🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 341 92.9%

  • Total voters
    367
Piggertits has started to SHOUT into the VOID on X.
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FAUX OUTRAGE from the PIG that doesn't give a SHIT about his own children.
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MORE FAUX OUTRAGE from PIGGERTITS gets 52 LIKES on his 95k followers account.
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POLITICAL SCIENCE EXPERT weighing in on the TRUMP speech.
From the bastion of moral purity that once told a victim of child molestation he was a faggot for not fighting off his molester
 
Piggertits has started to SHOUT into the VOID on X.
Is he trying to emulate Trump? These sound like things he would say (including praising his own speech).
Ralph is now quote tweeting himself on a second account he pays a premium for, then switching back to his main to retweet the retweeted tweet.
This makes me feel the same way as that person who spent years posting by themselves on a Buffy fan forum. Pity mixed with a concerned curiosity.
 
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Sad and pathetic doesn't even begin to describe this tweet. What is stopping Faith from contacting Piggertits 1 hour before his supervised visit with the sad news that Xander is ill and has to cancel both visits? What's he going to do about it, call the cops?
 
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Sad and pathetic doesn't even begin to describe this tweet. What is stopping Faith from contacting Piggertits 1 hour before his supervised visit with the sad news that Xander is ill and has to cancel both visits? What's he going to do about it, call the cops?
Faith doesn't have the spine or brain cells to rub together to make that happen.
 
What is stopping Faith from contacting Piggertits 1 hour before his supervised visit with the sad news that Xander is ill and has to cancel both visits? What's he going to do about it, call the cops?
Nothing, but the visits are court mandated as part of the custody agreement they arrived at. Which means Faith has to provide medical documentation that Xander was actually sick/reschedule the visit. If it happens repeatedly or if the visits aren't rescheduled, then Ralph is within his rights to seek legal action. He's already milking the "THEY WON'T LET ME SEE MUH KEEEEEEEEDZ!" angle with his women-hating audience, it'd be really stupid of Faith to give him any more ammunition.

Likewise, if Ralph shows up drunk or on drugs, Faith can also take legal measures for her and Xander's safety.
 
Hmm seems like he’s just using his son for emotional leverage with his fans after he missed his goal
I think he's just signalling to the child bride that he expects the visit to proceed as usual, despite him doing a public victory lap over the ruination of her family.
 
He had the arduous task of downloading 5 pirated copies of Elden Ring because he's a broke irrelevant piggy just to die repeatedly at the tutorial.

Truly an embarrassment. His "gaming" starts with finding working pirated copies. I hope he gets a ransomware next time.
If only he would have just pirated the Harry Potter game for his horse....
 
Sorry if not the correct thread. Ralph did a Xitter space where he hid in an airport bathroom to avoid the temptations. Adolwulf and imaginary birbs also featured:

Free Johnny Somali & Jail Grace Thorp


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Did you know that Piggertits is sober after going to rehab?
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And have you heard the good news that Piggertits is sober after going to rehab?
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Unfortunately the rehab didn't cure his serious case of negrolatry.
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He dreams of sucking KILLSTREAM ALUMNUS COCK
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Did you know that the abomination with three tits and an anus where his bellybutton should be lost a few pounds?
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Sorry if not the correct thread. Ralph did a Xitter space where he hid in an airport bathroom to avoid the temptations. Adolwulf and imaginary birbs also featured:

Free Johnny Somali & Jail Grace Thorp

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If .ogg don't work click the link, no account required to listen to Twatter spaces. Can also download them using yt-dlp.
Timestamps:
0:30 Ralph purchased a Yankees hat, says he couldn't stop himself despite not even being a Yankees fan. Quickly tries to sound cool by making it more of his "subliminal messaging"
2:10 Ralph finds a secluded spot to do his Twitter space and it genuinely sound like he's sitting inside a old fashioned steel garbage can and putting the lid back on while speaking
2:25 Ralph begins today's retort: Free Nigger Kill Whitey, Ralph bundles South Korea and Japan together to make this a gigantic villainous plot by Gator in the future.
4:30 Ralph responds to someone stating "you love blacks Ralph, it's gross", Ralph doesn't deny it
5:00 Legal Mindset is now legal griftset
6:25 The Killstreams biggest share holder AdolWulf enters VC
6:50 Adol is already nuking the stream with pure man child cringe
7:28 Ralph makes a sound like he's choking on cock
17:00 Ralph explains how Trumps MAGA hat is a free all niggers hat "Hes pulling a sick move wearing the MAGA hat... He [the nigger] knows that Trump likes saving blacks uhhh... and bailing them out... Soo..."
17:15 Ralph is such a slut for BBC he admits tagging the president on Twitter to free Mr. Somali immediately
17:30 "We gotta float this up the chain it's ridiculous... Why don't we send Grace Thorp over there?!"
19:30 Ralph finishes relocating to a new dumpster
19:50 "The airport is a natural enemy... Of the Ralphamale..."
20:10 Sober streak in jeopardy as Ralph is sweating bullets staring at the watering holes around the airport.
21:50 Ralph claims he would be doing this if Somali was white, despite calling for Grace Thorps head over some legal bs merely moments ago.
25:00 legal griftset is now legal eagle fag patrol mindset
26:00 Ralph wants the Korean government to abort Graces rumoured daughter in order to bring her weight back down to 180, which is a healthy weight for her height. Unlike Ralph's admitted weight of 180, that currently sets him at Obese if you believe the polices filling of his height, or simply "over weight" if you believe his self reported height of 5'7". AdolWulf would follow up that abortions are a great genre of erotic doujins in Japan.
26:45 AdolWulf refuses to back down and goes into detail how abortions overlap with incest in Manga.
29:45 a bird has infiltrated the trash can.
33:20 Ralph won't name any names but there's a certain female that liked to be pissed on that he used to know. Since there's only two females Ralph cannot directly speak of im going to pull a name out of a hat and... CozyRozy it is! Unless Ralph states otherwise, I'm assuming this female he used to piss on was his infant daughter.
39:40 Ralph planned on doing a sports betting show on Kick before he got the boot. Also talks in length on how he won 20k on NFL sports betting and then lost it all on... Japanese Tennis...
47:45 Ralph asks his fans to raise their hands if they want to see Somali free'd and Grace put in his place. Ralph leaves with his tail between his legs, claiming he needs to catch his flight and conveniently forgetting to tally the vote.
 
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Sad and pathetic doesn't even begin to describe this tweet. What is stopping Faith from contacting Piggertits 1 hour before his supervised visit with the sad news that Xander is ill and has to cancel both visits? What's he going to do about it, call the cops?
That sounds nice until you remember that every other picture of Ralph has zero smiling. It's all him taking a selfie where he's either posing doing the Ohmega Soy face or doing pouting duck lips like a creepshow parody of an e-thot. I've never seen a man take such pathetic pictures of himself.
 
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