Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I had a post made by my @Xarpho account that I found it hard to believe that Nick was always some combination of massive degenerate and complete loser (with a segment from The Dick Show, seen here); my reasoning based on that in the late 2010s he was much more put together (sober) with my reasoning based on the fact that Nick just isn't a good enough liar to pull that off for as long as he did.

In some ways, he always seems to have been a degenerate and a loser. Its almost certain he was a lifelong porn degenerate with a whole bunch of fetishes. Its almost certain he didn't try in school at all, went to a bad college and then found it very difficult to adjust to working a full-time job after college.

His parents or others tried to put him back on track by sending him to law school and setting him up with the infrastructure of a law firm. But as best we know, he eventually stopped going into work and probably started to more seriously drink in a bad way. Hanging around the house all day doing nothing and drinking tends to wreck people fast.

My theory is that Nick's turning point into total self-destruction was when he started making big money from streaming. Everything that previously restrained his behavior was gone. This is another not unusual thing. For alot of people if they got total freedom and a ton of money, they would crash out on sex and drugs just like Nick did.

The other thing that put Nick into a death spiral was his wife either enabling him or the two of them enabling each other. A married couple making a joint decision to go into full-on hedonism is another of those things that leads to people crashing out really fast.

The final thing that did Nick in was age. Middle age is not a great time in life to take up hard drugs and alcoholism. If you watch him over time, you can almost see his gradual cognitive decline. He isn't the guy he used to be mentally at all anymore. He has lost several steps and is a shell of what he used to be.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Its almost certain he was a lifelong porn degenerate with a whole bunch of fetishes.

He's admitted as much, his parents let him have unfettered access to Skin-emax from middle school on up. (It's been speculated on that was one of the draws for Drex to become a friend of Nick's in high school.) By the time Nick was in high school / college, free Internet porn was becoming widely available.

 

[Vibralldo]

My theory is that Nick's turning point into total self-destruction was when he started making big money from streaming. Everything that previously restrained his behavior was gone. This is another not unusual thing. For alot of people if they got total freedom and a ton of money, they would crash out on sex and drugs just like Nick did.

I also think that getting famous and especially from the Depp trial fucked him

You get a closeted degenerate who's only keeping it together because he needs to maintain a facade for work, family, and his image.

Suddenly give him a career where he's not just paid to drink, drinking is a core part of his show and branding. Then the Depp trial comes around and suddenly you have mentally ill horny wine aunts with unhealthy parasocial relationship with Depp, but will settle for Nick because he's available, throwing themselves at him.

So Nick's being told he's hilarious, that his drinking is a good thing, and being sent nudes from 57 year old divorcees while you got retards like Juju saying that he should graduate to cocaine and that swinging is actually really fun. He's basically being told "every negative thing about you is actually a positive and will earn you way more money than a boring job."

Nick never stood a chance.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So Nick's being told he's hilarious, that his drinking is a good thing, and being sent nudes from 57 year old divorcees while you got retards like Juju saying that he should graduate to cocaine and that swinging is actually really fun. He's basically being told "every negative thing about you is actually a positive and will earn you way more money than a boring job."

Nick never stood a chance.

Not healthy for a marriage either. Kayla was already just barely holding it together, but once Nick went full degenerate, she followed him right down the coke rabbit hole.

 

[Vibralldo]

Not healthy for a marriage either. Kayla was already just barely holding it together, but once Nick went full degenerate, she followed him right down the coke rabbit hole.

She went from bug-eyed unhinged freak to comatose Trekkie

IDK which is worse

 

[Maude Snew]

I believe 100% it's his account, he just won't bother with the verification.

It's probably a good idea for him not to engage here, so smart move, counts against it being Aaron but then there is also no money to be made in doing so anyway and he is a whore so it could just be not putting any effort into something he won't profit from. Tough call.

 

[Captain Manning]

She went from bug-eyed unhinged freak to comatose Trekkie

IDK which is worse

Neither is good, but at least the latter spares her some embarrassment by not being very visible.

Aaron is often said to be the "least worst" of the four, but Kayla might be the "least attention seeking."

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Neither is good, but at least the latter spares her some embarrassment by not being very visible.

Aaron is often said to be the "least worst" of the four, but Kayla might be the "least attention seeking."

But the biggest failure in relation to the kids.
One could argue that Nick was raking in money like wild, which is what a husband is supposed to do in a "trad marriage".
The least she could do is keep the house clean and the kids fed.

Since Nick also seemed to be driving around the kids for activities, I really question what Kayla contributed at all in the last year leading up to the coke collapse.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I count this as double-verification. No hetero does this, pretends to be gay. --Let me amend that: No healthy hetero who isn't suffering inadequacy problems does this.

It's like one step beyond Chrischan's 'sweetheart from the ground up' thing, where a guy is so inherently creepy that he has to try to pretend like he has no sexual designs just to be able to get a woman to tolerate his presence. To be that down bad you have to either have Phantom of the Opera level physical deformity or be extremely uncomfortable to be around. To put the latter in terms men would understand more clearly, it's like the vibe you would get from someone tailing you where you know they intend to mug you.

Nick and Kayla feels like Nick's attempt at compulsory heterosexuality. If he was straight he would be plowing April still or trawling for the next bimbo but the bimbo he still has it bad for is Aaron.

 

[Vibralldo]

Neither is good, but at least the latter spares her some embarrassment by not being very visible.

Aaron is often said to be the "least worst" of the four, but Kayla might be the "least attention seeking."

Least conscious

 

[Sneed Force One]

I really question what Kayla contributed at all in the last year leading up to the coke collapse.

Nick has stated a handful of times his life / marriage / monogamy was near collapse before the arrest. Maybe Nick resents her SAHM lifestyle while he made the boku-big-bucks? Maybe he felt she wasn't contributing enough watching Picard outmanoeuvre Q for the 17th time that month?

There's the elusive story of the wrist bracelet as well, where he said it was from Kayla before verbally cutting himself off, almost in a wistfully sad tone. Anyone who followed up on it, he told them to fuck off.

April didn't have anything polite to say about her during the infamous temporary twitter psychosis late last year, going as far as to disparage Kayla's beloved Star Trek.

Nick continues to pine for her publicly, like star-crossed lovers never to touch again.
It begs the question...what caused her to jump ship? My instincts lead towards a series of cat fights between two sister-wives after she was finally given internet access by her captors.

If Nick had his way, wasn't arrested and publicly shamed. I have no doubt in my mind the degeneracy would've increased tenfold.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

To me, personally, him being gay is not, in and of itself, that big of a deal.

Yes it is, it's disgusting and shameful, despite what the reprobates that run the TV and movie industry say. Faggots spread disease and operate contrary to God.

 

[AnOminous]

I believe 100% it's his account, he just won't bother with the verification.

And he shouldn't. Nobody should verify. I can get it if it's totally hopeless to deny who you are and just go ahead and do it, but nobody should be publicly associated with Kiwi Farms. I bet if nool had the choice he wouldn't be either.

Nick was a cheerleader in college, there are pictures of him and Kayla.
At the time he pretended to be gay to get close to Kayla, because he was getting friendzoned.

"Pretended to be gay." Lol. Lmao even. Total fruit.

So Nick's being told he's hilarious, that his drinking is a good thing, and being sent nudes from 57 year old divorcees while you got retards like Juju saying that he should graduate to cocaine and that swinging is actually really fun. He's basically being told "every negative thing about you is actually a positive and will earn you way more money than a boring job."

Except he had plenty of people telling him he was cruisin for a bruisin. He deliberately chose to tell those people to fuck off and ignore the crash warning from the autopilot. He has nobody to blame but himself.

He's a fucking idiot who ignored good advice in favor of tard advice, sometimes even from malicious retards like Juju who actually loves destroying his "friends" just to laugh at them crashing.

She went from bug-eyed unhinged freak to comatose Trekkie

IDK which is worse

I wonder why Nick picked her.

Kayla.

Nick's insane mom.

 

[Maude Snew]

Least conscious

Could have bought a real doll and saved himself a lot of trouble really to provide about the same functionality, also the doll doesn't need to have the TV on to watch Star Trek all day.

I wonder why Nick picked her.

Kayla.

Nick's insane mom.

Hey you guys remember when Nick complained about his parents not sharing details about their sex life with him? Isn't that FUNNY and WEIRD?

 

[Vibralldo]

Except he had plenty of people telling him he was cruisin for a bruisin. He deliberately chose to tell those people to fuck off and ignore the crash warning from the autopilot. He has nobody to blame but himself.

Nick's an egoist who always thinks he's exception to the rule.

At the time he was making tons of money and thought it was sustainable. He thought he was in control and that everyone warning him was a hater or was underestimating him.

You're right, he had no one to blame but himself.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Our dear cuckold is co-hosting on Coomalot's birthday stream right now. Expect plenty of sweeping.

https://www.youtube.com/live/lwCPbrVfjkg?

 

[Vibralldo]

Our dear cuckold is co-hosting on Coomalot's birthday stream right now. Expect plenty of sweeping.

https://www.youtube.com/live/lwCPbrVfjkg?

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He's only in chat right now, is he actually gonna go on stream?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nick has stated a handful of times his life / marriage / monogamy was near collapse before the arrest. Maybe Nick resents her SAHM lifestyle while he made the boku-big-bucks? Maybe he felt she wasn't contributing enough watching Picard outmanoeuvre Q for the 17th time that month?

There's the elusive story of the wrist bracelet as well, where he said it was from Kayla before verbally cutting himself off, almost in a wistfully sad tone. Anyone who followed up on it, he told them to fuck off.

April didn't have anything polite to say about her during the infamous temporary twitter psychosis late last year, going as far as to disparage Kayla's beloved Star Trek.

Nick continues to pine for her publicly, like star-crossed lovers never to touch again.
It begs the question...what caused her to jump ship? My instincts lead towards a series of cat fights between two sister-wives after she was finally given internet access by her captors.

If Nick had his way, wasn't arrested and publicly shamed. I have no doubt in my mind the degeneracy would've increased tenfold.

I'm very convinced at this point that April's Twitter was either being informed by Nick or directly written and posted by him. It had the same schizophrenic, verbose writing style and what really sealed the deal for me is that both Nick and "Twitter April" think it's a flex to talk about getting fucked to the point of bleeding. So if animosity toward Kayla was coming from "Twitter April" then it's no wonder it shares Nick's animosity toward Kayla.

Nick is pining for April publicly as a ploy to upset Aaron, or at least what he thinks will upset him. He doesn't give a fuck about her. He even referred to April as a friend on multiple occasions and only when pressed called her a girlfriend. His sexual talk about her is bizarre and lacks any kind of desire you'd expect from person who is attracted to another person. Talking about hot pockets and bloody fuck sessions. By contrast, when Nick describes ass fucking with men going on, and more alarmingly, sex with children, he seems quite intense and laser-focused.

Kayla probably sucks as a wife and mother but I really do not think Nick was or would have been happy with any homemaking wife. When he bothers to show any interest in women at all, he likes tattoos and skeletal bodies, so he might as well just say he likes men. He was only ever an overglorified camgirl, he does not deserve any more credit for his streaming career than a woman who flashes for the camera, his contributions to the world are ultimately as temporary and meaningless as a Star Trek ERP.

 

[joebobmurphy]

The more he talks the more I hope the Judge forgets his Snickers on the sentencing day.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He's only in chat right now, is he actually gonna go on stream?

Allegedly yes. He's bitching in chat that his Windows is updating because boomer nick can't figure out how to delay til next restart.

Update: he's on camera and already bitching about Aaron Imholte unprompted within about 3.7 seconds. Is this a new "cuckold whining" speedrun any% WR?

Once again, he's insisting on his physical prowess over his exboyfriend, saying that he can beat him up in the boxing ring (we all know he'd prefer the bed)