Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[WeeGee]

Stay away from him!

Nah, I just want him to come here and play.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Stay away from him!

Why? So that we don't catch onto the fact you and him are one and the same?

Kinda late for that.

 

[The Grimace]

@DarthChaos

I saw Bart Simpson at a grocery store in Springfield yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Eat my shorts.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Butterfingers in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually, saying “don't have a cow, man” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Quijibo69]

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@SolidMario come hither

He's not here but he's totally not him friend is.

 

[DarthChaos]

@SolidMario come hither, our son!

Get away from him. He lost everything he had once. With me at his side, we're not gonna let it happen again.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Stay away from me!

Is that what Bart says in your fantasies? Damn man, you can't even get laid inside your own head.

 

[DarthChaos]

@DarthChaos

I saw Bart Simpson at a grocery store in Springfield yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Eat my shorts.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Butterfingers in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually, saying “don't have a cow, man” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Don't use that try and tempt me.

 

[WeeGee]

Why? So that we don't catch onto the fact you and him are one and the same?

Kinda late for that.

Exactly, @DarthChaos you don't look badass trying to "protect" one of your other personalities.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Don't use that try and tempt me.

This makes me wish I had the horrifying rating as well as some mind bleach

 

[HY 140]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Bart so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Bart every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Bart is love" I say; “Bart is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Bart
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Bart
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Don't have a cow man.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Yellow hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Bart
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Bart
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bart
>He Moans in a mighty moan as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Bart looks him straight in the eyes and says “Eat my shorts.”
>Bart leaves through my window
>Bart is love. Bart is life.

 

[Zach_Kun]

Get away from him. He lost everything he had once. With me at his side, we're not gonna let it happen again.

Aw. You love eachother (and bart) thats sweet

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

@DarthChaos when are you gonna marry @SolidMario ?

 

[DarthChaos]

@DarthChaos when are you gonna marry @SolidMario ?

We're not gay lovers!

 

[Coldgrip]

No

stop lying.

The only person lying here is you. We know you're @SolidMario, there's no denying it. Just like we know you have an unhealthy obsession with Bart Simpson. Now, remember that conversation we had the other day? I was trying to help you, I was being nice because I think you need to come to grips with your sickness. Admit the truth, that you have a sexual attraction to Bart Simpson. It's the first step to getting better.

 

[DarthChaos]

Aw. You love eachother (and bart) thats sweet

I meant that as a friend. Now step away!

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Bart so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Bart every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Bart is love" I say; “Bart is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Bart
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Bart
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Don't have a cow man.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Yellow hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Bart
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Bart
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bart
>He Moans in a mighty moan as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Bart looks him straight in the eyes and says “Eat my shorts.”
>Bart leaves through my window
>Bart is love. Bart is life.

That's the shittiest creepypasta ever made.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

We're not gay lovers! We're married!

 

[WeeGee]

We're not gay lovers!

You're right, cause two personalities in the same brain can be gay lovers.

 

[DarthChaos]

You're right, cause two personalities in the same brain can be gay lovers.

Shut up you fucking cunt.

We're not married either.

 

[WeeGee]

Shut up you fucking cunt.

You know it's true. All of it.

 

[HY 140]

That's the shittiest creepypasta ever made.

thats a copypasta you fuck