Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[unwieldy_object]

You're right, I was referring primarily to aesthetic results but of course this is also the case.

It's just so petulant and clueless when that pooner is like "they know how to do it for cancer survivors, but forget how for us!!" No, you're going to a different type of surgeon for a different type of procedure, you dumbass

Quite a few women who get either partial mastectomies/lumpectomy or radical mastectomies for cancer are dissatisfied because of the aesthetics, a lot of the time the surgeon only cares about getting the cancer out and not about making it look OK and leave results that are hard to work with in the case of reconstruction.
It seems to be different in the cases where they do it for prevention, they tend to get better results.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Despite his insistence that his surgery was life-saving, necessary and a power of good in his life, Fistulissa finds himself dreaming of the little things that were taken from him.
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Spoiler: Transcript.

Pussy Stitches Georg @rejectHisDesign
the thing they don't tell you about being trapped in bed for 9 months is that you genuinely start losing your mind and it's way less fun than it sounds

Pussy Stitches Georg @rejectHisDesign
I miss the pain of working out. I miss sunburns. I miss the wrinkles in my hands from washing dishes. I miss being casually social with people I don't particularly like. I miss having sex that's just okay. I miss getting laser hair removal. I miss overcrowded trains and queues

Pussy Stitches Georg @rejectHisDesign
good god almighty I miss being a person

Pussy Stitches Georg @rejectHisDesign
if I could even do body weight exercises in my house or something that would probably mitigate my mental illness by like, half. not being able to meaningfully move my body *at all* is a kind of hell I wouldn't wish on anyone. almost anyone

Pussy Stitches Georg @rejectHisDesign
it is such a huge blessing that I can do stuff like play monster hunter in bed or whatever but my god, I don't think anyone can hate videogames like a girl for whom no other distraction from the pain works. I can't wait to quit again

Pussy Stitches Georg @rejectHisDesign
anyway I will never be a detransition grifter because I'm not a craven solipsistic piece of shit. surgery wasn't worth this outcome, but given how low the chances were, it was worth the risk

Pussy Stitches Georg @rejectHisDesign
(had a normal upbringing voice) pot odds

Credit to @soup peddler for making this chick one of my new SRS cows: last we saw of non-binary_prince, she was goin' through it. She continues, unabated, to fucking go through it. She's a metoidioplasty patient, so viewer discretion is advised.
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Spoiler: Straight up looks like a botched vaginoplasty.

Poultry in motion: enjoy this video of someone manhandling a neovagina like he's pulling apart pieces of boiled chicken. I always like the videos because it really helps illustrate how alien and horrific these procedures are.
Mundane-Winter-8935 (Dr. Min Jun; vaginoplasty)
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Spoiler: If any man manipulated my crotch like this, I'd be on the news.

But this never happens!: A pooner regrets her TCM metoidioplasty. Details about the TCM procedure janked from a Reddit post down below. Seems to be a predominantly Brazilian technique.

Spoiler: TCM Metoidioplasty info.

• Size: Depends on each case, but about 4cm larger than the original size.
• Times the surgery has been performed on trans men: 3, but it's increasing.
• The surgery is done in two stages: the first for the construction of the neophallus and scrotum, the second for the construction of the urethra using tissue from the inner cheek, placement of silicone implants (testicles), and in this stage, he also performs cosmetic work to better position everything. It is in this stage that he closes the vagina, so it is recommended to have already undergone a hysterectomy.
• Consultation price (can be online): R$1.000 ($300 USD).
• Surgery price in Salvador, Bahia: R$174 mil ($31.887 USD).
• Surgery price in São Paulo, SP: R$195.000 ($35.719 USD).
Salvador (Bahia) is cheaper because it is where the medical team resides, so expenses like travel are excluded.
Both are large states with a high frequency of foreigners, and issues related to security and other concerns about Brazil are less prominent due to the extensive infrastructure and tourism. In my opinion, there is no better or worse.
Airbnb:
-Salvador: Starting at $273 USD/month
-São Paulo: Starting at $300 USD/month
Food: Starting at $4 USD
Translator (Portuguese-English): Starting at $5/hour
• Surgeon: Dr. Ubirajara (website: https://ubirajarabarroso.com.br/cirurgia-de-redesignacao-sexual-em-homens-trans-o-que-e-requisitos-como-e-feita-pos-operatorio/).
• About the surgery with results: https://youtu.be/UluqVEh9ths?si=hp_CrWvPQ1eeIbsb

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Regret after TCM metoidioplasty​

I can only talk about this with my girlfriend and one other person who had the same surgery with the same doctor. That’s why I wanted to vent here.
Last year, I had the TCM surgery in Brazil. They did everything in one surgery. I choose to go without UL to reduce the risks. I chose this surgery because I thought it was better than the other option that I always wanted (extended method). The doctor told me things that made me feel safe, and I trusted him. But before the surgery, I had some doubts and I didn’t know why and thought that was kind of anxiety…
I wanted this surgery because I wanted more length. But now, it looks smaller and not like a penis. Before, I could penetrate my partner. Now, I cannot. My scrotum looks like a marshmallow. Maybe an implant can fix my scrotum, but I don't think my penis can be fixed. I hate my genitals. I don't know what to do. I feel hopeless. I never wanted phalloplasty, and I still don't. I feel ten times worse about my body now than before the surgery. Before the surgery, my genitals looked more masculine. I had average growth (4.5 cm).
Now, it looks neither masculine nor feminine. Another person who had this surgery is also not happy. He wanted the UL and has to have a second surgery. But he is scared because he doesn't trust the doctor.
I am very angry at myself. I did not do enough research. I trusted people too much. I made the biggest mistake of my life
Please be nice, because I am having a difficult time

A neovaginal canal so accurate, even gynecologists definitely can't tell the difference - do you think your layman's eyes could, Kiwis?
Finish-Fluffy (Drs. Bowan and Jordan; vaginoplasty)
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Spoiler: The kind of seams your grandmother would've beaten you for sewing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Quite a few women who get either partial mastectomies/lumpectomy or radical mastectomies for cancer are dissatisfied because of the aesthetics

It's also been my experience that breast cancer survivors are much less likely to take topless photos and post them online than are post-op pooners.

Of course, there are breast cancer survivors doing education/awareness/just regular attention-whoring, but breast cancer ladies did not choose this, and did not have surgery with the stated intent of being able to take their shirts off in public all the time.

A pooner regrets her TCM metoidioplasty.

Can't read this as anything other than "Traditional Chinese Medicine." Picturing some really intensely focused moxibustion cupping.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Can't read this as anything other than "Traditional Chinese Medicine." Picturing some really intensely focused moxibustion cupping.

Makes more sense than “Turner’s Classic Movies(tm) metoidioplasty”

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

enjoy this video

It’s like the doctor Frankenstein maker is making it talk lol. “Hello, how are you today?”

 

[officialnettogaming]

It’s like the doctor Frankenstein maker is making it talk lol. “Hello, how are you today?”

It's like a scrotal sock puppet - absolutely revolting.

 

[FBI-chan]

And don’t get me wrong, I know this is what I wanted, I know it’s what I worked so hard for and it is a relief that no one will rape me now

Even though I was freaking out about not being able to have vaginal sex anymore, I don’t like vaginal sex, it gives me dysphoria which this surgery was meant to relieve. Vaginal sex, to me, is icky and squishy and moist and feels like I’m being impaled while sticking my fingers down my throat; I made a big deal about having vaginal sex for the last time and I’m fine to never do it again. But I also incorporated it into almost every hookup I had because I thought I had to (my ex shamed me for liking anal sex so I felt like I was obligated to do it so people would have anal sex with me); it will be an adjustment to explain that “yes, I am trans, no I do not have a vagina, or a penis”. I don’t really mind not having a penis either as I wouldn’t know what to do with it.

She had her vagina cut out because she doesn't want to be raped, yet obviously knows what anal is.

She thinks vaginal sex is "gross and uncomfortable" yet she is fine with having her anus, LITERALLY A SMELLY SHITHOLE, WHERE POOP COMES FROM, an organ NOT MEANT TO BE PENETRATED BECAUSE IT IS PAINFUL, penetrated.

Mental illness.

 

[JohnnyG]

Fistulissa finds himself dreaming of the little things that were taken from him.

He's actually right about the "if I exercised I wouldn't be so mentally ill", and I firmly believe that at least 80% of people on SSRIs/anti-depressants could stop if they'd just get their fat asses in the gym and sweat a few times a week, but I don't understand the troons who talk about working out.

If you actually exercise, you're going to have a categorically male mental, hormonal, and physical response. So do they just want to extend their dress-up LARP to the gym ("tee-hee, I'm such a delicate girl, look how little I can lift!"), or is it some kind of "can't wait for Body by J-Lo" delusion?

 

[batteredpancakes]

Nuigi has deleted her long time post with her phallus before it got destroyed by the ED and parasites and has posted an update on her new surgery.
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second ED implantation
Hey everyone!

Last week, I had a new ED implantation. According to my surgeon, the surgery was very complicated because I had a lot of scar tissue that needed to be removed. Because of that, my risk of infection is a bit higher. Luckily, everything is healing very well—I’m now 9 days post-op, and it’s still looking good. The swelling isn’t too bad, and the hematomas are starting to go down.

I left the hospital yesterday, 8 days post-op, and my surgeon is very pleased with the healing process. I still feel some pain when I move, but that’s normal, and I don’t need any painkillers.

A bit of context: Last year, I had the ED removed due to several complications. My phallo started to shrink because of capsular fibrosis. In another surgery, they removed the fibrotic tissue and stretched everything. After that, my dick looked brand new, and I decided I wanted the ED again.

If you have any questions, let me know, and I’ll try to answer them!

She mentions her surgeon (Dr. med. Oliver Philipp Markovsky) and that fact that this ED is her third despite the title.

Spoiler: Surgeon

There was a really interesting comment by a TiF magnacartaholygrailz. She had 4 implants over a 4 year span. (she got her first one 7 years ago going by other comments).

I have had and lost 4 implants over the years (3 inflatable, 1 semi rigid). My last implant was removed 3 years ago, and I have developed a lot of scar tissue that I can tell will need to be removed before I can attempt another implant.

Can you say any more about that surgery that made your dick look brand new? Also would love to know who your surgeon was! (All of my phallo surgeries were done thru the Crane center.)

magnacartaholygrailz is interesting as she was a regular poster 8 years ago so all her posts are from that time and has only recently started to post on Reddit again. So far her only recent activity since then is an insurance question that got deleted and the above comment.

Spoiler: Her pictures from 8 years ago

From her profile overall I did find a great L from 9 years ago where a girl reached down into her underwear and laughed when she grabbed her packer.

horrible hookup experience last night (nsfw)
Hey guys,

I've never talked about my sex life on here before but I had a super shitty experience last night and don't feel like there's anywhere else I can talk about it.

Background: just got out of a 2.5 year (open) relationship this summer and since then have hooked up with a couple of people I already knew as friends ahead of time. I live in a new city now, though, so I joined OKCupid last week to try and meet some people casually. Cute girl starts messaging me pretty much right away, we flirted, exchanged #s, etc, all leading up to hanging out at like midnight last night at her place. There was no doubt we were just gonna hook up -- we were both already kinda drunk from halloween party drinking and it was basically a midnight booty call -- so when I got there we smoked a little weed, talked for a bit (mostly about trans stuff actually), and started hooking up.

Now, my dysphoria around sex plays games with my mind sometimes. Like, sometimes it's absolutely horrible and I don't like to be touched on top or bottom, and some other times I'm fine being fully naked and touched wherever. I never know what I'm gonna get on any given day/with any given partner. Last night, I was feeling like I wanted to be mostly clothed during the earlier stages/first rounds of the hookup, so for like 30-40 min (while I secretly was trying to feel out my body feelz for the day) I just explicitly made the focus about her and it was all fine.

AND THEN there was an obvious time for the focus to switch so she starts touching me and kissing my neck and whatever, but when she reaches down to grab my junk (I wear an archer packer) thru my briefs, she literally laughs out loud, in my face. She didn't mean to be malicious -- it was literally her natural reaction to grabbing it. I was so horrified I kind of forcibly rolled her off me and started getting dressed. She apologized but she was STILL laughing, and then she tried to explain it away with "sorry, all penises are just funny to me" and I was like "do you laugh when you sleep with cis men" (she's queer) and she was like "no I don't, you're right, I really didn't mean to laugh at your toy" (my toy???) AS SHE WAS STILL LAUGHING. And then I left, after 4am, stoned and embarrassed and depressed.

Has anyone ever been humiliated like this during sex before? My relationship with my ex was open so I've had my fair share of partners since coming out as trans (went to an uber queer college in MA where the dating scene was great for trans guys), and until last night I'd never had a single negative experience as far as women interacting with my body. It was so jarring and awful. I've just felt humiliated and emasculated and sad all day. Like, it's making me feel stupid/fraudulent for packing and now makes me feel like I never want to have sex with my current body again (that sounds more dramatic than I mean it to sound). It's kind of sending me into a panic pit about my future (which is a rare feeling for me). Some of this is just raw emotion that will surely dissipate, but this girl really did knock my confidence down several notches.

Any encouragement or words of advice for the future welcome. Thanks for letting me vent here. Just feeling bad today.

 

[Bloo]

neovaginal canal so accurate, even gynecologists definitely can't tell the difference - do you think your layman's eyes could, Kiwis?
Finish-Fluffy (Drs. Bowan and Jordan; vaginoplasty)
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Every time I come here I appreciate having normal looking functional genitals. Something I have always taken for granted.

 

[latter day taint 2]

Quite a few women who get either partial mastectomies/lumpectomy or radical mastectomies for cancer are dissatisfied because of the aesthetics, a lot of the time the surgeon only cares about getting the cancer out and not about making it look OK and leave results that are hard to work with in the case of reconstruction.

The current best standard of care is a team approach with an oncology surgeon and a plastic surgeon. The idea is the plastic opens and closes, the oncology dissects and removes. This allows for the plastic to close the best way possible for scarring and future reconstruction.

 

[Positron]

Can't read this as anything other than "Traditional Chinese Medicine." Picturing some really intensely focused moxibustion cupping.

It seems the term "TCM Metoidioplasty" is only ever used on Reddit. I want to know what it stand for too.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It seems the term "TCM Metoidioplasty" is only ever used on Reddit. I want to know what it stand for too.

Followed intra-Reddit links in spicy moon language until I found this article from 2022:
Hupes conduz pesquisa com técnica inovadora de cirurgia afirmativa de gênero (archive)

tl;dr it's "Total Corporal Mobilization or Total Mobilization of the Corpora Cavernosa."

This is a lay article I'm reading through a translator, but it does not explain how that's different from the average metoidioplasty. Buccal graft for the urethra; I think we had someone in this thread who wanted to be notified of those.

 

[Helvetia]

grabbed her packer.

https://transtoolshed.com/products/archer-small-soft-packer

Spoiler: penis

Archer Small Soft Packer​

Archer Small is a more compact version of New York Toy Collective's circumcised silicone packer Archer. Archer Small is nearly 75% percent of the size of Archer.

Archer Small has been designed for people with smaller builds, or for trans youth for whom an adult size small packer might still be too large. Many parents of trans youth are searching for products for their young folks, and this product may help.

In the photo, Archer Small is shown next to a penny for scale. Available colors are (from left to right in photo): cashew, caramel, hazelnut, and chocolate. Plus now also available in teal and midnight purple!

The total length of the entire packer is just under 4 inches. Shaft length is about 3 inches. Width of balls at widest point is 1.75". Circumcised.

Please note: Due to the intimate nature of our products, all sales are final. If you are unsure if this size is right, please check the measurements against a ruler, and note the comparison of this item to the size of a penny, as shown in photo.


Archer packers are circumcised, whereas "Pierre" ones aren't. How delightful.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

But we are the mean bigots for having the prescience to not want legal sex changes precisely because of things like this.

I want Pooners to get sent to Men's Prisons. They absolutely deserve it.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

https://transtoolshed.com/products/archer-small-soft-packer

Spoiler: penis

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Archer Small Soft Packer​

Archer Small is a more compact version of New York Toy Collective's circumcised silicone packer Archer. Archer Small is nearly 75% percent of the size of Archer.

Archer Small has been designed for people with smaller builds, or for trans youth for whom an adult size small packer might still be too large. Many parents of trans youth are searching for products for their young folks, and this product may help.

In the photo, Archer Small is shown next to a penny for scale. Available colors are (from left to right in photo): cashew, caramel, hazelnut, and chocolate. Plus now also available in teal and midnight purple!

The total length of the entire packer is just under 4 inches. Shaft length is about 3 inches. Width of balls at widest point is 1.75". Circumcised.

Please note: Due to the intimate nature of our products, all sales are final. If you are unsure if this size is right, please check the measurements against a ruler, and note the comparison of this item to the size of a penny, as shown in photo.


Archer packers are circumcised, whereas "Pierre" ones aren't. How delightful.

Why wouldn’t laughter be an absolutely normal response to someone wearing one of these?

 

[FBI-chan]

If you actually exercise, you're going to have a categorically male mental, hormonal, and physical response. So do they just want to extend their dress-up LARP to the gym ("tee-hee, I'm such a delicate girl, look how little I can lift!"), or is it some kind of "can't wait for Body by J-Lo" delusion?

Troons who hit the gym often cope by calling themselves "buff muscle mommy lesbian tops," but in reality they look no different from any other male. Troon delusions are so strong that they don't even see reality in the mirror. A massive hulking troon man WILL see himself as a big tiddy lesbian mommy milkers.

 

[Positron]

Archer Small Soft Packer​

Too expensive for a gag gift. A knockoff on Temu for $4, perhaps?

 

[JohnnyG]

talked for a bit (mostly about trans stuff actually), and started hooking up.
my dysphoria around sex plays games with my mind
I never know what I'm gonna get on any given day/with any given partner.
I was feeling like I wanted to be mostly clothed (while I secretly was trying to feel out my body feelz for the day)
I was so horrified I kind of forcibly rolled her off me and started getting dressed.
she was like "no I don't, you're right, I really didn't mean to laugh at your toy" (my toy???) AS SHE WAS STILL LAUGHING.
And then I left, after 4am, stoned and embarrassed and depressed.
It was so jarring and awful. I've just felt humiliated and emasculated and sad all day.
(that sounds more dramatic than I mean it to sound).
It's kind of sending me into a panic pit about my future (which is a rare feeling for me).
Some of this is just raw emotion that will surely dissipate, but this girl really did knock my confidence down several notches.

I'm trying to imagine any heterosexual male whose mind works this way. I know Reddit is a hugbox, and that these nutjobs surround themselves with other delusional troons and "affirming" types...

But do they really not have a single person in their lives to observe that their hysterical, emotional reactions to minor slights, and eleventeen paragraphs of dramatic over-analyzation, are much more characteristic of a neurotic woman than a heckin' valid masculine dood-bro?

 

[Paper Machete]

for trans youth for whom an adult size small packer might still be too large. Many parents of trans youth are searching for products for their young folks

GULAG NOW!!!