Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Delamain]

Not sure why our hard-working musician/racer raxx would waste his time reading old garbage for children, hrm

Considering his proclivities I doubt he just wanted to see the cool new pokemon from Sinnoh

 

[RaxxScholar]

cyraxx the kinda dude to never buy a door

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The rest of the room on the other hand is much clearer, any idea what those dolls on top of the keyboard are?

View attachment 7057784

I'm guessing his 3rd grade understanding of voodoo?

To get him next time, whatever device they send him, they will likely have to integrate the killstick components into the device in question with a rather clean implementation. It is absolutely possible to do so, but it requires a fairly good understanding of electronics.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

I never understood the cognitive dissonance he has about his racing ability. There are hours worth of his streams of him eating shit and losing.

Raxx is too delusional and proud to admit that he is terrible at anything, so he will never accept any kind of evidence you provide him that might prove otherwise, even if said evidence comes directly from him. You could make a 10-hour long compilation of his innumerable failures and he'll just brush it off as fake.

I remember a stream where Marty played Raxx's awful rendition of The Sound of Silence and he repeatedly denied that it was him singing despite it being literally him. He will never admit that he sucks, he is too deluded by his own superiority complex.

I doubt he reads them.

Sometimes he reads the chat, usually to cherry pick that one supportive comment from his buddy trolls or to confront the haters that call him a pedophile or spam tomato or poop emojis.

 

[Justice Tony]

Sometimes he reads the chat, usually to cherry pick that one supportive comment from his buddy trolls or to confront the haters that call him a pedophile or spam tomato or poop emojis.

Ok I get the poop emojis but why do people spam the tomato emoji? Is there a backstory on that?

 

[GoGoNoJo]

I don't know why a buddy troll would send him a pokemon guidebook from 2008, but here we are.

Maybe it's a leftover from when he was younger; Cryaxx would have been about 18 in 2008, so it's possible he got it then and he's just held onto it ever since.

I never understood the cognitive dissonance he has about his racing ability. There are hours worth of his streams of him eating shit and losing.

I feel the same way in regards to his youtube channel; Every single community post and video of his is filled with people absolutely shitting on him in the comments, and it's the same in his livestream chats, so I'm not sure what is going on inside that scabby noggin of his that makes him think continuing to stream is a worthwhile endeavor.

 

[Epikusername4]

the worst thing about his racing streams is that he doesn't rage out he always gets 2nd to last place or something and he says "i did pretty good that time vitch" its fucking boring

 

[Freedom Fighter]

cyraxx the kinda dude to never buy a door

doors cost several life savings, vitch. you ain't made SHIT.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Is there a backstory on that?

Throwing tomatoes at bad performances has been a trope since Shakespeare was still writing plays.

 

[RaxxScholar]

cyraxx is claiming that his fingerless walmart gloves are three days grace gloves

EDIT:
it also looks like cyraxx has a "Japanese fan" modding for him. I'm pretty sure that's a persona that cia made up.

 

[souschef]

Ok I get the poop emojis but why do people spam the tomato emoji? Is there a backstory on that?

He does his live "shows", that's his audience throwing tomatoes at him

 

[DSHK]

Is he wearing a mask because of how disgusting his teeth are getting?

 

[curbside2]

it also looks like cyraxx has a "Japanese fan" modding for him. I'm pretty sure that's a persona that cia made up.

Imagine spending all your free time texting with Cyraxx.

 

[not in the cards]

the worst thing about his racing streams is that he doesn't rage out he always gets 2nd to last place or something and he says "i did pretty good that time vitch" its fucking boring

And that's best case scenario for him. In any case, he'll never improve and he'll be stuck mooching off his grandmother and that's the important bit. But I wouldn't write it off just yet. His mods aren't always there to keep the chat free from criticism and Rax with his poor impulse control will lose his shit. Plus, the one place where the mods can't save him is when Rax goes live and someone gives him shit in-game like when CVG clowned on him while he was trying to race. And it's only a matter of time before someone does something to his house again. He'll never escape the torment. At best he can delay it all for a little while.

 

[keep em' comin]

cyraxx the typa nigga to struggle on a picture book

 

[00R-Gundam]

Since we are in tax season, does Cyraxx file taxes or does sally put him under her for her filings?

 

[RaxxScholar]

Since we are in tax season, does Cyraxx file taxes or does sally put him under her for her filings?

you have to generate income to pay income tax

 

[anliteralidiot]

Is he wearing a mask because of how disgusting his teeth are getting?

Everyone speculating if something happened, but the reality is simple:

He just wears masks sometimes. He loves a good head/face accessory, when it's sent to him. He would probably convince him to suck on a binkie, if you convinced him it was cool.

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Since we are in tax season, does Cyraxx file taxes or does sally put him under her for her filings?

Cyraxx? Taxes??! There's only one possible response to this question.
He's a tax wizard. The reason the national debt is so high is that Cyraxx has been giving out free tax advice on the internet and it's costing the federal government billions of dollars per taxpayer every year.

He also explains why taxes exist.

 

[00R-Gundam]

you have to generate income to pay income tax

Bro idk if you heard, but he is a professional rock star, audio engineer, game designer and programmer. Of course he generates income, dont you remember that one time he did 100 bucks on Twitch?