Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[PS2 Nishiki]

Colton is currently spamming the Chinese embassy in America with gifs demanding war.
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Spoiler: gif spam

Maybe we could put him in the tranny waffen division and show them what man made horrors looks like.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Colton is currently spamming the Chinese embassy in America with gifs demanding war.

Ah yes, because an unemployed brony eunuch is going to convince the Chinese government to start WW3.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

What the hell Amanda? Go to your room you need a time out.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

What the hell Amanda? Go to your room you need a time out.

That's not much of a punishment considering he doesn't leave his room in the first place.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

That's not much of a punishment considering he doesn't leave his room in the first place.

"NO MOM, GETTING A JOB IS FOR THE WOKENUGGETS, 29 IS STILL YOUNG"
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That says a lot more about you Colton if the "blob" can support himself and be independant. Suffah, Coltroon!
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[Xev]

He still refuses to take any responsibility for his own thread even though he is the only person to blame.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Sounds like someone needs a little one-on-one time with the Rod of Pain. Can't have coping and seething without dilating!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Ninja'd.

sleeps until 2AM and only gets up to eat shower...,take a dump, goon to hentai.

Retard formerly known as Colton (inb4 "not my name"). Stop projecting your schedule on other people, it's sad.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Colton is literally a CHILD......

"Mommy took me to da church but I wanted to pway with my hotwheels!!!! I only want the free food!!!!!"
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Spoiler: slop

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[Admiral Throbnelius]

Hey Colton, if Satanists are so much better than Christians, how come they don't give you free food, hmmmm?

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Satanism promotes selfishness as a virtue. The few times they do contribute to charitable causes, they do so to promote themselves and to "own" the Christians. You can see why this movement is appealing to some.

Christianity teaches its followers to love their neighbors, thus the myriad Christian charities. Hence why they give out food without asking for remuneration, even if the recipients are ungrateful and scornful.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Is this fat faggot serious?? Who the fuck brags about getting handouts from the pantry? That's some Mexican-tier behavior, senor Lochmann.
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"Erm, to clarify kiwinazis, I don't 'play' with hotwheels I COLLECT THEM"
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EDIT: Man who begs for attention from an unfunny Twitter account, plays with children's toys, and obsesses over @Assistant Manajerk says "GET A HOBBY CHUD"
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[Ultrapenguin]

Hobo food for destitute people: very indulgent.

Although I like how it appears you can trick the retard into working by framing it differently, like you're trying to get a 10 year old to do chores. Yes Colton, when you do things like help bag the food then you get first dibs, that's how contributing often works. You do something then get personal advantages in return.

One day Colton will independently rediscover the concept of capitalism and social contract.
"I went to my job at the Arby's today just because they give me a paycheck for it, then I manipulated THE FUCK out of the grocery store by giving them money in exchange for a discounted box of donuts. A Satanist knows to indulge and only think of their own personal gain."

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Colton is literally a CHILD......

"Mommy took me to da church but I wanted to pway with my hotwheels!!!! I only want the free food!!!!!"
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Colton you fuck, you already hate christians, disrespect them, why don't you just get your own fucking food?!
At least go donate plasma so you can afford a few times going out to mcdonalds or some shit, rather than being a leech and biting the hand that feeds you.

And to be clear, im not hating on using a foot pantry itself, absolutely 0 shade on that, but I DO hate on going to them for handouts AND also mocking them under your breath. Its basic human behavior if you get help from someone you give them some basic level respect, and if you don't want it, don''t accept help.

Then again I'm talking about colton. He says this is being a sociopath, but its all so transparent its just being a dispicable weasel.

Know this colton, your "cunning" is ENTIRELY reliant on peoples charity and good will, without that, You'd already be face down in a ditch.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Hobo food for destitute people: very indulgent.

Although I like how it appears you can trick the retard into working by framing it differently, like you're trying to get a 10 year old to do chores. Yes Colton, when you do things like help bag the food then you get first dibs, that's how contributing often works. You do something then get personal advantages in return.

One day Colton will independently rediscover the concept of capitalism and social contract.
"I went to my job at the Arby's today just because they give me a paycheck for it, then I manipulated THE FUCK out of the grocery store by giving them money in exchange for a discounted box of donuts. A Satanist knows to indulge and only think of their own personal gain."

Coltroon says that coupons and sales counts as "manipulating a store". Surely the dickless faggot outsmarted the market psychologists.
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[The Un-Clit]

......Colton, using discount coupons isn't manipulating the store, the store is manipulating YOU to buy the product they want you to buy, you absolute mental midget!

I mean ...

 

[Xev]

Bro that plate of free food looks almost as disgusting as Colton's nudes.

Colton, just so you know: Us spoiled kiwis aren't retarded donkey brained individuals like you. We can multitask and do many things at once. We can partake in one or more hobbies at the same time if we so choose. We are able to arrange our lives so we can work full time, have families, multiple hobbies and still talk shit about retards online. We don't spend half our days shoving horse cock shaped soaps inside ourselves to force wounds to stay open. Remember back to when you still had a penis and how much better your life was. You had friend groups, multiple hobbies, even love interests. Your retardation did not have to ruin your life. But here we are.

Obligatory, you are fat balding mexican man jajajajaja

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"Ha ha! Fuck capitalism! Fucking morons! My plan is to buy something for cheap and resell it for a higher price! Ha ha!"

 

[PositiveMonk]

Personally I think it's really good that Colton is going to a church and receiving this kindness from Christians. Every time he's accepting their help he's in fact helping them become more Christ-like and bringing them closer to God. Really if you think about it, Colton is being a better Christian by accepting their food, and less of a Satanist even. Each meal brings him further from Satan and closer towards Christ. Eat up Colton! Enjoy the kindness of others!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Personally I think it's really good that Colton is going to a church and receiving this kindness from Christians. Every time he's accepting their help he's in fact helping them become more Christ-like and bringing them closer to God. Really if you think about it, Colton is being a better Christian by accepting their food, and less of a Satanist even. Each meal brings him further from Satan and closer towards Christ. Eat up Colton! Enjoy the kindness of others!

I imagine more people at that church pray for Colton than anyone else. Poor poor lost little boy.