Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sam Losco's Wife]

None of this would have happened if only they had let him take the kids to Disney.

Is this some kind of Rekieta cuck code?
C'mon Drex, take the kids to Disney. She's begging for it and the balldo ain't cutting it any longer. I'll even finish you off with my mouth again.

 

[Strix454]

Nick appeared on her livestream where she stripped down to a bikini and rubbed chocolate and whipped cream over herself. I'm pretty sure he was on that one at least. It looks so gross because she doesn't wash it off afterwards, looks like literal shit

Someone paid her to do that and that look was almost certainly intentional. Its what the simp wanted. It seemed at the time like she understood that too because she seemed fully prepared to do it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

There needs to be a Snopes-style AI bot that follows Nick around different chatrooms which can interpret his PR lies and directly contradicts him with quotations from the warrant application and arrest debrief

 

[Father Balldo]

Snopes would sweep for Nick, thoughbeit

 

[thebigdream]

An excellent short Third World Aristocrat video:

But a fridge is a safe, I never ackshually lied

 

[Oxyjen]

Aaron’s charcuterie was so delicious and valuable there had to be a padlock on that fridge 24/7.

 

[Captain Manning]

There needs to be a Snopes-style AI bot that follows Nick around different chatrooms which can interpret his PR lies and directly contradicts him with quotations from the warrant application and arrest debrief

You know, I was actually thinking awhile back that some of his his xeets might qualify for Community Notes.

I'm not sure how that program works though. He might not be popular enough. Lol.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

But a fridge is a safe, I never ackshually lied

You don't get it KiwiFag.
Fridge tall, children smol.
Cocaine safe.
Good parents know where to hide things so kids do not get them.

 

[AnOminous]

Snopes would sweep for Nick, thoughbeit

Not really. Despite being a homo and borderline troon, he's on the "wrong side of history."

 

[Captain Manning]

You don't get it KiwiFag.
Fridge tall, children smol.
Cocaine safe.
Good parents know where to hide things so kids do not get them.

You mean like the cleaning supplies...
...under the kitchen sink...
...with the missing doors...
...that we all saw on his cooking stream?

Like that?

Remember when Nick made a big deal how there are plenty of household chemicals that can harm a child, and people should shut up about the coke?

He even managed to fuck that up. Good times.

Not really. Despite being a homo and borderline troon, he's on the "wrong side of history."

Yeah, Snopes is pretty liberal, and Nick's got too much baggage.

My favorite is when they rated that "prison bus for babies" crap "mostly true." Absolute bullshit. So many people were passing that retarded picture around during Trump's first term.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/prison-bus-for-babies/

 

[USAroXX]

The SECOND Karen Read trial is happening, the pre-trial motions were an absolute delight to watch with good lawyer commentary.

And Nick is over here doing THIS garbage?
Way to go Sir Balldolot.

Just keep taking Ls.

I have not watched one second of karen

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's impossible to be more gargantuan a fucking queer homo fag than Nick.

Every time I say this, he somehow manages to top bottom himself.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's getting repetitive

We need Melton to turn after they fuck at Hackamania so Nick can start complaining about how Melton is a sad pedophile that's sexualizing his kids to mix things up.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He also said that two OUNCES of cociane in a bullet were missing from evidence... He is not working with a full deck of cards any longer, so I'll chalk this up to retardation.

Clearly his kid who tested hot for coke stole it

 

[AnOminous]

Clearly his kid who tested hot for coke stole it

"Those lying cops claimed I had a full ounce of cocaine but they were LYING. I had KILOS of the shit and they STOLE my Pablo Escobar level stash!"

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Not really. Despite being a homo and borderline troon, he's on the "wrong side of history."

If the revolution ever happens I will make it a priority to have him executed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The thing is, I don't think they are. If you saw the superchats @daffodils shared here last time, it's clear they're getting sick and tired of him.

Look at the comments under any Stallyn19 clip of Steel Toe. The onion fags come out en force to shit on Aaron and give Nick a pass.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"Those lying cops claimed I had a full ounce of cocaine but they were LYING. I had KILOS of the shit and they STOLE my Pablo Escobar level stash!"

Getting public opinion to hate someone more than himself is the only real redemption arc I can see to salvage a mediocre amount of social cache.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The idea that he was taking a safe full of drugs along with him every time he went out anywhere is utterly retarded. Not only do I not believe it, but it would be way more retarded than just keeping it safely locked up at home.

The ONLY way he ever did that (he didn't) was in a sweaty, coke-fueled paranoia. But the other option is exceptional (in every sense, except the good one, bc it's dumb) diligence, which he has 0 of.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick doesn't like to brag about being a fighter, but he is also vastly experienced. The list of martial arts he's done just keeps expanding,