Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Allegedly yes. He's bitching in chat that his Windows is updating because boomer nick can't figure out how to delay til next restart

If by "Windows update" you mean Nick huffed too much galaxy gas and is now too high to go on then yes

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

That gay ass Baywatch wifebeater… will SOMEONE in Kandiyohi County give him the death penalty already?

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I've never met anyone in life as unhinged as this skelly faggot. He just can't let it go. He can't let anything go. Imagine living your life like this, assisted with the aid of mommy and daddy's money. Absolute clown

 

[Strix454]

Once again, he's insisting on his physical prowess over his exboyfriend, saying that he can beat him up in the boxing ring (we all know he'd prefer the bed)

The dream. The battle of Arron's lawn is coming closer to being a reality. You have to do it Nick. If you beat up Aaron, all the wine moms will love you again and it will be just like it was in 2023. Show Aaron those martial arts moves you learned at your strip mall dojo when you were in high school.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao this fag is so fucking weak he can't even stream on his own, he's so desperate he has to cringe along streamers like coomalot.

What a weakling. What a faggot.

This dude used to be able to get six figures in viewers.

Now he dangles on the testicles of absolute losers who are lucky to get hundreds of viewers.

What a worthless homo. I'm pretty sure Nick's homosexual cocaine budget is so near zero he must be jonesing all the time.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

This is being heralded as the funniest SNL sketch in 20 years and it's basically Nick Rekieta's life story

This made me remember Cum Town did their big farewell podcast this week.
I'm sad now

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him

He says the people didn't know about the drugs (as if it wasn't blatantly obvious he was on drugs)

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I've never met anyone in life as unhinged as this skelly faggot. He just can't let it go. He can't let anything go. Imagine living your life like this, assisted with the aid of mommy and daddy's money. Absolute clown

"Finding It, Though, That's Not The Hard Part. It's Letting Go."

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick says he's "gonna stream this week, literally tomorrow"

He claims that every time he's wanted to he thought about things too hard and got sad

Claims he's might go to NYC to cover the Diddy trial

Lol sure, Nick

 

[Sneed Force One]

You can see Nick is frothing at the mouth to bitch and cry about his life, but he has to reserve himself because normal people who aren't Dabbleverse faggots who also aren't interested in the 37th discussion about Aaron's penis, are watching.

It's amusing to watch as he cuts himself off before his first syllable.

Update: He's been so obsessed with Aaron for so long he's completely out the loop in pop media discussion. He's visibly confused how to enter the conversation with a zinger. His social skills are SHOT

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Even more egregious than the Baywatch tank is the fact he thinks “Dancing in the Moonlight” was by Van Morrison.

There is so much wrong with this man.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Claims he's might go to NYC to cover the Diddy trial

Impossible. That would mean granting his wife a fleeting few days of unacceptable autonomy. She *might* develop an independent thought. Such vicious opportunities cannot be afforded by Nick.

 

[thebigdream]

I wonder why Nick picked her.

Kayla.

Nick's insane mom.

Everytime I see images of these two I get a massive fight or flight surge of adrenaline, like some kind of feral ghoul has leapt out of an alleyway holding a knife at me. I've never seen such psychotic eyes even among junkies. And to think they're trying to look sane for the camera, lord only knows what they're like in person. Imagine being the kids and seeing these freaks together at Christmas lunch, they'd be like monkeys flinging shit across the room and speaking at 3x speed. Suddenly neglectful dad doesn't seem so bad, at least he's good for a line of coke or two.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Nick soon posts so much that he'll return to streaming that soon, his soon posts will need their own soon posts to say they are coming soon

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him

He says the people didn't know about the drugs (as if it wasn't blatantly obvious he was on drugs)

Nick will convince himself of this. Remember, in his mind, he's convinced everyone in the church except the incel prudes, the he is both David and Jesus. Except better. Aaron must be destroyed because he is blaspheming David, Jesus and David-Jesus' coke whore Aprilsheba as well as Kayla Magdalene. Aaron cast the first stone by spinning "Left Hand - Yellow."

Nick is working on his Jesus return stream. "Sherman on the Mount - Me, Kayla, Kayla's Jamaican friends and my chair":

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him

Clearly those other 4 kids couldn't stand daddy's favorite got to use the bullet whenever they wanted.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick I'mNotGay Rekieta. They're talking about gay men rn (really).




Edit: Yes, @Captain Manning. Anna.. She followed that OF doppelganger-for-April chick, whose name I'm forgetting, blessedly.


Edit II: He said that none of the 4 people who reported him to the cops were from the Church. We KNOW that's not true. We have the names of JaymeLee Wright and Paula Holmen from the probable cause document. They both attend the Evangelical Covenant Christian Church of New London. Paula is head of Children's Ministries.

 

[Captain Manning]

Not to make this overtly political or anything, but Trump delivered an absolute banger of a speech the other day. Highly entertaining.

My point being Nick could have livestreamed it since he basically has no other obligations. He might have gotten at least a few shekels. He wouldn't have even had to have been that sober.

Alas, he much rather hang out with a fat pedo and complain about Aaron instead. Again. SAD!

Or, put another way:


(This is fake, and if you think otherwise you are dumb)

Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him

He says the people didn't know about the drugs (as if it wasn't blatantly obvious he was on drugs)

Sure Nick. It's not like we've all read the warrant application that says otherwise.

Nick I'm Not Gay Rekieta. They're talking about gay men rn (really).

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Is that Anna in the lower right? Fuck. I was hoping we were done with her.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I've never met anyone in life as unhinged as this skelly faggot. He just can't let it go. He can't let anything go. Imagine living your life like this, assisted with the aid of mommy and daddy's money. Absolute clown

People have stated this I am sure, but Nick, in his infinite narcissism, has somehow managed to pin all of his failures onto an external source: Aaron. This means that, in Nick's mind, if he can somehow defeat Aaron, he can "win" his life back, and everyone will love him again. I am sure he has lied to himself so much in his own head that he BELIEVES IT TO BE TRUE. This isn't a case of Nick lying to others, Nick has now passed that point and has thoroughly convinced HIMSELF of this.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

(This is fake, and if you think otherwise you are dumb)

It's only a matter of time before Alex Stein tells Trump about Nick and something like this becomes real. How can we get Grima Wormt-I mean Elon Musk to talk with Alex?