Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The livestream with Casey and Becky was a huge nothing burger that made all the grifters a lot of money. Blah blah Becky is "dissASSociating" blah blah Casey is a tranny. I don't care. And this isn't pressuring Amber at all, in fact it's probably driving more viewers to her channel. Just when I thought Gorlworld couldn't stoop any lower.

The only update anyone needs is this: Yes Amber is still fatly being fat and yes, her exes are still desperate to make a free dime off her. Surprise surprise.
 
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Eskimoto said:
Her fat is migrating south rapidly. When the kankles finally fully enclose the foot, will she make little suction cup popping noises when she walks? Love that for her ASMR.
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Good lord that imagery just reminded me of Chance Carmichael and his "fat pad". They're so past morbidly obese that the fat on their bodies distributes itself into distortions, in this case, like little vacuums or suction cups. If Amber had a penis she would probably have a fat pad too.

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The cardigan is such a "cosy fit," but it literally doesn't go past her shelf ass.

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The way the cardigan fits on her reminds me of those cropped shrug-type cardigans that were popular in the 2000s/y2k era. At her size, I suppose all cardigans fit that way.
 

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It is kinda funny and reassuring how there is always pronoun sperging when Casey or whatever is brought up. I find it wholly irrelevant tbh, a retard is a retard no matter how you refer to them as. Anyway...
Janai said:
Lets still link the media and add an archive! It makes it easier on the eyes

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okay eta cause I'm currently watching halfway(?) through the video. This woman for maybe two years now has been wearing a 4x(XXXXL) and just did a haul of her buying almost all 6x(XXXXXXL) clothes so she is getting big. She wore 6x when she was her highest. Also her showing the underwear is def for the feeders.
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Also starting weight watchers and there is no weigh in in this video, so this is blatant clickbait. She said we will get a weigh in nxt video
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Thank you. Fucking lmao at this title. Cheers to whomever correctly called that we'd get a weight watchers arc next.

February 25th, Fatty is still fat, and no one would have sex with her. We see her put on makeup. Thanks the viewers for her support and adresses rumors about her faking covid. Tells us she made a big purchase last night, which her bank flagged as fraud. Wines about phone anxiedee as she needs to call customer service.

Is about to start her livestream, which I will skip summarily. Torrid haul time. @Janai and others have already, shown picture of this cardigan. Disaster strikes, Amber knocked over a LEGO as she took off the tarp. Spaghetti strap tee with a snake on it (Hm, I mentioned Scottie a few posts back, spaghetti straps is another thing she's obsessed with in that self fic), black t-shirt with the word "tragic" on it, checkered sweater, pink sweater with "Why are you so obsessed with me" printed on it, accidentally bought a second tragic sirt, a dress, a bunch of underwear which all look fucking ridiculous (though the nude one looks more like a mental hazard).

February 26th. We are in the closet. Her therapy books arrived, says she'll share some of the pages with us (I foresee more manipulation and cringe). Blabs on for a while about how speshul her BeePeeDee is. Tries to make us think she's gonna take some accuntability for the shit she's done in the past. Starts a new LEGO, one of her car. Shows us another building LEGO she completed.

Next scene she's on her couch, and the way she starts with "We need to talk" already let's me know we're about to be hit with some superimposed fatty bullshit. Blabs about mentuls and how she turned to food (shocker). Says she hasn't cared about weight loss enough (try "at all"). Announces she will start out weight watchers and admits that she did this a billion times. Also acknowledges the retarded excuses she's used before. Says she'll do it properly this time, which includes actually following the program and doing weekly weigh ins.

But you know how this is all bullshit? She hits us with the classic "I can't change overnight." Already an excuse before it's begun. You had... shit, isn't it almost two decades worth of nights by now? Anyway, point being, she's had enough time.

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Imagine being so much of a failure that you can't even find new things to fail at. One more round of successless Weight Watchers I suppose.

ETA: @w4vy_gr4vy Well excuse you, did you forget about the blue (?) polka dot bra from way back when? That poor garment had to endure a lot too.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Anyone who unironically uses the phrase 'my truth' should be sent over the Niagara Falls without a barrel.
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When someone unironically says "my truth," all I hear is "I'm about to lie to you and I will rage if you call me out on my bullshit."

I don't know a single decent, trustworthy person who says "my truth" unless it's to mock the POS people who say it unironically. lol.
 
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Hot CILF in your area said:
Blabs on for a while about how speshul her BeePeeDee is. Tries to make us think she's gonna take some accuntability for the shit she's done in the past.
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Who does she think she is going to convince with this shit, again? Is this just her go-to nontent now because she has nothing else to say or do? Or is this directed at her exes for sympathy in hopes they would shut up about her?

Hot CILF in your area said:
Blabs about mentuls and how she turned to food (shocker). Says she hasn't cared about weight loss enough (try "at all").
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Wow nobody knew this either! Lol

For somebody who claims to have had so much therapy over a long period of time she still wants people to also believe that she never actually picked up any healthy coping mechanisms to deal with real life. I almost think she is just trying to convince herself at this point. Why won't she just admit she doesn't give a fuck about any of this at all? She could just be a full time paid feedee but her ego won't allow her to drop the "I'm a normal person"/ "I'm an influencer" larp, so we're stuck with the same exact "vlog" on loop, forever. This is what going to hell must be like.
 
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