Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

ChurchOfGodBear said:
Get in a time machine, go back 10 years, and talk to the Maddox at his "Prime", and make him listen to a giant rambling about how you hate walking in a video game.

How many seconds before Classic Maddox makes a blog post about how you're a whiny faggot and he hates you for wasting his time bitching about something no one cares about?

The nice thing is, now I can call him a whiny bitch without even watching the video.
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Even better: Take current Maddox to the past with you and have him do the bitching. Then watch as Good Maddox verbally owns his present counterpart.
 
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lol maddox currency

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Madbucks sounds like some fake currency at a shitty local amusement park. I never thought I'd actually ever be saying Maddox is more pathetic than TheAmazingAtheist.

Except games like Contra or FF VII, of course.
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Well Contra is pretty much forgotten outside people who grew up in the 80s and 90s, and FF VII is one of those popular games that are also popular to hate, so even then it basically fits with what I said.
 
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FataBataRang said:
When I was an edgy teenager, this guy was great. It's too bad he's a social justice warrior now. Not that his routine would have aged very well anyway, but it's always a shame when people lose their way like that.
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Desperation makes monsters of the noblest men. Maybe he wouldn't have felt the pressure to swim with the tides of SocJus hypocrisy if he had bothered to maintain some sort of skill or career for the past decade instead of assuming he'd always be able to make a decent living by selling an infinite stream of tee shirts and hot sauce on his webzone.
 
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For some reason, Maddox has had an autistic fixation on his iTunes rankings as the only metric that provides some sort of validation for how well his podcast network is doing.

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His disgruntled former friend and contributor Asterios responded by releasing a nonsensical four track EP of "Cuckmas carols" celebrating Maddox's cuckoldry and baldness, which immediately skyrocketed past his content and hit number one on iTunes Comedy.

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Preview here:
https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fasteriosk%2Fcuckmas-carols
 
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asterios said:
I would like to state for the record that "Cuckmas Carols" also hit the Billboard Charts at #10 in Comedy.
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I think what's also important here is that you've explicitly said it was like only 500 downloads to hit the #1 (as of Sunday) and get Billboard recognition. That means Maddox sold less than that, I think you guys were guesstimating somewhere between 100 and 200. Literally less than $1000 over this gimmick. Hence his run for CuxBux or w/e his stupid currency is as an attempt to get money before he finishes his work.

Might as well just Kickstarter his (never going to be released) book at this point.

Also @asterios you should up the ante and just publish a childrens book about art or something and get it to sell better than his failed Simon & Schuster book.
 
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