Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

souschef said:
He's so bad at playing videogames. The algorithm showed me another channel playing this demo and the guy was miles better at it than Cyraxx.

The only thing he does well is making us laugh
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He was playing one of my favorite games a few weeks back, one of the Dirt series.

The game features a 10 second rewind power up that you can use 5 times per race. He never once used it. Even when it would have fixed his shit line and actually given him a pve win he just did it use it.

Ever.
 
GoGoNoJo said:
Interesting to note that at 7:43 Chance says that he hopes WGH will "die like Marty" and makes reference to the latter's overdose. Has the goblin finally accepted Marty's death, or will he go back to claiming that he's the mastermind behind everything?
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He might still alternate between the two as the years drag on.
 
Regarding the whole Pc topic:

His pc will probably start to decline in the coming months, more so if he starts playing games above what his pc can handle. Doesnt help that he probably doesnt do routine scans and clean the pc since a dirty pc can even cripple 3k pc's. Also i dont think he sees the pc requirements of games and just assumes his rig can just run them. Also theres probably a chance that he watches porn and/or goes to very dodgy sites for "free" stuff. I dont think hes even aware that windows defender is a thing. That said, considering he will be playing more games on pc now, the pc will probably be more stressed out for all the shit he runs simultaneously, add to that if he decides to run something like MH:Wilds(no chance hes a broke ass). Its gonna be interesting to see how he will raxxout when his pc inevitably dies.
 
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Does anyone know one know what his diet is, people always say he eats hot pockets, but what does he eat, Does he have breakfast, lunch and dinner? Or does he go through the days and nights eating werid times?
 
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cugel said:
Does anyone know one know what his diet is, people always say he eats hot pockets, but what does he eat, Does he have breakfast, lunch and dinner? Or does he go through the days and nights eating werid times?
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Look at him! His physique and skin tells all about his diet. Yeah, he just eat slop, junk food and sodas. Probably at room temp so his teeth won't hurt. Sometimes you can see a plate of less junky food, like sausages and peas, and an ocasional roach or fly lading on it.
 
I mean he seems not to care about food, so its weird. His mind seems to be only wired for getting off, like how he used to jerk off to marty when he was mad. As human he seems to have zero interest in food.
 
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souschef said:
Look at him! His physique and skin tells all about his diet. Yeah, he just eat slop, junk food and sodas. Probably at room temp so his teeth won't hurt. Sometimes you can see a plate of less junky food, like sausages and peas, and an ocasional roach or fly lading on it.
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Nigger exclusively eats bugs 100%
 
These past few days have been full of Goblin L's. He lost his channel with almost 2K subscribers, he lost his wife and son, he lost his Xbox, he lost the copyright to his new song, he lost his Facebook account and now he lost yet another channel...

I wish Marty was alive, the Raxxout would have been fantastic.

The scabs situation will only get worse from now on.


Look how proudly he shows off his Goon Cave!

 
Most Wanted Banana said:
These past few days have been full of Goblin L's. He lost his channel with almost 2K subscribers, he lost his wife and son, he lost his Xbox, he lost the copyright to his new song, he lost his Facebook account and now he lost yet another channel...

I wish Marty was alive, the Raxxout would have been fantastic.

The scabs situation will only get worse from now on.


Look how proudly he shows off his Goon Cave!

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He thinks all of this is winning i just wanna know what loosing would look like to him
Like those scabs are gonna become craters soon because he’s gonna be skull scratching to the extreme
 
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cugel said:
Does anyone know one know what his diet is, people always say he eats hot pockets, but what does he eat, Does he have breakfast, lunch and dinner? Or does he go through the days and nights eating werid times?
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His ex-gf Jassmine was actually a good insight into this, and she explained that Sally makes full plate for him, at every mealtime, and he just... Eats it very slowly (because of his teeth), or he doesn't eat at all (he stops eating when he's stressed out).
 
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anliteralidiot said:
His ex-gf Jassmine was actually a good insight into this, and she explained that Sally makes full plate for him, at every mealtime, and he just... Eats it very slowly (because of his teeth), or he doesn't eat at all (he stops eating when he's stressed out).
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At this point it may just be cheaper for them to rip them all out and feed him shakes
 
anliteralidiot said:
His ex-gf Jassmine was actually a good insight into this, and she explained that Sally makes full plate for him, at every mealtime, and he just... Eats it very slowly (because of his teeth), or he doesn't eat at all (he stops eating when he's stressed out).
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My moms around the same age of Sally. I can't imagine having mom to make a plate for me. I cook all her food according to what she can or can't eat (old people have sensitive stomaches and what not)

Chance is an awful son
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Regarding the whole Pc topic:

His pc will probably start to decline in the coming months, more so if he starts playing games above what his pc can handle. Doesnt help that he probably doesnt do routine scans and clean the pc since a dirty pc can even cripple 3k pc's. Also i dont think he sees the pc requirements of games and just assumes his rig can just run them. Also theres probably a chance that he watches porn and/or goes to very dodgy sites for "free" stuff. I dont think hes even aware that windows defender is a thing. That said, considering he will be playing more games on pc now, the pc will probably be more stressed out for all the shit he runs simultaneously, add to that if he decides to run something like MH:Wilds(no chance hes a broke ass). Its gonna be interesting to see how he will raxxout when his pc inevitably dies.
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You know his ass leaves it on 24/7. He is afraid of losing the "free v-bucks hack" and porn tabs
 
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