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[Cat Funt]

How the fuck do you get hard on Ducktales?

 

[Coolio55]

How the fuck do you get hard on Ducktales?

https://www.baddesthacks.net/?p=123

 

[Big Nasty]

https://www.baddesthacks.net/?p=123

HELL YEAH

Spoiler: NIGGAH PLEASE

 

[TaimuRadiu]

How the fuck do you get hard on Ducktales?

Magica de Spell my dude.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Magica de Spell my dude.

No rack plus she's a duck wearing lipstick.

I only wrote that about duck tits and lipstick to quote this old post that's funny.

I took my cattle to the sexual market (New Zealand) to see if I could make the 69 dollars required to watch all my favourite fighters, Jake Shields, Tyron Woodley, Ryan Jimmo, and Rashad Evans. The journey was a treacherous one. Several of my flock were lost to Roy Nelson, yet more to boredom. As night fell the virility of my mind waned, and I succumbed to the inky blackness of sleep. I was assaulted by fevered visions of The People's Warrior having become a good fighter, Jon Fitch having become a bad one, how to kill a dog with my bare hands, and some fairly sick tribal designs. I awoke with a start to find that I had but one of my livestock remaining, and the sexual market was closed for the sabbath.

I suppose the feeling at the forefront of my soul at this time was that of apathy. This soon changed upon viewing the results of the fights I had sought on an iPhone streaked with grease and tears, and I began to feel the rumble of anger in my heart. Seeking counsel, I headed swiftly to see the wiseman of the village, leaving my only wordly possession to wonder the naked hillocks alone.

I pounded madly on the creaking wooden door, rattling its iron ring handle as I did so.

An impassive elderly gentleman opened the door wide, sight unseen. "Welcome, please be seated, enjoy this Jake Shields fight I DVR'd"

In my haste and fury I ignored his offer and began to speak.

"Mr. Henderson, many times have I come to this village seeking to offer my wares on the sexual market. One year prior, I had brought exotic yaks and was met with no offers. Last summer, I came with beautiful dogs, yet nobody amongst your people gave even a single appreciative boner, let alone payment. In the winter, I sought an apprentice to teach my trade to, and was denied due to something you call a "sex offenders register". In the spring, I returned once more, against my better judgment, with a dozen big titted ducks, all of whom I had personally applied Hot Red #7 lipstick to, yet they withered and died on their perches due to the complete absence of custom. And today I come again, wearied by travel, hoping to serve your people with my wares, but I find myself beset by constant tragedy. So I beg of you, though I have made this long journey so many times, and have done you no harm; what is it that I must I do to not be cast aside for hawkers of less attractive animals, and now I concern myself with the matter of how to live and eat. What further indignity must I suffer, what is to be done!?"

The man, breathing loudly through his mouth, simply intoned once more:

"Welcome, please be seated, enjoy this Jake Shields fight I DVR'd."

And I was enlightened.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Magica de Spell my dude.

We're talking about SA mods here.

The Junior Woodchucks are children...

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Never forget when SA and Abe(mod) rallied resident losers and doxed an bullied an actual 12 year old child off-site(twitter) because he said jokes are ok. Normally that would be a bannable offense....

I mean, before that someone got banned for posting "doxing information" that came from a forums users advertised LinkedIn.

 

[Ghostse]

Never forget when SA and Abe(mod) rallied resident losers and doxed an bullied an actual 12 year old child off-site(twitter) because he said jokes are ok. Normally that would be a bannable offense....

You forgot the true cringe: they attempted to bully a 12 year old child off twitter and failed.

They posted pictures of him with his mom and hugging his cat as if they were huge owns and the kid just replied with "So what? I love my cat, I love my mom. Don't you love your mom?". Then Abe asked to see if anyone had pictures of the kid's dick.

 

[AnOminous]

Funnily enough, we had a KF user who wrote ACTUAL Ducktales erotica (Webby's Boyfriend)?

He wasn't just a pervert, he was a legit schizo who I believe spent time in a mental institution and believed in something like tulpas.

Or if not, he larped it really convincingly.

 

[Loose Goose]

Hello, Goon Sirs. Do you have stairs in your house? Do you remember Doobie's Dog House? Leonard Crabs? That hilarious forum prank from 2002? Do you have no self respect?

Have I got a podcast for you! On All This for 10 Dollars, you can relive the glory days of a dead, gay comedy forum at 30 to 50 minutes an episode.

Do you like "quirky Internet humor"? Here is their website. (Archive) They also have a Discord which you couldn't pay me enough to join. But if you are an old SA goon, or even a minor (especially if you are a minor), you will get a kick out of it. Happy gooning!

 

[TaimuRadiu]

@Loose Goose

let us know when they do the zipline of doom

 

[Aquinas 2]

Hello, Goon Sirs. Do you have stairs in your house? Do you remember Doobie's Dog House? Leonard Crabs? That hilarious forum prank from 2002? Do you have no self respect?

Have I got a podcast for you! On All This for 10 Dollars, you can relive the glory days of a dead, gay comedy forum at 30 to 50 minutes an episode.

Do you like "quirky Internet humor"? Here is their website. (Archive) They also have a Discord which you couldn't pay me enough to join. But if you are an old SA goon, or even a minor (especially if you are a minor), you will get a kick out of it. Happy gooning!

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>same day posting
Sir, is this YOUR podcast?

 

[Barry Williams]

Whatever happened to that furry fag Jay Brandstetter and his "I'm From the Internet" SA podcast? Is that still going?

 

[Loose Goose]

>same day posting
Sir, is this YOUR podcast?

It is my policy to confirm all allegations. I am the reedy sounding guy.

Spoiler

I clicked on a forum banner ad, like a complete fucking loser.

 

[northstar747]

shame josh s banner add got removed

 

[Pimp C]

Never forget when SA and Abe(mod) rallied resident losers and doxed an bullied an actual 12 year old child off-site(twitter) because he said jokes are ok. Normally that would be a bannable offense....
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I mean, before that someone got banned for posting "doxing information" that came from a forums users advertised LinkedIn.

They were doing it mostly to whiteknight a curvy twitter egirl, @solikebasically, or 'Helena Bottom Farter'

 

[Ghostse]

They were doing it mostly to whiteknight a curvy twitter egirl, @solikebasically, or 'Helena Bottom Farter'

That's right. I forgot that part.
IIRC used to be cute then porked out.

 

[Pimp C]

That's right. I forgot that part.
IIRC used to be cute then porked out.

Yeah, she was alright. She had a picture up somewhere where her tits were covered with slices of pizza. I remember the boys on SS (rip) debating whether they'd smash or pass with most saying smash.

I looked her up not that long ago before her account was nuked and she had hit the wall head first.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

For some reason, I had no idea who "Pragmatica" was until like a few months ago. She's been regged since 2003. She has full blown admin status. Not sure if she was only recently made an admin or not or who she even is.

 

[Ghostse]

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For some reason, I had no idea who "Pragmatica" was until like a few months ago. She's been regged since 2003. She has full blown admin status. Not sure if she was only recently made an admin or not or who she even is.

I mean its probably a tranny who has molested children, just going off the usual requirements for being an SA admin