DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

Trump’s approval rating is hitting a low even for him.

literally not even true.

 

[Smokeski]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Remember folks the bulls share of the kikemann hate came from all the clapback Piggy got on Twitter for doing what he does best which is be a raging faggot about some fake "peoples choice" award for a game he cannot pronounce and also shit on the music being done by white people also it's where we got the famous line from some danger hair saying how rich this whole thing was coming from someone dressed as a plantation owner.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Doesn't this make you want to give him something?

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Immediately made me think of Mussolini lol.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Immediately made me think of Mussolini lol.
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Pigsolini waiting for tips.

He really doesn't get how the Kino schtick works and it shows. What is sad is no matter what his paypiggies will have his back.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Trump’s approval rating is hitting a low even for him. That’s why he hurried up and did the senate speech. Hell, a lot republicans canceled their town halls over trump decisions lately;

Politisperging about something you're factually wrong about lol. I won't shit up the thread further but you're the biggest politiqueer on this board and you're always gaying up the place. Doesn't help that you write like a slow ESL person.

 

[Lord_Point]

He says this, but if you ask him to play some RPG he will lose his shit and say he'll go out of business.

Leading goutologists have declared RPG Overload is a very serious and very real condition that is suffered all over the world by the most vulnerable and retarded of dents. They are particularly susceptible during the hardcore gaming season, when MORONS at game companies maliciously release a game in the same month as a completly unrelated company. Which they, of course, only do to confuse and harm DSP fans to the detrament of their own bottom line.

This is the only logical explanation for why RPGs do bad, and not at all related to the streamer being a fat retarded charisma vacuum that would be incapable of entertaining a toddler during the downtime in a slow/grindy game.

 

[DerelictOnion]

RPG Overload

True that. RPGs are overloading his brain. He is already busting his ass delivering content, and they are too much.

 

[Crunkle]

It's hilarious how he constantly shit-talks and wage quits RPGs yet keeps picking them up (especially the Yakuza games which are some of the longest RPGs and pull in almost no contributions compared to other stuff). That FFVII Rebirth wage quit has been one of the only times in the near 6 years I've been watching TIHYDPs that I've been genuinely upset, mostly because I wanted to see him lose his shit at the Sephiroth fight.

awaiting your hat reactions

 

[EmpGulcasa]

This recent trend of him trying to get people to support via various channels rather than just tips, it's because he wants to keep those number as low as possible til the end so more people are incentivized to give him money, right?

 

[Balr0g]

Last year was the overload because of Dragon's Dogma, Baldur's Gate (the money earner) and Yakuza (like me frfrfr). Then there was also Rebirth. Considering how slow he plays (not to mention pushiung his stream starting time slowly back little by little) then wasting time on his bottom bitch pahdcast and you can see why he is "overloaded" I can see him drop suikoden really quick as especially the first game is a slow burner in terms of story. The 2nd game has more pace in it. Of course what I expect is him bitching about old mechanics because from what I read is that Konami didn't change game mechanics they just upscaled graphics, fixed translations and switched the Character pictures. Not to mention you need to grind to earn money for weapon upgrades and armor. Which on the other hand might be perfect for Phil because he can draw it out (though I wonder which dent will fund the playthroughs)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Not to mention you need to grind to earn money for weapon upgrades and armor. Which on the other hand might be perfect for Phil because he can draw it out (though I wonder which dent will fund the playthroughs)

I vaguely remember financing weapon and armor upgrades in Suikoden by playing cee-lo in the castle. It has been 20 years since I played the game though, so I could be misremembering. In any case I can see him getting animated doing the gambling minigame and losing his mind at the game of dice like the spiritual nigger he is.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Suikoden 1 has the cup minigame which makes earning money trivial. Plus, the games are quite easy so grinding isn't super necessary to begin with.

 

[johnkimble123]

This recent trend of him trying to get people to support via various channels rather than just tips, it's because he wants to keep those number as low as possible til the end so more people are incentivized to give him money, right?

Honestly have no clue. Probably the tism speaking.

There is no good reason why you'd want Youtube support (where they take 30%) vs Kick (5%) or Paypal (<4%). It's also the most delayed, as Youtube money doesn't get paid out until the 3rd week of the following month.

But he's never been accused of being smart (other than by tourists who think he's just acting or something).

 

[Balr0g]

Suikoden 1 has the cup minigame which makes earning money trivial. Plus, the games are quite easy so grinding isn't super necessary to begin with.

The Suikoden 1 minigame had a bug for one character in the PS original that let's you earn millions at the game start. I am curious if it still works. And you can bet Phil will loose even in those fights as magic is limited and your characters can only carry a specific number of items.

 

[Lord_Point]

It's hilarious how he constantly shit-talks and wage quits RPGs yet keeps picking them up (especially the Yakuza games

I think hes being honest when he says RPGs are his favorite style of game styles. (outside of gatcha style games) which is why he keeps trying to pick them up. No shade on RPGs as I love my weeb shit, but its very easy to trivialize most RPGS by turning your brain off and mindlessly grinding. Which is exactly what DSP wants out of a game, the ability to hit a button and win 97% of encounters.

Its just that its boring as shit to watch someone grind an RPG and requires an entertaining personality to carry it, which obviously isnt Phil.

Honestly have no clue. Probably the tism speaking.

There is no good reason why you'd want Youtube support (where they take 30%) vs Kick (5%) or Paypal (<4%). It's also the most delayed, as Youtube money doesn't get paid out until the 3rd week of the following month.

But he's never been accused of being smart (other than by tourists who think he's just acting or something).

I bet this is a time where ego trumps greed. Its important to his imagine that whever he goes, whatever he does, hes sucessful because hes a meaningful content creator.

 

[johnkimble123]

Its just that its boring as shit to watch someone grind an RPG and requires an entertaining personality to carry it, which obviously isnt Phil.

Not to mention he spends so much time eye fucking the chat and his inbox that he misses shit in the game, then gets confused later when that plot point is mentioned again.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The Suikoden 1 minigame had a bug for one character in the PS original that let's you earn millions at the game start. I am curious if it still works. And you can bet Phil will loose even in those fights as magic is limited and your characters can only carry a specific number of items.

Unless they fixed it I can totally see him abusing the Matilda bug in Suikoden 2 to trivialize the whole game. For those that don't know, in 2 there was a bug that let you access a high level area quite early, and the way leveling works in Suikoden makes it so it only takes you surviving 1 or 2 fights against high level enemies for your whole party to shoot up to level parity with the encounters there. So you could do this easy bug and be 30 levels above where you should be for the next third of the game.

 

[johnkimble123]

Have to remember that he was asked about his favorite Suikoden character and couldn't even name one (dood it was 20 years ago), just hummed some music and said he loves the rock/paper/scissors boss battles or something.

At the same time, Phil can tell you the last time he ate specific fast food and where he was when he was eating it. He remembered he last had Dominos when he went back to CT for his wedding, and remembered the last time he had Papa Johns years ago he was still streaming from his other desk.

 

[strandedcastaway]

We already know he has atleast 1 credit card and that he uses the payment system thingy from amazon to pay in parts. Wouldnt surprise me if he charges the hogans, doordash and whatever rgb toy he gets into the card. I wonder if he already submitted his taxes? Or is the time period different there?

The tax issue is kinda overrated here, at least as far how he handles it. He's on a payment plan for the back taxes he owes, and he's already said that whatever he owes each year (from not paying estimated taxes during the year as a small business owner should) gets rolled into that payment plan. Sure, it's a dumb way to handle it that only a spending addict would choose, but it hasn't been a short-term emergency since before the bankruptcy.