Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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I found this.
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I'm not sure if I ever posted it here. If I did, Destiny swallowed it.

Fat retard with 50+ BMI who suffered several strokes that nearly (should have) killed him, Pfizer to blame.
It's year 2025 and Scalfatty is still seething about the vax, which his Orange daddy supported.
 
I wanna see Jack's megachurch get audited since they're tax exempt, but fatty wouldn't like that
Yes he would. He loves it when people are miserable.

That’s what they get for not hiring Tammy and Quarolyn / JCC / GIVE ME ACCOUNTING LLC to cook their books.




So why did GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD smite this fat faggot down with four strokes and cripple him?
Because it’s funny.

God has a great sense of humor. (Remember, God gave us Terry Davis so that he could use temple os to read the farms)
 

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Those horrifying stills of Jack and Tammy sitting in cars, sticking their tongues out into slime and debris make them seem like a white trash couple who drive around doing deviant, sexual shit with roadkill. They're some fucking nasty, nasty people to think anyone wants to see that shit in a restaurant menu item review video; and may as well be Jhonen Vasquez caricatures of fast food consumers.

 
A fat, lazy, sugar addicted retard who has had 4 strokes is the last person who should make a heart stop joke and rage against "BIG PHARMA" when big pharma is the one keeping his fat, ungrateful ass alive
You're expecting sense from that stroked out faggot?

So why did GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD smite this fat faggot down with four strokes and cripple him?
It's because Gawd was using him as a messenger to show the power of faith.

I mean he's practically just like Job at this point.
 
Jack's twatter is public again for anyone who cares
Twatter version doesn't have the echo and is in glorious scalfatty HD:

I'm not sure Jack's mushbrain can handle tranime-induced visual and sensory overload. How long do you think it'll be until he ends up down the ecchi/hentai rabbit hole? If he keeps watching this shit perhaps we really will get a tranny arc before stroke #6 moves him to lolcows of history :story:
 

I've actually made this 'wet wet sauce'. Its fine as it's a chili oil variation. It's not really a 'sauce'; its too oily to be one. It's completely useless as a marinade. Also lol @ using extra virgin olive oil (ancient chinee secret) for this, but given this is GREAT VALUE brand, I don't think it's that virgin.


“Recipie Down below””

Recipie not Down below . Again.
 
Jack's twatter is public again for anyone who cares

Twatter version doesn't have the echo and is in glorious scalfatty HD:
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I'm not sure Jack's mushbrain can handle tranime-induced visual and sensory overload. How long do you think it'll be until he ends up down the ecchi/hentai rabbit hole? If he keeps watching this shit perhaps we really will get a tranny arc before stroke #6 moves him to lolcows of history :story:
If it wouldn't be lolcow tipping, it would be funny if someone convinced him that bible black was a wholesome christian anime

I've actually made this 'wet wet sauce'. Its fine as it's a chili oil variation. It's not really a 'sauce'; its too oily to be one. It's completely useless as a marinade. Also lol @ using extra virgin olive oil (ancient chinee secret) for this, but given this is GREAT VALUE brand, I don't think it's that virgin.
"amish month was fun I had a blast planning it, scheduling all of the recipes and everything" so as basically everyone assumed, it was Fatty giggling and pretending he had a real channel to do something with.

Wait... he claims sesame seeds that he doesn't cook with, but owns a bottle.. "get stuck in people" that have to go to the hospital for some bullshit? seriously? as if whatever it is with sesame seeds couldn't also be cause by anything the fuck else like I don't know... chili seeds?
 
Jack's new video has dropped, and he's so stupid, it hurts. He says *he* chooses to not cook w/ sesame seeds, bc they get stuck inside, it's really painful when that happens, and ppl end up in the ER bc of that. So, if *you* want to cook w/ sesame seeds (you know, bc your satanic desires for pleasure consume you), then that's your choice.... He seems to imply that you get diverticulitis by eating things like sesame seeds.

First of all, he's never mentioned having diverticulitis, and even if he did have it, the myth that ppl w/ that condition shouldn't eat nuts and seeds was debunked years ago. In fact, it's now known that high fiber foods like seeds are actually beneficial for diverticulitis, which is a condition caused by inflammation which causes things to not move through efficiently. Now Jack has an outrageous fiber deficit, I'm sure, but, that's beside the point.

How can someone be so dumb about blowing past every medical warning and proven information that exists, and yet pick up random completely false conspiracy theories about health? He's so misguided, it actually makes me angry, but also just has me rubbing my hands together waiting for his eventual demise. Will he, on his death bed, think that maybe--but maybe--he got it all so, incredibly wrong? Probably....not.
 

I've actually made this 'wet wet sauce'. Its fine as it's a chili oil variation. It's not really a 'sauce'; its too oily to be one. It's completely useless as a marinade. Also lol @ using extra virgin olive oil (ancient chinee secret) for this, but given this is GREAT VALUE brand, I don't think it's that virgin.

 
How can someone be so dumb about blowing past every medical warning and proven information that exists, and yet pick up random completely false conspiracy theories about health? He's so misguided, it actually makes me angry, but also just has me rubbing my hands together waiting for his eventual demise. Will he, on his death bed, think that maybe--but maybe--he got it all so, incredibly wrong? Probably....not.

People like Jack don't do research to find facts, but already have an endpoint in mind and find support for it while discarding the opposite.
 
I love how dense with fail every single video Jack produces is. We could go on and on about how it took him seven minutes just to combine various (obviously complementary) oils; how he erroneously called his olive oil neutral (assuming it was extra virgin, which most of us Americans tend to have on hand); how he cubed his fucking ginger instead of mincing it, how he dirtied like 10 containers just to make something this simple, etc.

But I love the quieter mega fail of every single ingredient he used being absolutely brand new. Unopened. Filled to the brim. ... If your vinegars and oils aren't kinda crusty and half-gone (hey, and even a little dusty) because they languished in the back of your fridge or pantry since the last time you used them, you're a filthy dandruff-covered casual.
 
he claims sesame seeds that he doesn't cook with, but owns a bottle.. "get stuck in people" that have to go to the hospital for some bullshit? seriously? as if whatever it is with sesame seeds couldn't also be cause by anything the fuck else like I don't know... chili seeds?

I enjoyed Jack's implication that sesame seeds sent his asshole to the hospital with diverticulitis the last time he ate them (which is a god damned lie). Knowing that he's nonetheless eager to punish his necrotic, paralyzed intestines with something almost guaranteed to do so (in the form of dousing his condiment meal with chili flakes) almost gets my hopes up that our next update from the fat man will be made from the ER.

Does anyone remember when Eddie Van Halen nearly killed himself coating his intestines in cayenne pepper and maple syrup, just because it was a diet fad he'd heard about after "curing" his own cancer (spoiler: he died from the cancer)? Maybe we'll get something like that with Jack, except he ends up needing to have forty four lbs of undigested meat and five feet of colon removed, blaming WOKE sesame seeds the entire time.

How can someone be so dumb about blowing past every medical warning and proven information that exists, and yet pick up random completely false conspiracy theories about health?

The random, completely false conspiracy theories about health are presented to Jack in a way that makes him think they were his own idea. Jack has a child's ODD when it comes to doctors and other buzzkill authority figures telling him what he should and shouldn't eat. The man is all obstinance and zero willpower or self-control.
 
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Jack loves the new Zachary Levi autism movie

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Fun Fact: In this movie, the parent also abuses their kid because he has a tardrage after being given the wrong meds and the first instinct is to throw the kid into a mental asylum. No wonder Jack "I strangle my son" Scalfani can relate
 
Jack loves the new Zachary Levi autism movie

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Fun Fact: In this movie, the parent also abuses their kid because he has a tardrage after being given the wrong meds and the first instinct is to throw the kid into a mental asylum. No wonder Jack "I strangle my son" Scalfani can relate
I'm glad he's out there watching these movies to protect us from evil. One must always be sure to read reviews for warnings of unsafe content.
 
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