Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Also, he didn’t take the safe with him the day of the raid. He’s such a shameless liar. Melton and his viewers are retards for (among other things) buying what this obvious bullshit artist is selling.

The thing is, I don't think they are. If you saw the superchats @daffodils shared here last time, it's clear they're getting sick and tired of him.

Yeah, Melton and his fans are retards, but Nick is so much more so that he's losing even them.

If Aaron goes to prison, I think it would be a bad thing for Nick in one sense, because Melton would lose his one and only lolcow he likes to talk about, and the chances of him turning on Rekieta increase exponentially.

There's better money in shitting on Rekieta than Aaron. Meme Copium just proved it.

 

[Strix454]

Melton and his viewers are retards for (among other things) buying what this obvious bullshit artist is selling.

As far as I can tell, they don't listen to or care about anything Nick has to say strictly about himself. The only thing they care about or want is stories that Nick can tell about Aaron. As well they will believe Nick if Nick says something about himself that makes Aaron look worse in comparison. So they listen to Nick and believe he is rich because him being richer than Aaron is a win. They will listen and believe that Aaron is a cuck but Nick isn't. They will believe that Nick is a tough guy who can beat up Aaron for the same reasons.

There's better money in shitting on Rekieta than Aaron. Meme Copium just proved it.

That is the thing about the dabbleverse. None of them generally seem to care about money or audience. Its a universe than runs on its own retarded logic.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Also, he didn’t take the safe with him the day of the raid. He’s such a shameless liar. Melton and his viewers are retards for (among other things) buying what this obvious bullshit artist is selling.

The claim is entertaining, in particular if you combine the claim of ALWAYS taking the drug safe with him, with interstate travel.
Nothing screams "The drugs were just for consumption" like trafficking 25g+ of cocaine across state lines.

Nick just needs to keep talking, eventually he will end up in prison.

 

[Potatoherder]

As many people have said: Nick the melton's Ralph. As soon as he runs out of worth he will get kicked to the curb.

 

[Captain Manning]

As well they will believe Nick if Nick says something about himself that makes Aaron look worse in comparison. So they listen to Nick and believe he is rich because him being richer than Aaron is a win.

I'm just gonna say I am pretty sure Aaron's income is now greater than Nick's. IF you subtract anything Nick's parents give to him.

Why? Because Aaron is actually still streaming, whereas Nick isn't and he's running a deficit on that end by donating to Melton. Any positive number is greater than any negative number.

EDIT:

That is the thing about the dabbleverse. None of them generally seem to care about money or audience. Its a universe than runs on its own retarded logic.

Part of that retarded logic is not understanding you milk the cow, but don't butcher it.

Okay, they want Aaron to go to prison. Let's say that happens. Now what?

Duurrr, go back to Stuttering John? Nobody cares. Even they know that's played out.

 

[Karamanlis]

The idea that he was taking a safe full of drugs along with him every time he went out anywhere is utterly retarded. Not only do I not believe it, but it would be way more retarded than just keeping it safely locked up at home.

 

[sherwoods110]

Who’s the chick shamelessly showing off her rack?

Her name is Xia. XiaAnderson.com

The rack is fake, by the way. Her simps paid for it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Her name is Xia. XiaAnderson.com

The rack is fake, by the way. Her simps paid for it.

ah, the leftist sort of "modeling", where you dance in a bikini in a pool while rubbing milky white products over your body.
21st century is the age of degeneracy.

 

[Briareus]

ah, the leftist sort of "modeling", where you dance in a bikini in a pool while rubbing milky white products over your body.
21st century is the age of degeneracy.

Nick appeared on her livestream where she stripped down to a bikini and rubbed chocolate and whipped cream over herself. I'm pretty sure he was on that one at least. It looks so gross because she doesn't wash it off afterwards, looks like literal shit

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him

He says the people didn't know about the drugs (as if it wasn't blatantly obvious he was on drugs)

Edit II: He said that none of the 4 people who reported him to the cops were from the Church. We KNOW that's not true. We have the names of JaymeLee Wright and Paula Holmen from the probable cause document. They both attend the Evangelical Covenant Christian Church of New London. Paula is head of Children's Ministries.

Sure Nick. It's not like we've all read the warrant application that says otherwise.

It is a COP-spiracy! They LIED in the official reports! There was a bullet of 2 GRAMMES THAT VANISHED! If they would do that, why would there not be SECRET WITNESSES that only Nick knows about!?

This re-writing of history is insane when the actual documents are out there. All Nick has is 'You do not know the WHOLE story! I will tell you when I can!', but he never will, kiwibros and kiwisisters... He never will... That is the only way to keep the charade going.

I just hope he keeps embellishing the story long enough that we can get a good Nick v. Nick edit video.

Nick says he's "gonna stream this week, literally tomorrow"

He claims that every time he's wanted to he thought about things too hard and got sad

Claims he's might go to NYC to cover the Diddy trial

Lol sure, Nick

He said that a few days ago. He will never stream--except maybe to LOCALS.

Well, when he called in to NLO the other day, he used the phrase: '... and the cops cracked open the safe.... '

Which implies that it was locked, but easily opened.

The problem is that he lies about everything. So even his natural usage of language in descriptives such as "cracked open" could be false. I think we need a body language and deception detective to analyze him at some point. His "tells" of when he's lying could be so discreet that a deep look into the way he masks them could be of useful benefit to us.

I mean he could have used "cracked open" as a deliberately vague phrase to either mean the safe was locked and required to be cracked, or ot was unlocked and it's just a euphemism for opening it like you crack open a book or a beer.

That way next week when his story changes he can say he always meant that the safes were unlocked

He also said that two OUNCES of cociane in a bullet were missing from evidence... He is not working with a full deck of cards any longer, so I'll chalk this up to retardation.

I am not sure HE knows what actually occurred, or if it is affected by a drug l-fulled cognitive haze.

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This deserves so much mockery and analysis. I'm not in the mood, but here's a quick try.

Rekieta, your voice has ALWAYS been whiny. Voices, like height or - I dunno - penis size, cannot generally be changed, and it's fine as long as people LIKE you. Therein lies the issue.

What baffles me is how any women found him sexy to watch or listen to. His voice is literally nobody's type except another gay man. It's up there in my top 3 of 'people who I will immediately turn off a stream/video essay' next to speech impediment and barely intelligible third world accent.

His voice was never deep, but it has become much more of a falsetto. Go back to his early streams on Maddox, nd he was not nearly as nasal.

Nick doesn't like to brag about being a fighter, but he is also vastly experienced. The list of martial arts he's done just keeps expanding,

Sweaty grappling with Drexel and swordfighting. Lots and lots of swordfighting.

Nick is a poor internet tough guy. Just look at him... Does anyone believe this?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Having gay cuck sex is automatically homosexual. But obsessing about the other dude's dick makes you an abolute faggot. Not just fag levels of queer, but gigantic homo queer levels of fucking fag.

It's impossible to be more gargantuan a fucking queer homo fag than Nick.

Calling Nick a fag is an insult to fags.

He's lower than that, I don't even know if there is a word in the English language that reflects the level of disgust and disapprobation you instinctively feel when seeing, or worse hearing, him.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta, your voice has ALWAYS been whiny. Voices, like height or - I dunno - penis size, cannot generally be changed, and it's fine as long as people LIKE you. Therein lies the issue.

"It's so WEIRD that I talk like a fag, even though I'm a fag!"

Nick doesn't like to brag about being a fighter, but he is also vastly experienced.

Lmao how do people not just bust out laughing looking at this faggot skelly in a wife-beater shirt, which seriously emphasizes his lack of shoulders, muscles, or anything he'd need to fight anyone, even a ten year old girl?

His shit's all retarded.

This is pirate software levels of retarded. He's going to try and alter his voice because he hates being called a faggot.

If this queer homosexual fruit didn't want to be called a faggot, maybe he shouldn't have publicly ranted for months about all the gay sex he had with dudes.

 

[Vibralldo]

Calling Nick a fag is an insult to fags.

He's lower than that, I don't even know if there is a word in the English language that reflects the level of disgust and disapprobation you instinctively feel when seeing, or worse hearing, him.

I'm just gonna start using him as a descriptor

Like "that guy is having a Rekieta-level fall from grace" or "that guys gayer than Rekieta"

 

[Dr. Butt]

You got a black eye last year either from your wife or one of your school age children.

I still think that could have been from vomiting or aggressive post-cocaine nose-clearing.

 

[FinnSven]

I still think that could have been from vomiting or aggressive post-cocaine nose-clearing.

Maybe he went cruising and tried to suck off the wrong guy?

 

[Captain Manning]

This re-writing of history is insane when the actual documents are out there. All Nick has is 'You do not know the WHOLE story! I will tell you when I can!', but he never will, kiwibros and kiwisisters... He never will... That is the only way to keep the charade going.

We know.

But does Locals know that?

"Nobody from the church reported me."

No faggot, they very clearly did. The warrant application says as much.

It seems to me the strategy is to hope nobody still supporting him actually wises up and verifies anything he's saying.

Do not go to the Kiwifarms.
Do not watch Sean.
Do not watch Meme Copium.
Do not watch Andrew.
Do not watch Elissa.

Just sit in Locals, clutching your Rekieta plushie, rocking back and forth, repeatedly muttering "The 5k gift is coming... the 5k gift is coming..."

Sad.

 

[AnOminous]

That's got to be the best content these losers have ever had.

Actually even they're totally sick of it and half the superberries are "how much to get you to boot this loser?"

Maybe he went cruising and tried to suck off the wrong guy?

"I can't believe that complete QUEER slapped me when I tried to blow him!"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Maybe he went cruising and tried to suck off the wrong guy?

Are you trying to say Nick is attempting to establish Dogging, a unique British hobby, as a new trend in Minnesota?

 

[Captain Manning]

His shit's all retarded.

And he talks like a fag!

"Aaron's dick..."


See? There's that fag talk again!

 

[Maude Snew]

Say what you want about Drex, but he was actually pretty adamant about being against drug use, and drug use around children.

You actually became so degen, not even Drex wants anything to do with you anymore. Congratulations, Nick.

None of this would have happened if only they had let him take the kids to Disney.