Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hellblazer]

Here's another thing I haven't seen anybody else mention, and it really needs to be mentioned:

It's a safe, right?

Safes lock. That's the whole point.

Was the safe locked when the sheriff's department raided?

Because you may recall Nick was so obstinate during the warrant service that he made them bash down his front door. How improbable is it that he then willingly gave them the combination (or key) to the safe the coke was found in?

Well, when he called in to NLO the other day, he used the phrase: '... and the cops cracked open the safe.... '

Which implies that it was locked, but easily opened.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's amazing to me that Rackets still has bridges to burn. I mean I don't really know a lot about who these other people are except that one guy crashed his race car but still.

Melton doesn't count because he's a disgusting pedophile who just uses Nick for attention.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Well, when he called in to NLO the other day, he used the phrase: '... and the cops cracked open the safe.... '

Which implies that it was locked, but easily opened.

The problem is that he lies about everything. So even his natural usage of language in descriptives such as "cracked open" could be false. I think we need a body language and deception detective to analyze him at some point. His "tells" of when he's lying could be so discreet that a deep look into the way he masks them could be of useful benefit to us.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

His "tells" of when he's lying

As a body language expert, I have determined the following. If his mouth is moving, he is lying.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

As a body language expert, I have determined the following. If his mouth is moving, he is lying.

To assist my esteemed colleague, I will share my expert opinion as well. He's a faggot.

 

[Melty Butter]

Summary of the Coomalot stream with Rekieta. I'm ignoring repetitive stuff regarding Aaron, supposedly not wanting to drink now, cult leader allegations, losing weight, being drug tested 5x/week until Nov., etc. (All of which were mentioned.)

Disclaimer: I wrote this in real time while on 1.5x speed. It's not intended to be comprehensive.

- An "April from chat" (Coomalot's words) texted him (Cody) because she could not Superchat.
- Says he donned the tank top in honor of Cody.
- Says he's sorry for causing pain to his kids but that the rest was "awesome".
- Says he can be drug tested in Vegas for Hackomania if necessary; will only go for Thurs and Fri bc it's Mother's Day weekend.
- Retells the story about being on acid, naked-probably in lobby, when at the Houston Hilton (Cecil was there; his name was on the room). Something about the name on the reservation being Quincy. (I'm confused and also don't care.)
- Mentioned he has a sister-in-law (Jackie Woltjer?) who makes amazing sweets but he hates sugar-infused foods. A Popeyes has opened in Willmar and he's been eating it weekly. Cue Black people jokes.
- Says Drex is mad at him but he doesn't know what it's about.
- Explained that he's updating his computer to Windows 11.
- Discusses having his wisdom teeth removed from a "buddy" of his who is an oral surgeon; waking up mid surgery.
- Said he'll start streaming tomorrow but every time he intends to stream he gets "too into my feelings".
- Said he didn't enter his "office" for a long time after the arrest.
- Tells Cody, as Dad advice, not to talk about "smashing" Girl Scout Cookies because minors.
- Broke the glass table in the suite they shared in Vegas - something about the clamp for the camera stand.
- Jokes about nudes he's sent to Cody. (Or was it a joke?)
- Complained about wasting $6K on a motion hearing just for lawyers' fees. (Smallest violin.)
- Says that once you are a streamer, you will not be able to get a normal job due to the dedicated haters who will find you.
- Discusses divorce and how it's not worth litigating due to lawyer fees. "I hate family law".
- Plans a stream to cover a MN court case in which a car is considered a public place.
- Jokes about how he plans to "crash and burn all over again".
- Said the flu has "ravaged our house" recently
- Complained that the State takes away substances when people are going through the "worst time in their life" (as if that's a bad thing).
- Says people are stupid for acting shocked over the coke bust because it's not like he was hiding it.

General observations:
- Lots of jittering and swaying in his chair, shifting eyes. (I'm guessing it's Adderall or a variant.)
- He started by standing and then sat down at his desk.
- He was drinking a Dr. Pepper, I believe. Then reached for a water bottle behind him.
- Seemed insecure (for him). Plenty of nervous laughter. I had a moment of feeling sorry for him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Says he's sorry for causing pain to his kids

If that were true, he would not be actively exposing them to further humiliation and trauma.

Fuck this guy. His kids would be better off with him in a grave.

 

[Captain Manning]

- Says people are stupid over acting shocked over the coke bust because it's not like he was hiding it.

I mean, he's partially right. There was plenty of warning he was on drugs, so that wasn't a gigantic shock.

The shocking thing came less than a month later when his 8 year old tested positive for coke. That's what makes him irredeemable scum.

 

[Terrorist]

It's only a matter of time before Alex Stein tells Trump about Nick and something like this becomes real. How can we get Grima Wormt-I mean Elon Musk to talk with Alex?

More and more people are saying every day that Kayla Rekeita’s crotch smells very bad, VERY BAAAAD folks - and unlike SLEEPY JOE BIDEN I have appointed one of our BEST men to get to the bottom of this stinky situation. We love Mr. @Fapcop don’t we folks?

 

[Chazzed Up]

- Says people are stupid for acting shocked over the coke bust because it's not like he was hiding it.

Okay so why then exactly did he allow EVS and his other noseguards to accuse his son of being the owner of the coke? It was his own people who were sweeping and denying the coke was his.

 

[Fapcop]

More and more people are saying every day that Kayla Rekeita’s crotch smells very bad, VERY BAAAAD folks - and unlike SLEEPY JOE BIDEN I have appointed one of our BEST men to get to the bottom of this stinky situation. We love Mr. @Fapcop don’t we folks?

You can count on me Mr President!

 

[AnOminous]

Nick will convince himself of this. Remember, in his mind, he's convinced everyone in the church except the incel prudes, the he is both David and Jesus.

Nick is a homosexual liar. He is literally incapable of telling the truth about anything. He CAN'T tell the truth. Therefore, anything that comes out of his lie-hole is AUTOMATICALLY a lie.

 

[Vibralldo]

Well, when he called in to NLO the other day, he used the phrase: '... and the cops cracked open the safe.... '

Which implies that it was locked, but easily opened.

I mean he could have used "cracked open" as a deliberately vague phrase to either mean the safe was locked and required to be cracked, or it was unlocked and it's just a euphemism for opening it like you crack open a book or a beer.

That way next week when his story changes he can say he always meant that the safes were unlocked

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck this guy. His kids would be better off with him in a grave.

Only with a stake through his heart, guaranteeing this homosexual sperm vampire never rises again. Burying him at a crossroads at dawn and definitely not giving cocaine to the vampire corpse or it just wakes up and does this.

 

[200MB]

Summary of the Coomalot stream with Rekieta. I'm ignoring repetitive stuff regarding Aaron, supposedly not wanting to drink now, cult leader allegations, losing weight, being drug tested 5x/week until Nov., etc. (All of which were mentioned.)

And this was all on his buddy's birthday stream. For a guy that brags about being a super fun party animal he's a real downer. You really can't shut the fuck up about yourself and your gay life for one night?

 

[Vibralldo]

Says people are stupid for acting shocked over the coke bust because it's not like he was hiding it.

It isn't like after the cokestream he kept denying it was coke and just said he was really drunk and that it totally wasn't white powder clearly visible on his nose

And this was all on his buddy's birthday stream. For a guy that brags about being a super fun party animal he's a real downer. You really can't shut the fuck up about yourself and your gay life for one night?

He misses his gay ex too much

 

[Terrorist]

You can count on me Mr President!

They’re saying Kayla smells like an Indonesian corpse flower down there. Love Indonesia, great country by the way, but would I be able to maintain an erection in that scenario? I don’t know folks. Maybe. Maybe not. But @Fapcop likes what he likes and he knows what he likes and it’s terrific.

 

[Captain Manning]

"I can't get ahold of Drex..."

"[h]e completely misunderstands something, and is mad about it... but he won't tell me what it is."

I am pretty sure I know what it is. It concerns a certain 8 year old.

Say what you want about Drex, but he was actually pretty adamant about being against drug use, and drug use around children.

You actually became so degen, not even Drex wants anything to do with you anymore. Congratulations, Nick.

Well, when he called in to NLO the other day, he used the phrase: '... and the cops cracked open the safe.... '

Which implies that it was locked, but easily opened.

Addressed several pages back. Not in police report. Nick lies constantly.

 

[AnOminous]

And this was all on his buddy's birthday stream. For a guy that brags about being a super fun party animal he's a real downer. You really can't shut the fuck up about yourself and your gay life for one night?

This is Nick, the most gigantic homosexual in the entire world. God what a fucking queer. Even when he isn't having gay sex, he can't stop ranting about all the gay sex he has. What a fucking fag.

 

[Melty Butter]

And this was all on his buddy's birthday stream. For a guy that brags about being a super fun party animal he's a real downer. You really can't shut the fuck up about yourself and your gay life for one night?

Great point. I didn't even think about that. I don't recall him saying "Happy Birthday" a single time. He came on the stream to focus on himself: He opened with "Hi Guys... It's like some weird stuff happened this year."