DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I don't know anymore. With what people have been saying about alcoholism and muscle atrophy and his lack of exercise, perhaps his lack of muscles is what let's him move his legs in such unnatural ways?
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So dsp has already reached the Lego stream tier. That means that in the future there may be:
1. Model kit streams
2. Gambling streams
3. Walking around his neighborhood streams
4.(Super Rare) Gamer Party stream

Also food for thought but he spends more time doing things with his dents than with his actual wife. Cant blame him though, i too would avoid that fat whale of a person if i was him. Also i believe there hasnt been any recent pictures of them together, when was the last time they took a picture together?
Bro, bro please, bro, build and paint a single ad mech or csm 40k kit, bro please its good khantent, bro i swear youll get khantributions.
 
Grill Phil time. Heres the "I watched it so you didn't have to":
  • First topic is the type of Pizza he ate at his "pizza party"...
    • PPP is pressing him about his claim that there's no italian places in WA.
      • "Do you think it's sad at 42 years old for you to have a pizza party for yourelf online?"
      • "No, at least I'm sharing it with someone [online]"
    • "The viewers seemed to like it"

  • IronCuckCuckai
    • Phil knows nothing about it, and he doesn't know why he's on the front page
    • He knows nothing about Lex or who she is, ICS went into his chat and started shilling her the entire stream
      • It's like walking into a subway with a coupon for Jimmy John's
  • Lex
    • Phil called her a slut because ICS said in his chat that she does aerobics on stream in a very provocative manner
    • He's accusing Lex of being bisexual so simps think they have a chance with her
      • "ICS is a simp, and this woman is a simp herder, I don't need simps derailing my shit, I'm above that shit"
    • The LEGO competition rant from earlier today was directed at Lex
      • He can't pla music because every day he gets 500+ claims to mute or block his videos
      • Royalty free means you sacrifice your right to use it and they can mute or block it whenever they want
    • He's comparing the death threats with his detractors, absolving himself of all responsibility
    • "I have no problems with women actually. Women do bad things to me actually"
    • (In response to the Incel Manifesto): "That is my position and I am entitled to it"
    • Phil won't apologise for calling Lex a slut unless she apologises for all the stuff she said on stream.
  • Detractor cope
    • The death threats (presumably) was because of the vortex that hyperfixates on him
    • He thinks he handled the Joon documentary perfectly
    • Shoutouts Doody and That Being Said
    • Phil couldn't name a reasonable detractor he could talk with, PPP shout ALT out as a level headed guy who knows the lore. Methinks he might be trying to set up a discussion between him and ALT
    • He's STILL salty about Toby Turner running ads on his channel
    • Lots and lots of cope. PPP called his content slop, and said he squandered the opportunity that they gave him on the Casino
    • PPP's concerned about Phil's future just doing the same shit at 70, says he doesn't want to see Phil doing BO6 pizza parties in his 50s
    • There was a lot of heavy cope near the end about him not being able to do different things successfully. Honestly, the idea that PPP is doing this all to save Phil from a lonely, painful death is much sadder than it being an elaorate troll.
Lots of actually decent advice from PPP, but Phil rebutes it as usual. If anything, it highlights that he never has (or will) change.

Sandwich shop analogy count: 4
 
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Grill Phil time. Heres the "I watched it so you didn't have to"
  • First topic is the type of Pizza he ate at his "pizza party"...
    • PPP is pressing him about his claim that there's no italian places in WA.
      • "Do you think it's sad at 42 years old for you to have a pizza party for yourelf online?"
      • "No, at least I'm sharing it with someone [online]"
    • "The viewers seemed to like it"

  • IronCuckCuckai/Lex
    • Phil knows nothing about it, and he doesn't know why he's on the front page
    • He knows nothing about Lex or who she is, ICS went into his chat and started shilling her the entire stream
      • It's like walking into a subway with a coupon for Jimmy John's
    • Phil called her a slut because ICS said in his chat that she does aerobics on stream in a very provocative manner
    • He's accusing Lex of being bisexual so simps think they have a chance with her
    • "ICS is a simp, and this woman is a simp herder, I don't need simps derailing my shit, I'm above that shit"
    • Every day he gets 500+ claims to mute or block his videos
    • Royalty free means you sacrifice your right to use it and they can mute or block it whenever they want

No wonder Phil doesn't wear his jeans on stream: They're constantly on fire.
 
"ICS is a simp, and this woman is a simp herder, I don't need simps derailing my shit, I'm above that shit"
Yeah because people like Derish, thatanonymouse, KGhaleon and countless others (including that retard from 2 days ago who dislocated his shoulder by doing retard wrestling moves in his lounge room and then tried to slit his wrists with a box cutter while eating pizza and playing Duke Nuken 64) are totally not simps.
 
ONCE AGAIN, it is IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to watch this Grill Phil segment and NOT think Phil is a petty, sexist, stubborn, self-righteous piece of absolute shit. Just like with the Stuttering Craig interview (this is a bad cope, bro) and the Truthseekers interview, all he is doing is making himself look worse than ever before.

"If you knew nothing about Lex, then why did you call her a slut?"

"Because of what chat was telling me about her."

"But you condemn your detractors and accuse them of doing that exact same thing to you. So doesn't that make you a hypocrite?"

"That's different."

BRUH.
 
ONCE AGAIN, it is IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to watch this Grill Phil segment and NOT think Phil is a petty, sexist, stubborn, self-righteous piece of absolute shit. Just like with the Stuttering Craig interview (this is a bad cope, bro) and the Truthseekers interview, all he is doing is making himself look worse than ever before.

"If you knew nothing about Lex, then why did you call her a slut?"

"Because of what chat was telling me about her."

"But you condemn your detractors and accuse them of doing that exact same thing to you. So doesn't that make you a hypocrite?"

"That's different."

BRUH.
rules for thee but not for me REEE
 
Like everything he does, Phillip has sucked any enjoyment out of grill phill for me. I find us as unwatchable as his streams.

Without some spice, some harder pressing or an endgame in mind it just descends into the old ‘I am smart and the entire world is dumb’ routine.
At best it shows him as a hypocrite, which we all knew.

Except the old routine is worse because he feels extra smug and validated as he’s found someone to sit and listen to his mad ramblings.
 
PPP really tryin to get to him but Phil will not get help or change, or literally anything else.

Could tell him just to focus on playing videogames more and the next day he will shoves a new random non-videogame-playin related thing in your fuckin face that involves not playin videogames and try and grift off that. Then onto the next nonvideogameplaying thing and so on.

Mother fucker just can't do anything right. Just play the videogames bad, we laugh at how bad you are at the games and not the other personal related shit about you, and dents will contribute to you still. Why was this so hard for him to stick too?
 
Phil couldn't name a reasonable detractor he could talk with, PPP shout ALT out as a level headed guy who knows the lore. Methinks he might be trying to set up a discussion between him and ALT
I was already curious if ALT and PPP have had any conversations behind the scenes, as I believe PPP name-dropped him last Smark Guys, but now I'm really suspecting they've spoken at least once.

Thought Phil was gonna kick PPP from the call no less than 5 times with how hard he was pressing him tonight
 
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