Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

05:45 - Redemption Song
12:49 - Imagine
21:08 - Blowin' In The Wind (Take 1)
27:58 - Blowin' In The Wind (Take 2)
33:07 - Revolution
38:21 - Don’t Dream It’s Over
46:57 - Take Me Home, Country Roads
Such fancy guitars yet he plays some of the most milquetoast douchebag-at-party-with-a-guitar songs there is . They're the kind of songs played by posers who learned guitar because they just couldn't seem to find pussy any other way. Makes sense.
 
Such fancy guitars yet he plays some of the most milquetoast douchebag-at-party-with-a-guitar songs there is . They're the kind of songs played by posers who learned guitar because they just couldn't seem to find pussy any other way. Makes sense.

Say "Knopfler" and he poops. Don't ever say "Knopfler." Or "Bettencourt."
 
33:07 - Revolution
The Beatles song "Revolution" has from the beginning suffered from misaimed fandom, where self-styled revolutionaries have adopted it as an anthem. The lyrics are clearly mocking the trend of naive and foolish "revolution" advocates. I would be unsurprised if Dave and Sarah also failed to grasp this.
 
UPDATE: If I were an owner of an establishment I would pay Dave not to publicly promote my place. I really wonder if Dave has any actually "Queer" friends? Or does he just go after low hanging fruit like liberal white women and college students?
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Why is it important to mention that young children are at this place? I went to the op and that person was just looking for places that weren't 21+ to hang out for spring break.
 
The Beatles song "Revolution" has from the beginning suffered from misaimed fandom, where self-styled revolutionaries have adopted it as an anthem. The lyrics are clearly mocking the trend of naive and foolish "revolution" advocates. I would be unsurprised if Dave and Sarah also failed to grasp this.
It’s not as if it’s subtle either. I mean, even a level 3 autistic Rainman could understand the ”If you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao/Ain’t gonna make it with anyone anyhow”-bit.

Summer of 2020 I found myself humming it repeatedly. Good Terrible times.
 
"That is required for me to hang out."

What an entitled narcicisstic shit stain.

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The customer reviews for Cafe Berlin are a fun read - too many to harvest here. There are some strong positives - "best place for brunch" and long lines of people waiting to get in - but among the frequently cited negatives are poor service and filth.

Poor service is attributed to anti-work philosophy, devotion to texting, and chatting at length with friends seated in servers' sections. Wrong food served and cold food served attributed to absent staff, inattentive staff, and resentful staff.

Waitress's armpit hair, servers' dirty fingernails, host's stringy ponytail, hippies, hipsters, discriminating against people waiting to be seated in favor of seating friends, and staff deliberately antagonizing customers all come up in reviews spread across many years.

The cafe doesn't keep to posted hours, turning back customers because they've decided to close early or not opening at all so that staff can attend one protest or another.

A perfect haunt for DaveTheShe.
 
The customer reviews for Cafe Berlin are a fun read - too many to harvest here. There are some strong positives - "best place for brunch" and long lines of people waiting to get in - but among the frequently cited negatives are poor service and filth.

Poor service is attributed to anti-work philosophy, devotion to texting, and chatting at length with friends seated in servers' sections. Wrong food served and cold food served attributed to absent staff, inattentive staff, and resentful staff.

Waitress's armpit hair, servers' dirty fingernails, host's stringy ponytail, hippies, hipsters, discriminating against people waiting to be seated in favor of seating friends, and staff deliberately antagonizing customers all come up in reviews spread across many years.

The cafe doesn't keep to posted hours, turning back customers because they've decided to close early or not opening at all so that staff can attend one protest or another.

A perfect haunt for DaveTheShe.
It sounds like they should hire him.
 
The customer reviews for Cafe Berlin are a fun read - too many to harvest here. There are some strong positives - "best place for brunch" and long lines of people waiting to get in - but among the frequently cited negatives are poor service and filth.

Poor service is attributed to anti-work philosophy, devotion to texting, and chatting at length with friends seated in servers' sections. Wrong food served and cold food served attributed to absent staff, inattentive staff, and resentful staff.

Waitress's armpit hair, servers' dirty fingernails, host's stringy ponytail, hippies, hipsters, discriminating against people waiting to be seated in favor of seating friends, and staff deliberately antagonizing customers all come up in reviews spread across many years.

The cafe doesn't keep to posted hours, turning back customers because they've decided to close early or not opening at all so that staff can attend one protest or another.

A perfect haunt for DaveTheShe.
Cafe B is for libtards. The only reason to go there is the occasional performance. Like a few other cafes in Como, it mutates into a bar at night. The drinks are overpriced.

There is a separate, and distinct, non-collegiate other-half to Columbia Missouri, populated by Yuppieites. The kinds of people that attend the True False Film Festival, and go to the Toasty Goat or Uprise Bakery, and sip lattes while reading their books about white guilt, purchased from the Peace Nook. Dave is a tapeworm wriggling in this underground.

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David can often be seen here, on the walkway from the circle on the north end of the quadrangle leading out onto the west sidewalk on 9th street. Inexplicably, this is where the Wendy's is.

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From Google Street View. The view has changed somewhat since the Google Car last drove through.
He "walks his cat" here, or whatever the fuck.

I will attempt to attend the court proceedings in May. No promises.
 
Breakfast for people who can't get their arses out of bed at a reasonable hour tells me that I'd really not enjoy this.
Not all of us are hungry first thing in the morning. It also is an early lunch for very early risers. Your bigoted view of brunch makes you literally Hitler.
It's also great for alcoholics and since alcoholism is a disease that makes brunch-criticism ableist.
 
Is there that little to do in Missouri that multiple people will go to a bar to watch three talent vacuums play "Blowin' in the Wind" twice in a row because they can't get it right the first time? I used to play coffee shop covers sets now and again but at least I'd try to choose interesting songs or do something different with standards. The only worse thing than listening to "Imagine" is listening to people play it exactly how John Lennon played it but worse.
 
Damn I guess old Davey and Sarah have more in common than I thought.

Besides the eventual murder investigation they both suck at playing the guitar. maybe that's one if the reasons they hang out. they can both play pretend at being real musicians.

Y'know, I think you're onto something. Isn't that the crux of the handmaiden complex? Hey, I'm better at being a girl than he is - makes for a change - so I can condescend endlessly to his idiotic daydreams.

With Dave, there's a double payoff. Laughably bad attempt at transing + laughably bad guitar player.

She likes having an Igorian companion who will never cause her to feel insecure.
 
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