Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mondo Slight]

Imagine defending this freak because he hates someone you hate

Just glancing at the wall of text, I thought, "No way I'm reading all that". Made me realize that this situation has ceased entertaining me long ago. Thanks for helping me see the light and saving my precious time.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You know. this is the only thread I can think of where 200 pages can pass and I think "Oh, Thank God, I didnt miss much."

Im happy Nick still misses his boyfriend Aaron, Ive never seen anyone have such a hate boner for another person, they really should write about this in psychology textbooks.
Its also good to see he is still single-handedly financing No One Likes Onions, a show with one of the worst logos I have ever seen, only upstaged by an even worse host.
I do find it ironic that April is still lusting over Nick, seeing as he loves her ex-husband more than she ever did.

Lets hope this trashfire keeps on burning all the way to court, but to be honest, I don't think it needs our help.

 

[Sneed Force One]

And this was all on his buddy's birthday stream. For a guy that brags about being a super fun party animal he's a real downer. You really can't shut the fuck up about yourself and your gay life for one night?

Nick is out of his depth outside the abject losers of the Dabbleverse. If he can't complain about Aaron ruining his life, what else is there to talk about? His children's after-school activities? His contempt of fat people?

He doesn't want to cover trials (despite claiming so), he doesn't know pop culture, his comedy is rape jokes, his delivery is awful. I imagine a solo stream without endless Aaron "goo" stories would be violently boring, and he knows that too, that's why he is too "sad" to stream.

 

[East_Clintwood]

- Said he'll start streaming tomorrow but every time he intends to stream he gets "too into my feelings".

There was me foolishly thinking constantly talking about Aaron's dick was the gayest thing Nick could say.

- Plans a stream to cover a MN court case in which a car is considered a public place.

I'm assuming he's not covering this as an expert on the law (since he's a non-practicing, non-authorized lawyer), so I can only assume he's covering it as an expert on Minnesotan public spaces, such as his wife's vagina.

 

[AltisticRight]

As a body language expert, I have determined the following. If his mouth is moving, he is lying.

As a body language expert, I have determined the following. If there aren't cocks in his mouth, he's lying.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Gangly men shouldn’t wear tank tops. What are you trying to show? Those sticks?

 

[Meat Target]

Gangly men shouldn’t wear tank tops. What are you trying to show? Those sticks?

Just more proof that Nick is a homo. Tank tops are women's clothing.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Watching Meme Copium do his Rekieta stream and in one of the clips Nick is talking to Melton and porn is mentioned. Melton says watching porn is kind of cuckish since you're watching a woman get fucked but you aren't doing it and Nick explains that he believes that it's not cuckish since you have to have an emotional attachment to the woman. Meme Copium then puzzles out that this must be how Nick doesn't view himself as a cuck: he doesn't give a shit about Kayla.

Given everything that's happened and how Nick keeps talking despite Kayla being mortified by the whole situation I am forced to agree.

Meme Copium show stream:

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

What does he do during the day? Plan the trial he's making his wife go through to hurt Aaron

Meme Copium then puzzles out that this must be how Nick doesn't view himself as a cuck: he doesn't give a shit about Kayla.

I have long thought that the whole revenge porn thing, while ostensibly about punishing Aaron, is also a way to punish Kayla. Given that Nick refuses to take any personal responsibility for his own woes, I am 100% sure he blames her for everything that has happened. It was her wanting to open the marriage, it was her stupid church, it was her sister, it was her priest, it was her family, etc. It was all Kayla's fault, and poor Nick was just in the wrong place at the wrong time So no, he does not give a shit about Kayla.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Going through this entire case is much worse for Kayla than Aaron showing a picture of her to one other person.

Nick is really achieving a lot here.
What is his goal? Make Kayla off herself with a pill OD? I would say he is doing a good job.
Just keep acting like a retard for another year, one more Lolcow of the Year trophy, and she will take the way out to finally get away from the retarded faggot Skelly.

 

[Chazzed Up]

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This deserves so much mockery and analysis. I'm not in the mood, but here's a quick try.

Rekieta, your voice has ALWAYS been whiny. Voices, like height or - I dunno - penis size, cannot generally be changed, and it's fine as long as people LIKE you. Therein lies the issue.

What baffles me is how any women found him sexy to watch or listen to. His voice is literally nobody's type except another gay man. It's up there in my top 3 of 'people who I will immediately turn off a stream/video essay' next to speech impediment and barely intelligible third world accent.

Nick doesn't like to brag about being a fighter, but he is also vastly experienced. The list of martial arts he's done just keeps expanding,

Sweaty grappling with Drexel and swordfighting. Lots and lots of swordfighting.

With the addition of the tanktop he is indistinguishable from a junkie bum laying on the sidewalk next to a convenience store.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Still watching the Meme Copium stream. He has shown how much he's made talking about Nick since Nick's arrest. He says other channels have made more for their Nick streams and some have made less.

Good job Nick, you formed an entire cottage industry with your retardation. Keep it up!

 

[Lian Xing]

Still watching the Meme Copium stream. He has shown how much he's made talking about Nick since Nick's arrest. He says other channels have made more for their Nick streams and some have made less.

Good job Nick, you formed an entire cottage industry with your retardation. Keep it up!

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I don't know what's worse: the father of an 8 year old that tested positive for coke or the retards sending superberries.

 

[Captain Manning]

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This deserves so much mockery and analysis. I'm not in the mood, but here's a quick try.

Rekieta, your voice has ALWAYS been whiny. Voices, like height or - I dunno - penis size, cannot generally be changed, and it's fine as long as people LIKE you. Therein lies the issue.

It's not even his tone so much as it's a combination of his tone and the subject matter.

He keeps going on and on and on about Aaron's dick, and how Aaron ate his cum, and how horrible Aaron is. Every stream he goes on. Every time. On and on and on and on.

We get it! You are angry because your homosexual lover rejected you!

Even Melton's people are telling him to shut the fuck up.

Melton's people! Think about that! That's amazing!

When you're losing even the biggest Aaron alogs...

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

An excellent short Third World Aristocrat video:

 

[AltisticRight]

He keeps going on and on and on about Aaron's dick

Even after the two broke up, Nitrous Nick cannot take Aaron Imholte's penis out of his mouth.

How sad and defeated. Aaron Imholte owns him.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's only a matter of time before Alex Stein tells Trump about Nick and something like this becomes real. How can we get Grima Wormt-I mean Elon Musk to talk with Alex?

Many, any day now Trump will tweet #Gamergate, the blue checkmarks are gonna shit their pants.

 

[Vibralldo]

Going through this entire case is much worse for Kayla than Aaron showing a picture of her to one other person.

Nick is really achieving a lot here.
What is his goal? Make Kayla off herself with a pill OD? I would say he is doing a good job.
Just keep acting like a retard for another year, one more Lolcow of the Year trophy, and she will take the way out to finally get away from the retarded faggot Skelly.

If Nick's obsessing this hard over Aaron for "ruining his life" imagine how he's acting in private with Kayla

 

[John Andrews Stan]

An excellent short Third World Aristocrat video:

Also, he didn’t take the safe with him the day of the raid. He’s such a shameless liar. Melton and his viewers are retards for (among other things) buying what this obvious bullshit artist is selling.

 

[Swole McPole]

I have long thought that the whole revenge porn thing, while ostensibly about punishing Aaron, is also a way to punish Kayla.

How can it be anything but? To gratify Nick's lust for Aaron's cock, he's going to force her to go to testify about how the man who was banging away at her while her husband was getting pegged by his whore in the other room, shared a titty pic with one of his friends.

Her family will get to read about it. Her friends will get to read about it. Her kids will get to read about it. How in fuck's name does this do ANYTHING for Kayla besides subject her to additional humiliation?

I always used to wince when I heard about rape victims going to old school cops and they'd go on and on about 'Are you sure you really want to press these charges? Because when he gets your ass in court, he's going to claim X, Y, Z.'

Kayla could have done with one of those old school cops talking to her but instead she gets the Rock and Roll Righteous Feminist DA. Talk about a bad break.

Melton and his viewers are retards for (among other things) buying what this obvious bullshit artist is selling.

I don't believe any of them buy it for a minute. They've got a performing monkey who comes on, sends superchats and humiliates himself by talking about how the kids were nowhere near the coke when Aaron was swallowing his goo.

That's got to be the best content these losers have ever had.