Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Not according to that sweater.
This made me notice that book right next to her. "Alex + Ada". I did a quick cursory google to see what Amber's tastes in tomes happens to be. This is a story about how some man fails an engagement so his grandmother gives him a robot slave. I wonder how this translates to her real life? Failed relationship then gets a slave handed to them by a family member.
The story focuses on Alex, a lonely guy in his 20s who is still struggling with the fallout from his failed engagement. One year for his birthday, his grandmother, who is a free-wheeling, liberated, and funny woman, buys him a robot companion to get him out of his funk. He names her Ada, and she will obey any and all of his wishes.
And to give you an idea on the difficulty of this reading. Here's a cool screen capture of one of the pages. Even her entertainment is boring. Oh yeah, it's a graphic novel.
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The famous YouTubers she watches. Trisha, Shane, h3h3, etc. If she lives where her idols live, surely she will have a life just like theirs. She thinks she is a skinny valley girl deep down. That is the only reason why she wants to live in California. She claims "her heart" is there because she grew up there, but she grew up far from LA, in a trailer park, in her single wide trailer. She may end up in California, not in LA. She will probably leave this world the same way she entered it, living in a single wide trailer.

Ngl, the California comment was hilarious to me. Just picture it with me for a moment; Amber looking down on everyone from pillow mountain, slowly fusing to her blood soaked mattress, thinking to herself as she scrolls the farms— "Oh, if only I was my true skinny self. I would be in California right now, and you all would be sorry."

LMFAO
 
Ngl, the California comment was hilarious to me. Just picture it with me for a moment; Amber looking down on everyone from pillow mountain, slowly fusing to her blood soaked mattress, thinking to herself as she scrolls the farms— "Oh, if only I was my true skinny self. I would be in California right now, and you all would be sorry."

LMFAO
I completely missed another detail regarding Amber's delusional speak during the California reveal. She repeatedly mentions that her current weight is not her "real weight", and that her true weight is her being skinny. She has such a distorted view on reality.

Amber has more in common than Casey than we thought. From her logic, she's transweight! She doesn't think her current self-inflicted condition of being deathly morbidly obese is her rull-body. Her true self is being a skinny sexy gorl in California.
 
I think it's funny to see people in the thread throw a fit when someone uses Casey's preferred pronouns.
Ain't it? You could be posting a really funny recap or giving some insightful information but you use a preferred pronoun and someone starts shitting themselves over the course of several paragraphs and a mashed in caps lock key. It's funny.

Anyways, that stream was so boring even Jordy noped out for a while. They better start dropping Big Al ruining lore or else the tea is gonna get icky cold and fast.
 
I actually would like that sweater if it came in human sizes. But I thought she was trying to get away from the granny clothes? (I know her options are limited)

And idk why she wants to live in California except as someone kind of weird status thing. It's not as if she'd be waddling along the beaches or going anywhere interesting. It'd just be the same boring content shes been doing for a decade.
 
More than likely some people just don't believe in pronouns and just prefer reality. It's like being forced to fuck Amber just because some people might want to fuck her . Just cause they are ok with it really doesn't mean everyone has to be.
The persecution complex here is hilarious. No one is making you be "ok" with it. No one here is even telling you to use the proper pronouns. Nowhere in my posts do I even allude to that. I have never felt the need to point out to others on pronoun usage. My choosing to refer to people is my business, just like others refer to Amber with different nicknames. No one is beholden to using these nicknames. I don't care about what others do. Most of us are here to make fun of Amber. Meanwhile, you and the others are the one going out of your way to derail discussion and try to "correct" others and getting angry, lashing out by throwing dumb reacts like it's going to do something :story:

I provided a summary. Some autist(s) decided to go out of their way to rage about the pronoun usage. Please tell me who is imposing ideas onto others.
 
More than likely some people just don't believe in pronouns and just prefer reality. It's like being forced to fuck Amber just because some people might want to fuck her . Just cause they are ok with it really doesn't mean everyone has to be.

Like Amber said before: It's not a fetishist. It's a preference. So can we please stop shitting up the thread with this stupid nonsense and remember what brought us together in the first place?

The skinny California gorl trapped in a 600lb body that has ASMR and tottally real Beepeedee. Please?
 
The persecution complex here is hilarious. No one is making you be "ok" with it. No one here is even telling you to use the proper pronouns. Nowhere in my posts do I even allude to that. I have never felt the need to point out to others on pronoun usage. My choosing to refer to people is my business, just like others refer to Amber with different nicknames. No one is beholden to using these nicknames. I don't care about what others do. Most of us are here to make fun of Amber. Meanwhile, you and the others are the one going out of your way to derail discussion and try to "correct" others and getting angry, lashing out by throwing dumb reacts like it's going to do something :story:

I provided a summary. Some autist(s) decided to go out of their way to rage about the pronoun usage. Please tell me who is imposing ideas onto others.
My only point is that the last time I checked KF isn't here to be woke and it's generally a place that has in your face reality. But it's kind of weird you have turned it into drama. Calm down.
 
The “closing” of the cardigan is a feeder thing, I’m guaranteeing it.
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In every other “try on” video where she shows off giant swathes of fabric marketed as “cardigans”, she shoves her hands in the pockets and holds it away from her as she rotates around. “See, it fits me, and it fits me loosely! So flowy!”
The fact that she a) admitted the cardigan is a 6X and b) showed that it doesn’t properly close around her screams feeder fodder.
This is great! Amber has finally chosen the path of least resistance as predicted, and will continue to commit suicide by sodium. Love that for you, gorl!
 
Lets still link the media and add an archive! It makes it easier on the eyes



okay eta cause I'm currently watching halfway(?) through the video. This woman for maybe two years now has been wearing a 4x(XXXXL) and just did a haul of her buying almost all 6x(XXXXXXL) clothes so she is getting big. She wore 6x when she was her highest. Also her showing the underwear is def for the feeders.

Also starting weight watchers and there is no weigh in in this video, so this is blatant clickbait. She said we will get a weigh in nxt video
This bitch has never suffered a moment in her life
 
This is great! Amber has finally chosen the path of least resistance as predicted, and will continue to commit suicide by sodium. Love that for you, gorl!
Amber and Chantal laaayg dragging chins to chins over who can hurple over the finish line and get to that great big buffet in the sky first in the great deathfat race. Kinda interesting how they both have taken this path at exactly the same time. Chins now soliciting feeder videos on paypal, and pookie soft launching the "mook bongs" again with all the eye fucking and body checking.
 
Amber and Chantal laaayg dragging chins to chins over who can hurple over the finish line and get to that great big buffet in the sky first in the great deathfat race. Kinda interesting how they both have taken this path at exactly the same time. Chins now soliciting feeder videos on paypal, and pookie soft launching the "mook bongs" again with all the eye fucking and body checking.
'Hurple' is an excellent word for this that I was not familiar with!
 
Amber and Chantal laaayg dragging chins to chins over who can hurple over the finish line and get to that great big buffet in the sky first in the great deathfat race. Kinda interesting how they both have taken this path at exactly the same time. Chins now soliciting feeder videos on paypal, and pookie soft launching the "mook bongs" again with all the eye fucking and body checking.
I hate to say it, but I think Amber may outlive Chantal if not for the fact that she is so filled with spite that it would be the only thing sustaining her decaying body and enlarged heart (besides the slop she eats everyday). A deathfat version of Ashley Isaacs, if you will. Both have severe mommy issues and victim woe is me complexes.
 
No one here is even telling you to use the proper pronouns. Nowhere in my posts do I even allude to that. I have never felt the need to point out to others on pronoun usage. My choosing to refer to people is my business, just like others refer to Amber with different nicknames. No one is beholden to using these nicknames. I don't care about what others do

Yet here you are moralizing over everyone here about pronouns and trying to justify it as anti-Amber behavior lol

I would rather not be on Amber's level when it comes to being petty and resorting to transphobic behaviours.

sperging over something so minute such as pronouns is very Amber-like behaviour... get over it

If you don't like getting shit from people that live in reality and criticize self-deluded behavior maybe don't give them shit either. If you don't like it, don't read it. Isn't that what you told everyone else to do? This "I can criticize you but you can't criticize me" is retarded for any subject let alone a brand new made up "oppression" like transphobia.

Give me all the hats.
 
When the subreddits were taken down some redditors went to hate discords and holy fuck. The amount of complaining they do because they have no where to shit talk alr while also complaining kf is "scary" and "bad vibes" is crazy. You dumb fucks aren't better than the farms. All these newly converted ambabies thinking they are better than kf because there's racists and bigots here. LMAO selective ethics. Shitting on someone you deem worse than you doesn't make you a good person. Toddler logic for retards.

Lol, redditors. How exactly is it possible to laugh at the expense of fat retards on the internet, but wokely? I want to know how they decide who is acceptable to make fun of. After all Amber has trauma from existing in a marginalized body (ie, lol fat), mental health condishuns, food addiction, is physically disabled (ie, again lol fat), LGBT, a cancer survivor, and now might have "long covid"! That's a lot of oppression points, so what, Amber is fair game because she's not black? Goes to show you how phony these people are, because for all they shit on the Farms, the only real difference is we don't bother paying lip service to woke crap and if you want you can say nigger here.

Search the thread, or the friends of AmberLynn thread, it's been covered for both her and Krystal. It's because white trash garbage people for Casey and Krystal needing a babysitter.

I got the impression Krystle wasn't much worse of a sped than Hamber is, but the 'tism made her a social outcast (or she had social anxiety/social avoidance) and her parents were just so happy Krystle had a close friend (possibly for the first time ever) that they were perfectly okay with sweetening the deal a bit for Amber by throwing a little money at her. Hamber's sob stories about aboose and foster care probably didn't hurt, either. The specific $1400 figure also always had me wondering if Hamber wasn't just essentially bullying Krystle's disability check out of her, though.

Lists all her aftereffects of covid, which include shit stamina.

Is she saying she can't walk a mile anymore? :story: I always found that Hamber lie amusing because the bitch can't stand long enough to shower or walk an aisle at Target without both sides of her fat ass dangling over the sides of a courtesy scooter, yet expects us to believe she can waddle for one consecutive mile on those laygs and does so all the time, she just hasn't filmed it because she doesn't want to. Shit, now we'll never get to see it since that damned long covid robbed her of the ability. Well, everybody knows the best thing to do when you notice your stamina has decreased is to sumo drop your ass onto the sofa and never get up unless you absolutely can't avoid it.

What bills did these two accumulate that Amber would need 6000 dollars plus the money from the livestreams? I think I remember Amber demanding 6 dollars from Becky after the breakup for half the Netflix.

I actually believe Hamber took Becky's money. Not because she needed it, just because she is a mean spirited bitch and didn't want Becky to have it. If they needed money that badly it's not like they couldn't have used their shared brain cell to figure out some way of addressing this before letting bills go unpaid long enough for debt to accumulate (hint: it involves the fact that one of them was an able-bodied adult with no income kept home to take verbal abuse and perform on-call fass fud runs).

I'm sure there are people who document all of ALR's shit that are the equivalent of Christorians, but a proper term hasn't been coined yet.

Amberologist flows nicely.

Amber would tell him, "You'll NEVER be a father", and would constantly put him down when he even entertained the idea of being trans. Anything to do with being trans, Amber would shut down.

. This tracks with her previous fat-hating behaviours and comments she had previously demonstrated.

You know what they say about stopped clocks..
 
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