What are the Worst Casting Decisions that have ever been made?

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Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven

That role should have went to someone like Christian Bale
I liked him, but I liked his old man Liam Neeson better. And he dies five to ten minutes into the film, from an arrow to his big brass balls.

@Captain Syrup Kelly Preston left him pretty breathless, an all, in Jerry Maguire, laughably enough.
 
Stacey Keach as Mike Hammer. Smdh.
I remember watching that TV show as a kid and being aware that something was wrong but not really knowing what it was. Then one day my mom (who was on the couch behind me) said "He's too old." And then I realized that that was it. Stacey Keach has a nice voice but he looks more like someone's Dad than a hardened detective.
 
Shes what Tonya wishes she looked like.

Ray Liotta as Gallian in this Uwe Boll classic.

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Now you get to live the rest of your life like a Took.
 
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Shes what Tonya wishes she looked like. Amy Schumer or Amy Adams would have been a better pick physically.

Anyway Viola Davis as Michelle Obama
I still can't get over this scene looks like a bad SNL sketch. Like wtf was Viola Davis trying to do here? She either overexaggerated on purpose as some sort of "fuck you" because she didn't like the scene in question or she really is that unhinged in RL? You've seen her subdued so many times in performances so I wonder if this was a director's decision? So absolutely bizarre. And if Michelle did really berate Barry like this and this isn't fanfiction then damn.
 
And if Michelle did really berate Barry like this and this isn't fanfiction then damn.
You get in the way of Big Mike spending money and you best believe you are getting a fucking mouthful. More than once.

OT: I only found htis out recently, and it was a near miss. Fucking Matthew Broderick as Walter White in Breaking Bad. He might be one of the worst choices without it being an insane choice. He doesn't have the chops at all, plus he has that Ferris stink on him. Also the murdering some Irish person. Either way, what a fucking awful choice he was to even be considered.
 
You get in the way of Big Mike spending money and you best believe you are getting a fucking mouthful. More than once.

OT: I only found htis out recently, and it was a near miss. Fucking Matthew Broderick as Walter White in Breaking Bad. He might be one of the worst choices without it being an insane choice. He doesn't have the chops at all, plus he has that Ferris stink on him. Also the murdering some Irish person. Either way, what a fucking awful choice he was to even be considered.
His only good role other that Ferris is Glory. He doesn't really have much acting range. That said did anyone at the time think the Malcolm dad could pull off Emmy award performances either?
 

Ray Liotta as Gallian in this Uwe Boll classic.

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Now you get to live the rest of your life like a Took.
Ray Liotta was supposed to be in The Substance instead of Dennis Quaid, just as a fun fact. Crying shame that never happened. Also, he was initially gonna be Tony Soprano, and, in a way, he did end up joining The Sopranos... by being Christopher's grandpa in Many Saints.
 
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Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy in Dark Phoenix. It's only 7-8 years before the "first" X-Men film, so they should be looking more like Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart. Yeah, I know I'm autistic, and they were already casted back in First Class, but er... you know.

Bryant Tardy (Bobby, who was named after Iceman, for some reason) in Logan. His donor is supposed to be Chris Bradley (Dominic Monaghan - Merry in LOTR), and yet he's as Black as Darrius from Mortal Kombat, and therefore, his skin tone is closer to being like John Wraith's, also from X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and part of Weapon X, like Bradley. I'd understand if he were a bit tan, due to his mum being Mexican, but that's just taking the piss.

Andrew Garfield in The Social Network. Not bad in itself, but where was Eduardo Saverin's Brazilian accent? I've never heard him talk, and perhaps it wasn't that strong/thick for years, but I didn't hear even a smidge of his accent come out.

Matt Damon and Morgan Freeman and Invictus. Close one. Matt Damon managed to be better at trying to sound South African than Morgan Freeman.

Morgan Freeman in the Alex Cross movies.

Kevin Costner - Robin Hood. Sean Connery and Russell Crowe are more engaging. Morgan Freeman was his token Moor friend, 'cos he had to be in EVERYTHING throughout the '90s.

Woody Harrelson in the Venom films. I know I've whinged about this before, but even Michael C. Hall in a wig is, or would be, more convincing. Shit, imagine HIM as Cletus Kasady. AND, he should've been around the same age as Eddie, or younger, like he is in the comics.
 
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Morgan Freeman in the Alex Cross movies.
I think Along Came a Spider is the worst major studio release I've seen.


Kiss the Girls was shitty, too, with its killer played by Cary Elwes, in the most "who cares" casting I can think of.

Spider kicks off with some irrelevant plot where a guy drives his convertible off the Hoover Dam or something because he's too busy trying to get a blowjob. It's like a Zucker parody. And yeah, Alex Cross' partner falls off the dam and that’s supposed to haunt him...except it never quite comes up again?

The '90s were a rough time for thrillers, where the "twist" was ALWAYS that the bad guy is a fellow cop. :blart: And they did half the hero’s job by just showing up at the end and revealing their plans for no reason. And Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman somehow starred in most of these?

We know Freeman can do better (Se7en) so let’s just blame Alex Cross.

For instance, I've also seen The Bone Collector, which has a Rear Window-type plot where Denzel plays a paraplegic giving orders through a headset, and it had some tense moments, even though it suffered from the same cheesy pitfalls as most of those flicks. Alex Cross is just terminally dull, I don’t think it would’ve mattered who played him.
 
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Topher Grace as Eddie Brock in Raimi's Spider-Man 3

Eddie Brock is supposed to be a beefcake which Grace ... very much is not

John Wayne as Genghis Khan
 
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Hari Nef in Barbie (2023).
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Part of the problem is of course that he's a fucking tranny playing an actual woman, which is automatically a bad casting choice. But even if you choose to ignore the fact that he's a troon, his performance is one of the worst in the whole movie. He only has the ability to deliver his lines in a wooden manner or to overact like in the "flat feet" scene. Even some TRAs admit he's a shit actor.
The sequel of The Craft had also a tranny as one of the girls of their coven. Which aside from being laughable, you'd think the magic would recognise one is not like the others and wouldn't work.
 
I think Along Came a Spider is the worst major studio release I've seen.


Kiss the Girls was shitty, too, with its killer played by Cary Elwes, in the most "who cares" casting I can think of.

Spider kicks off with some irrelevant plot where a guy drives his convertible off the Hoover Dam or something because he's too busy trying to get a blowjob. It's like a Zucker parody. And yeah, Alex Cross' partner falls off the dam and that’s supposed to haunt him...except it never quite comes up again?

The '90s were a rough time for thrillers, where the "twist" was ALWAYS that the bad guy is a fellow cop. :blart: And they did half the hero’s job by just showing up at the end and revealing their plans for no reason. And Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman somehow starred in most of these?

We know Freeman can do better (Se7en) so let’s just blame Alex Cross.

For instance, I've also seen The Bone Collector, which has a Rear Window-type plot where Denzel plays a paraplegic giving orders through a headset, and it had some tense moments, even though it suffered from the same cheesy pitfalls as most of those flicks. Alex Cross is just terminally dull, I don’t think it would’ve mattered who played him.
Eh, I dunno, I'm kind of looking forward to watch the Alex Cross series sometime. Never given myself the time to watch The Bone Collector. And, as I said, there seemed to be this 4+ year erection of casting Morgan Freeman in whatever-the-fuck he'll agree to be in. Even The Shawshank Redemption, and, I'm not an expert on the novel, but "Red" Ellis Boyd is supposed to be a ginger freckled guy. They got the freckles right, and I do still chuckle at this exchange, which is a slight nod to the book:

Andy: "Why do they call you Red?

Red: "Well... I think it's 'cause I'm Irish."

@Tasty Tatty Not keen on either films, but the biggest thing I remember from Legacy, is that one of the main girls is the daughter of one of the main girls from the previous film, who died giving birth to her.
 
I've got a doozy of a miscasting. One which aggrieves me especially because the movie is an adaptation of one of my favourite books. I'll let the picture do the talking: Margot Robbie as Catherine Earnshaw in Wuthering Heights.

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So not everybody has read the book and that's fine. For those that haven't or its been a long time, Catherine Earnshaw is the teenage love interest of Heathcliff. She's also canonically not blonde but I'm less hung up on that so much as the 35 year old buxom and athletic Robbie playing the waifish wild young girl who is, iirc, 15 when we meet her. And I vividily recall the description of her "ice-cold tiny hand". Robbie looks like she's a surf champion.

Also, I have never seen Margot Robbie really act in a convincingly emotional way. I admit I haven't seen either Barbie or Wolf of Wall Street which I think are two of her most known rolls but I've seen her in other things and she's always been, well, not very deep. Harley Quin for example. Fine for parts where you're meant to entertain more than convince, but never deeply engaging that I've seen. Maybe I'm doing her an injustice by having seen only certain of her roles and if it were just a question of acting I'd give her the benefit of the doubt. But Catherine Earnshaw? Never in a million years can she convincingly portray this just on age and looks alone.

And as an appendage to the above I looked up the rest of the cast for the movie and Nelly Dean, redoubtable English housekeeper, will be played by Hong Chau and Vy Nguyen (the story takes place across two generations). And in a reverse Netflix, Heathcliff is being played by the palest looking actors they could find. Now Heathcliff in the book has a swarthy dark complexion, but despite one adaptation trying to twist that into Sub-Saharan African (which Brontë would certainly have described differently), the implication is he's perhaps Spanish, Italian or Gypsy descent. In any case, not Black, but dark compared to the classical English paleness and rosieness. We're talking piratical. I'm not going to condemn this kid unduly - he might prove a good actor. But it's kind of ironic that in an age where every fair-skinned person seems to be being recast with a non-White role, they make Heathcliff of all roles light as milk.

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But my reason for casting is Margot Robbie, to be absolutely clear. It's a travesty and debases one of my favourite literary heroines.

Robbie is also producing the movie. Read into that what you will.
 
Bruce Willis as Paul Kersey in the Death Wish reboot. Willis is a classic action hero who you know will be kicking ass from the second he appears on screen, which is the opposite of Kersey’s character (a mild-mannered guy who you wouldn’t expect to kick ass but ends up doing so). Charles Bronson was also an on-screen (and IRL) tough guy, but he made you forget that in the original Death Wish.
 
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Kenneth Branagh as Poirot, but then nobody would ever have really been able to follow David Suchet.
Branagh was fine as Poirot. Good, even. He had to cancel out Depp and Godot who drifted through like bad perfume ad.

The issue is we don’t need another Poirot adaptation. We barely needed the first one. Holmes at least gets reboots.
 
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