Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

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This man is referring to Trump's EO that bans transsexuals from military service, which points out "high standards for troop readiness, lethality, cohesion, honesty, humility, uniformity, and integrity" are "inconsistent with the medical, surgical, and mental health constraints on individuals with gender dysphoria". I hope these self-styled monsters do their worst, as if their public support couldn't get any lower.

Zach swears he will have his revenge.
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College students in Ohio are offended by the word "Biological" and literally blotted it.
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Professor Google told me that Sara Ahmed is a feminist "scholar". Such people take it as their God-given duty to ruin family dinners anyway.



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Zach assures you that he is not okay, so don't you ask him "Are you okay?"
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Life is so hard that Zach seeks oblivion in fanfiction.
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Cassandra archetypes in Terminator 2, Jurassic Park, etc.
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Zach is too busy to learn to use free software. The onus of the world is on his shoulders, so he demands the right tool for the job.
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This is an example of Zach's toil of sweat and blood. I hope you agree that $73 a month is an incredible bargain -- and don't you fail to acknowledge that he bought those software before the No-Spend February Day.
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Distracted by beautiful colors.
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Zach recalled how he was ostracized in school for wearing knock-off brands.
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Says the man who identified as a Ravenclaw until very recently. Barf.

More knife autism -- and violent fantasy.
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He should crowdfund it, for, you know, trans rights. BTW he tests several AI models in their ability to identify the knife. I spare you.

Topamax addiction intensifies.
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Slime molds, you are thinking about slime molds, in which some amoebae sacrifice themselves to become the dead stalk of the fruiting body, in order that other amoebae can reproduce.



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College students in Ohio are offended by the word "Biological" and literally blotted it.
Technically, "biological" isn't the right word. In this context it should be "genetic".
But genetics is definitely racist, so "biological" it is. :christine:

Blast from the past.
Notice how comparatively well he used to pass, except for the voice.
 
Community notes:
- Zach has consistently failed to reach every milestone of development since his early teens. He is a parasite on everyone around him.
- Zach takes pride in being a functional retard and exaggerates his “autism” as an excuse for his inability to do anything.
- Zach also believes he is intellectually superior to the rest of the world, and openly expresses this. He believes this means his status as a useless manbaby is everyone else’s fault.
- Zach is deliberately obnoxious, spiteful and vindictive online.
- Nothing about Zach’s life or behaviour suggests that he has ever tried to make people happy or do what they want. Zach once got narcissistic injury from a river.
 
More knife autism -- and violent fantasy.
This could be an episode of troonfusion on my part, but wasn't Zach repeatedly dysfunction-bragging about how he can't own a gun because he'd obviously shoot himself with it?

How the hell is that any different from all these knives? Especially if the implication is that Zach is going to fight transphobes/Uber drivers/small bodies of water to death with his hella rad ninja swords. Either they're deadly sharp Nippon steel and thus equivalent to the guns, or they're self-admitted mall ninja display pieces in which case, dial down the dickwaving.
 
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"My panic was a nuisance to them". Yes it was.

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Surprises of surprises: rosebud enjoyer feels he would be "disgusted" by hi-res porn.
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Zach delegates his social media responsibility to AI, because people hurts him so much.
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HOW DARE YOU!
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WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!!! NOBODY IS AS MEAN AS YOU TO ME IN REAL LIFE!!!!!
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I don't understanding why troons can point fingers at people while at the same time beg money from the same people.

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Why would one need to write code for GIMP to do "basic image editing"? I use GIMP on OpenSUSE and I don't need to go beyond toolbox and drop-down menu.

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It is not "less than $100"; it is $73 per month. If Zach cannot earn back that money each month using that software, he is being shitty with money. Not that it matters of course, because it isn't his money.

It is metonymy, stupid!
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Many people would rather avoid setting a Microsoft account. Not Zach. Setting up his pronoun to "female" is just too much fun.
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Passive-aggressive autism.
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Zach is cry-ah-ah-ah-ing, over you.
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Oh, in case you forget something.
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"Toothless lady cat".
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HOW DARE YOU!
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WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!!! NOBODY IS AS MEAN AS YOU TO ME IN REAL LIFE!!!!!
Wait, I thought Zach was a badass who dealt only in cold, hard logic, the kind we cannot begin to comprehend without an associate's degree, and also Zach was going to stab heterosexual oppressors with a billion rad ninja swords.

Why's he upset that people are leaving comments on his posts?

Is this one of those quantum state dealies?
 
Overlords. The Software Frugality Overlords are picking at him, and he is praying for Judgement Snake to devour each and every one of them.
Trolling by making fun of people for paying for software, or movies, or video games?
Showing my age here. That's was already getting to be an old meme in the 1990s.
The possible correct responses are laugh along or ignore.

Mister Jones isn't even with it when it comes to internet lore. ;)
 
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Zach is too busy to learn to use free software. The onus of the world is on his shoulders, so he demands the right tool for the job.
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Okay, so he can't use Kdenlive to clip a video. Why not try Avidemux or some other free/open-source video editor before plunking down the cash? Why not use the YouTube tools?

His description of it makes it sound overly complicated like his descriptions of everything. What program don't you just mark the start and end times and clip it out? This is all he'll be doing with what he paid for anyway. "Transcode to edit-friendly format" what does this even mean???

Zack, the man voice moots the need for any "coming out." Everyone already knew.

Says the man most known for shoving things up his ass on the internet.

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Surprises of surprises: rosebud enjoyer feels he would be "disgusted" by hi-res porn.
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I'm pretty sure 4K porn already exists and has for some time. These random citations he does and then the idiot in the replies who thinks the citations mean something are perfect. I love that Zach's stating a tautology and thinks he's citing some study as support for it when it's obvious.
 
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Apparently Heather's current job is professional protestor. I always think she works for some flushed hippie NGO and I hope Trump stomps out her "job".
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Heather joins some troon's talk about HRT.
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Zach launches a new blog.
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He hardly needs another bad day to become the Joker.

Hannibal inspires him to learn Italian. I hope it is more successful than his attempt to learn Statistics.
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Didn't you know Zach does "that creepy thing" in the shower?
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Snake cult.
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Life is a vale of tears.
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But did Topamax make Zach hornier?
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Tesla autism.
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"After I almost died..."
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Clown Dad loved Pantera
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