fit and never has had any cause to actually question her entitlement.
She has never had a quiet moment without what she wanted, to question anything about it. The reward always comes. And so much emptier it is for it, which is why, as well as plowing endless junk food into the aching void, she is seemingly always compelled to go looking for slapfights, despite them stressing her out.
She always expects she's going to win and itches for a victory, a fulfilled task the only way she knows how, and when she (always) gets stomped by people who aren't her enablers, sheswiftly forgets and always goes back for more, because it's so firmly engraved into her development.
" - Ghost Henry when confronted with Staph-made horrors beyond his comprehension (bless him)
