Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I loved the film Children of Men and watched it many times, but I've heard the book is rather kind of different. So I decided to read it.

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I'm happy to not be on KiwiFarms anymore. Took me almost 4 years to realize how much a shithole it was. The first time I was banned from KiwiFarms, I was kind of furious, but the second time I was banned from KiwiFarms, it was a sense of pride because I was actually wanting to be banned from KiwiFarms. Though it was temporary, but worth it, even if it was permanent with a red strike through.

Despite KiwiFarms stating "You're here forever" I don't plan to come back, I never visit the website anymore. This website is in its late stages and may never survive past 2030.

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I have my armless Sakuya-kun wear cute Gothic princess dresses. It makes him really cute. I think of creating a channel called "Armless Neko Boy" and use Sakuya-kun as my persona. And talk about interesting things and topics like Infertility, Strauss-Howe Generational Theory, The Fermi Paradox, etc.
 
I have my armless Sakuya-kun wear cute Gothic princess dresses. It makes him really cute. I think of creating a channel called "Armless Neko Boy" and use Sakuya-kun as my persona. And talk about interesting things and topics like Infertility, Strauss-Howe Generational Theory, The Fermi Paradox, etc.

He's trying way too hard to get added as a random.txt
 
I'm happy to not be on KiwiFarms anymore. Took me almost 4 years to realize how much a shithole it was. The first time I was banned from KiwiFarms, I was kind of furious, but the second time I was banned from KiwiFarms, it was a sense of pride because I was actually wanting to be banned from KiwiFarms. Though it was temporary, but worth it, even if it was permanent with a red strike through.

Despite KiwiFarms stating "You're here forever" I don't plan to come back, I never visit the website anymore. This website is in its late stages and may never survive past 2030.
There's no way he doesn't read this thread daily. I think Alex keeps bringing up kiwi farms, despite claiming to hate it and saying he's never going to talk about it again, is that he craves validation that comes from being discussed. He seems so desperately to want to become a public figure, but every time he tries he fails. This thread is probably the most people have ever talked about him in his entire life. If he truly wanted to move on, he'd would've stopped mentioning it by now, but he can't help himself because without the farms, he'd be screaming into a void with no one listening again.
 
Despite KiwiFarms stating "You're here forever" I don't plan to come back, I never visit the website anymore. This website is in its late stages and may never survive past 2030.
Yet here you are making legal threats towards farm users, you're here forever whenever getting info by proxy or having that little kiwifarms in your head, Alex.

I was first one say that to you and even left a reminder in your profile, you're here forever, Alex.

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Every site that I have been on is locked away in depths of my mind, Usenet, lots of forums, dead games and sites you'll remember everything and you will be there until you die.

I loathe to waste feels post on your Alex, but is the only way to the point across, Kiwifarms made an impression on you that you will forget

Ever.
 
If you are archiving it via preservetube, how long will it take?
If you are archiving it locally, how large is it?
Preservetube - probably about 2 days or three if my current approach of "5 videos per open tab" is an indicator.

I am obviously upgrading it to 10 open tabs of course.
 
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Here Alex your stunning and brave obese otaku, You're welcome, you could feature @RadioactiveMonkeyMan for your hit album for netizens, you'll thank me later
True and Honest AIlex songs
Orange man bad
I like to amputate children
Fascist Flashy Fags
I like my lolis
Evil kiwis die
I'll SLAPP ya
Pandora's box (of autism)
You're so cruel
Aaaaxiiom you fucker!
I hate AI!
Glowing with the bros ft. RadioactiveMonkeyman and GlowieAI
Betrayed by all
AIlex cover of lucky star intro song
You forgot the hit song “I hate porn bots”
 
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@Axiom.

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Axiom admitting he condemns me hurts me a lot. I hope everyone else does the same to him.

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Best Kiwi Farms achievement is not the T&H Tag, community feature or mod privileges. It's the person of interest tag, the pink triangle, the verified badge and the red strikethrough. Get one of these 4 and that's how I can tell you are cool.

You're automatically cool when you are banned from KiwiFarms.

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Axiom, CallMeCicada, Toji Suzuhara, Nameless One, etc. If you want to redeem yourself. You should get yourself banned from KiwiFarms. The only cool ones of KiwiFarms are those who have been banned from it like me. Don't be afraid, this forum is shit anyways.

However for these users must take extra steps to redeem themselves.

Sperg Spectating must dox his house address. Catgirls are Love must live with Emily Nicole Cassidy for a year. Glowie must live in the People Republic of China for a year. Schizoid Wife must write a thread on herself. Dick Brain must also write a thread on himself. Null needs to get his thread out of prospering grounds and do a fanart of 2 of my armless anime boys (No AI allowed). Sparkletor 2.0 must reveal his mom and Suburban Bastard must admit I am the best.
 
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