DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Leech]

At this point Tres P(i call him that) could come to dsp house, break the front door, fuck and raw dog Fat Khet in front of Dsp while calls him a cuck and all Dsp would reply with would be: "Hahahaha ppp is just being a funny guy"

DSP has no feelings for his wife, he wouldn't care and instead sit in his room to play with legos.

 

[Mature Adult]

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Don’t feel so well guise

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/we-have-to-talk-about-you-faggots-not-being-able-to-figure-out-thumbnails.113862/

 

[Johnny Doxville]

You guys are timing too small w.r.t gamba streams

I wanna see motel streams, that would be kino

"Now gais we need to hit the goal so I can pay for tomorrow night and use the pool for swim with the king"

 

[Balr0g]

You guys are timing too small w.r.t gamba streams

I wanna see motel streams, that would be kino

"Now gais we need to hit the goal so I can pay for tomorrow night and use the pool for swim with the king"

Take the rainbow for actually believing that Phil can swim

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/we-have-to-talk-about-you-faggots-not-being-able-to-figure-out-thumbnails.113862/

Why is it always iToddlers? The iPhone was a mistake, Apple should've stuck with 8-bit microcomputers.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Don’t feel so well guise

 

[GameratePTSD]

At this point Tres P(i call him that) could come to dsp house, break the front door, fuck and raw dog Fat Khet in front of Dsp while calls him a cuck and all Dsp would reply with would be: "Hahahaha ppp is just being a funny guy"

I think so many sneakdissers and detractors have poked Phil over how Surfer's ex (that's what I call him) cracks jokes at Phil and Khet's expense that if Phil turns on him it means the trolls win and he can't let that happen. It's just razzing guys.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I can’t believe he’s sticking with this goofy cope that it’s detractors that threatened lex lol, he has a whole story for it. We were all so board because it was his day off so we decided to create the drama….okay weirdo

Ah yes, the classic "I know nothing about this person, but I heard someone say something bad about them so I am allowed to shit on them" excuse. Meanwhile, if you dislike Phil based on detractor content you are a moooraahnn

Shit is seriously so weird, like he hears from other people that she is making fun of him and that activates something in his brain that he’s allowed to do whatever before confirming it himself or seeing if she said anything that bad

It’s like some sort of bi polar defense system in what’s left of his head, it’s just like when people used memes during the yakuza rant and he just flipped out about it. He gets a sniff of someone doing something negative to him and he immediately reacts like a retarded child

 

[Yung Dalph]

Shit is seriously so weird, like he hears from other people that she is making fun of him and that activates something in his brain that he’s allowed to do whatever before confirming it himself or seeing if she said anything that bad

The best thing about this is knowing exactly what his response would be like if someone did this exact same thing to him instead

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

When it comes to depressing DSP songs you can't go wrong with this sadboi kino

 

[Eekum Bokum]

For real?

Pretty sure thats an early boss and you beat him at 20 or 30.

In his DLC ragequit rant stream he mentioned that by the time he reached Ebriates he was still learning the basics. For those who don't know Ebriates is the secret super boss of Bloodborne's main game and at earliest you can fight her at around 65% of the way through the game, a point where most if not all players have already mastered the basic mechanics of the game.

 

[dent_whisperer]

It's weird how easily he can lift his legs up, and how far.

He's got a lot of practice from the private Bad Dragon reviews he does for Darziak.

PhilSmokesCrack is going to be a reality soon

The catalytic converter theft stream is gonna be fucking wild. With any luck he hits jack holding up the car by accident and drops it on his chest.

 

[neger psykolog]

I know it doesn't happen, but it's very funny to imagine a random wrestling fan clicking on this show expecting wrestling discussion and getting 90 minutes of the younger fat host telling the 45 year old melting man host that he is concerned about his future and asking why he is calling women sluts online.

Tbh if I removed the khantext of triple P and DSP that sort of sounds exactly like how I'd expect all wrestling podcasts to sound.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

[Edit: pocket posted by mistake before finishing]

That Grill Phil was probably the most interesting one yet. It is always fun seeing Phil try to explain away why he’s not a hypocrite when confronted with irrefutable evidence to the contrary, and was also amusing to see PPP drop a Khet joke directly on him, which Phil tries to brush off.

I am legitimately excited at the prospect of ALT directly confronting Phil. If he entertained the soft offer I think he could do really well. Hopefully he knows how to frame a narrative and get Phil to give funny contradictory responses. He should be able to generally anticipate what answer he’ll get, so it should be a slam dunk really.

I am also less sure about the position that PPP is snaking Phil. Clearly he’s gaslit him a couple times and is fucking with him, but in a weird way PPP does think it is a net positive for Phil. His speech at the end of the segment felt really sincere to me. I think PPP knows what would actually be best (Phil getting offline and getting some other work) will literally never happen. He also knows that the only content involving Phil that is compelling is drama. So pushing Phil into it / starting it himself in a backwards way isn’t a snaking; it’s legitimately an attempt to help Phil stay relevant.

It was also very funny to listen to Phil cope about the Lex / ICS drama in general. PPP did a good job forcing the issue imo

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

J_Strip is a Kino Casino major paypig. Some KC tourists confirmed that he's a long time kc guy even though he barely chats. Just looking at his kc chat logs, the guy has a ton of KC badges.

Some of those tourists sound like Ryan

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/we-have-to-talk-about-you-faggots-not-being-able-to-figure-out-thumbnails.113862/

Appreciate it

 

[johnkimble123]

Like everything he does, Phillip has sucked any enjoyment out of grill phill for me. I find us as unwatchable as his streams.

Without some spice, some harder pressing or an endgame in mind it just descends into the old ‘I am smart and the entire world is dumb’ routine.
At best it shows him as a hypocrite, which we all knew.

Except the old routine is worse because he feels extra smug and validated as he’s found someone to sit and listen to his mad ramblings.

PPP really tryin to get to him but Phil will not get help or change, or literally anything else.

Could tell him just to focus on playing videogames more and the next day he will shoves a new random non-videogame-playin related thing in your fuckin face that involves not playin videogames and try and grift off that. Then onto the next nonvideogameplaying thing and so on.

Mother fucker just can't do anything right. Just play the videogames bad, we laugh at how bad you are at the games and not the other personal related shit about you, and dents will contribute to you still. Why was this so hard for him to stick too?

Going to be honest (wtf I'm talking like Phil now), I don't think he's capable of feeling shame. That is one thing that Kino unlocked, that he has no rock bottom. He will do anything for the combination of $$$ and acceptance. Looking back, and I think Phil even said it, if Keem had framed the whole $50k Lolcowlive pitch as Phil being the enlightened host, Phil would have bought it 100%. Because it was all about making Phil look bad, Phil said no. Whereas with PPP, I will give him credit, he knew what to say to Phil to let him clown him to his face without leaving.

Between constantly lying and having to ask for money to be successful, Phil is just a homeless crack whore sitting in a room, sorry studio, full of RGBs, fiending for his net hit, which in his case is just money he equates to being accepted for the loser he is.

 

[dent_whisperer]

^ On TBS a couple weeks ago the UFO guy said PPP was the perfect person to troll Phil over a long period of time due to his background. I kind of assumed that means working with specials needs style individuals or training in psychology of some kind.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

lol that's an insult to Piper Niven if anything Khet is closer dimensionally to Nia Jax.

She's not like most girls
She sits on her ass playing Skyrim
While her husband begs and drinks gin

Lucky for her

 

[Yung Dalph]

I am legitimately excited at the prospect of ALT directly confronting Phil.

Look at this guy being excited at the prospect of DarkSydePhil being confronted. He will never admit defeat, let alone to a well known and prominent alog of his. Maybe he will know he is felted, he will deeply understand he has lost, but will never admit it.

We've seen a billion times what happens. Deny, deflect, accuse detractors. Every time. You can have Jesus Christ himself confront him and that would still be the outcome.

The best confrontation with Phil is someone calling him a faggot and telling him to kill himself until he leaves the call.