DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

He probably never wanted to work in an office or whatever again.

i mean i dont blame him for that. that shit is soul destroying

 

[Free Jasper]

So Phil is now stuck in a routine of:

-Drama happens during the week
-PPP grills/mocks him for it
-Phil refuses to accept his faults and pretends PPP is just razzing him

...

How is this any fucking different from Lolcow Live? The only difference is that he did not get 50k and that he's PPP pet retard instead of Keem.

DSP is an absolute moron to refuse Keem.

Something about last night really dealt a blow to my interest in DSP and I can’t exactly say why. I think you may have nailed it though.

Is this the future? Trying to rehabilitate someone who refuses over and over who refuses to be helped? Great. Really looking forward to these livestreams from Phillip walking around the block.

What was this bullshit vision PPP has got where all the detractors ‘hash it out’ with Phillip and we all get past it?

Also PPP thinks Phillip should do more drama. Great. We’ve seen how exciting that is. Piggy is so great at smack talk.

The Holy Grail is ALT on a stream with Phillip, but it would just go the same way as the PPP one. Just lies and changing the truth, and shifting of blame onto everyone else. So I’m not even sure that would be much of an event (as ALT himself has admitted it wouldn’t be).

Mix all that up with the incredibly gay ‘I know you love me and want the best for me, despite what I’ve seen with my own eyes’ tone from Phillip and we’re a long way from a tard raging at games.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I can’t believe he’s sticking with this goofy cope that it’s detractors that threatened lex lol, he has a whole story for it. We were all so board because it was his day off so we decided to create the drama….okay weirdo


Shit is seriously so weird, like he hears from other people that she is making fun of him and that activates something in his brain that he’s allowed to do whatever before confirming it himself or seeing if she said anything that bad

It’s like some sort of bi polar defense system in what’s left of his head, it’s just like when people used memes during the yakuza rant and he just flipped out about it. He gets a sniff of someone doing something negative to him and he immediately reacts like a retarded child

I mean its obviously bullshit.
He continues to not mention her by name as well to make some sort of point? But reality is its to keep up this narrative that he does not CARE at all and is totally NOT mad or angry at the slightest. NO IDEA about the drama that he can't even remember the name. Do you get it!? Like when he called WWE Champion "some mobile game" instead of saying the name when you know that he knows what it's called

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

FWIW, ALT has said that he will not chase an interview with DSP but depending on the situation will not turn it down because he knows it would be a big deal “professionally,” which I understood to mean viewership, profile, and of course money.

 

[Very Honest Content]

• "I have no problems with women actually. Women do bad things to me actually"
• (In response to the Incel Manifesto): "That is my position and I am entitled to it"
• Phil won't apologise for calling Lex a slut unless she apologises

Khet? Is gone...Phil deserves women teabagging his social corpse. He knows he owes Lex an apology, but, narc ego injury.

At this point Tres P(i call him that) could come to dsp house, break the front door, fuck and raw dog Fat Khet in front of Dsp while calls him a cuck and all Dsp would reply with would be: "Hahahaha ppp is just being a funny guy"

Asston will wear Khet's panties, may even need to hem them in, then attempt to distract Phil from a sweatyman.jpg and succeed.

 

[Jerbear89]

FWIW, ALT has said that he will not chase an interview with DSP but depending on the situation will not turn it down because he knows it would be a big deal “professionally,” which I understood to mean viewership, profile, and of course money.

DSP would never do interview with ATL DSP is too much of a baby back bitch to do it

 

[Twrx]

Phil is a lot of things and coward is near the top of the list.

 

[dent_whisperer]

- I'm upset because Iron Chef Cuckai advertises her in my chat. Imagine if you go to a restaurant and people there are talking about another restaurant. People would want to go eat there.

Put out a good product and it wouldn't matter if people brought up other restaurants in yours. You guys ever watching the American version of Kitchen Nightmares, Phil is quite literally the streaming version of Sebastien's.

 

[Corpun]

Anyone else get really annoyed when 'raised Catholic' Burnell justifies his rampant ebgging by saying "Ask and you shall recieve."

How the fuck do you pull a fucking Bible verse to justify begging? Only Phil Burnell could.

 

[Coke Zero]

Has anyone actually cross referenced the chatlogs to see if what phil claims ICS said about Lex in his chat actually happened? Phil claims he learned everything he knows about Lex and that she "does aerobics for money" from what ICS said in his chat. It would be interesting to go back and see what ICS actually said.

Also it's still a ridiculous cope to say you know nothing about this girl, but still managed to have an enormous meltdown about her, when for all you know ICS could have made her up. If Phil's version of the story was correct, he has no way to even know if she exists or not in the first place, he never verified anything about her for himself.

 

[dent_whisperer]

@Neger Who is this detractor that was making music that thought Phil was based and red pilled and it took the way he went after Lex for it to dawn on him that Phil isn't?

 

[Free Jasper]

Not that it’s at all comparable to a streamer, but I’m fairly sure you can stand in the queue at Subway (especially if you’re a regular) and say to the guy next to you “Hey, I tried Joes sandwich shop down the street last week and it was pretty good.” They’re not going to stop everything, march from behind the counter, humiliate you in front of the other customers and ban you.

Unlike Phils chat, Subway isn’t North Korea.

 

[neger psykolog]

Took a look at Socialblade and what the hell happened here?

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Did he delete some videos or is he going deeper into the slump? I mean Jesus Christ this is getting more and more pathetic. And only DSP's business actually makes more revenue the less people watch

Views on his newly uploaded videos are atrocious generally (unless he gets involved with drama). Besides that he spread out his khantent between 2-3 channels.

Maybe he just got deranked in da algorithm once again?

 

[PieceofShet]

Maybe he just got deranked in da algorithm once again?

He already LITERALLY NEVER SHOWS UP when I watch a lot of tractor content. Where else to go derank from here?

 

[Comma]

Huge pitty-harvesting segment today. Summary:

• Unrelated to Khet, the streams, drama or content creators
• It's something personal that "no one knows about"
• Doesn't want to say what it is and doesn't want talk about it (yet he still does, of course)
• Hopes it doesn't affect the stream

Clip:

Reminds me of high school and MSN Messenger, where girls would have something like "My life SUCKS right now!! It's so unfair!!" in their name, and when you asked what's wrong, you get the reply "Don't want to talk about it ".

Anyway, he also banned LARPer The Lucky Gremlin for the umpteenth time:

EDIT: banned on Kick as well:

EDIT: the LARPer just became a Member on the Raw Phil re-stream channel and gifted 50 Memberships:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNU_8YItolnrGQjgvVeNzHA

Dude's spelling is utter shit, like a true denthead.

 

[Pargon]

Huge pitty-harvesting segment today. Summary:

• Unrelated to Khet, the streams, drama or content creators
• It's something personal that "no one knows about"
• Doesn't want to say what it is and doesn't want talk about it (yet he still does, of course)
• Hopes it doesn't affect the stream

Clip:
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Reminds me of high school and MSN Messenger, where girls would have something like "My life SUCKS right now!! It's so unfair!!" in their name, and when you asked what's wrong, you get the reply "Don't want to talk about it ".

Anyway, he also banned LARPer The Lucky Gremlin for the umpteenth time:

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Huh. First time I’ve ever wished someone got cancer.

Cmonnnnnn prostate, gimme dat chikken dinnerrrrrrrrrr

 

[johnkimble123]

Huge pitty-harvesting segment today. Summary:

• Unrelated to Khet, the streams, drama or content creators
• It's something personal that "no one knows about"
• Doesn't want to say what it is and doesn't want talk about it (yet he still does, of course)
• Hopes it doesn't affect the stream

Clip:
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Reminds me of high school and MSN Messenger, where girls would have something like "My life SUCKS right now!! It's so unfair!!" in their name, and when you asked what's wrong, you get the reply "Don't want to talk about it ".

Anyway, he also banned LARPer The Lucky Gremlin for the umpteenth time:

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Good luck banning Sarah Barclay or the other LARPers from other streams (Cheetah Man is a RTU fan) who do the same. Heck, his whole Kick chat is sneak disses that likely go over his head.

 

[lupinthethird]

Finally, vague-begging

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Anyway, he also banned LARPer The Lucky Gremlin for the umpteenth time:

“You’re rotten.”
Jesus Christ

 

[shekelshoah666]

I feel like every time he gets grilled by PPP or has some sort of meltdown on a stream recently the next day he is doing this "something is happening IRL I can't talk about it pity me please" stuff just shit or get off the pot already.

I'm waiting for the big tax begathon due to the extra ~40k he got from KC last year compared to what he was on pace for that is gonna be a fun one.