Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I do side with the priest and parishioners on calling the authorities.

I would side with a gas station employee calling the cops on a coked up and drunk Skelly filling up the Rustang with 3 kids in the car.
No matter who "snitches", if there is kids involved they would all be doing the right thing.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nothing Nick says means anything. We've read the actual warrant. We don't need to take this brain-damaged skelly's word vomit as being of any value. The adults have spoken, skelly just needs to sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up, and take his spanking like the bratty little shit he is.

Has anybody else noticed he hasn't mentioned the Farms in a good long awhile? That's because the documents of everything that went on in his criminal case are here. In the OP of his legal thread. He has to spin a narrative completely contrary to the public record that is preserved here, and that means the last thing he would want is to draw attention to the site. He lost. He's not reversing that. He can only try to mask it now.

This was not some blue haired fag public school teacher reporting him, it was a solid community leader.

He's not even arguing it's a blue hair. He's arguing it's a Bible thumper that wanted him punished for swinging. Between that, and whatever that shit was about how hard it is for people who don't speak English, he's starting to sound like an SJW fag.

Now I'm actually getting MATI. I'm starting to channel @AnOminous. Holy shit, he is a completely dishonest piece of shit.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick really underestimates what his lies are up against

He's saying the cops, the church staff, his family, friends, and fellow churchgoers are all actively lying to fuck him over.

He's also saying that despite lying regularly about his cocaine use NOW he's telling the truth about it and, even though the things about the coke and kids being neglected that were reported to the police were proven true, those are somehow lies.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He's not even arguing it's a blue hair. He's arguing it's a Bible thumper that wanted him punished for swinging.

Those bible thumping prudes only take issue with the swinging, not with a drunk and drugged up father speeding in his car with the kids in it or the kids being underfed, stinky, unwashed and in unwashed clothes.

Just the swinging obviously. The other things are totally normal for the average trailer park white trash couple.

 

[Captain Manning]

I would side with a gas station employee calling the cops on a coked up and drunk Skelly filling up the Rustang with 3 kids in the car.

I would side with motherfucking Keffals if he were at that gas station, prostituting his stinkditch, and he dropped a dime on Rekieta.

Yeah, I just said that! What of it? Come at me bros!

"Duurrr... I think Aaron reported me to cops for putting my kids in danger. He ate my cum and his penis is weird."


Only proper response:


I don't give a flying fuck if Satan himself reported him to the cops. You don't fuck around with kids.

If these are the arguments he's reduced to making, he's beyond fucked. Absolutely fucked in the head. Dishonest, disgraceful, amoral piece of garbage.

No matter who "snitches", if there is kids involved they would all be doing the right thing.

Correct.

 

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[Bowl of Ramen]

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“people I love”

He’s getting railed in Jamaica today??

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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And so how about you stfu until you're "ready, chief"?

God, this derp should actually have to earn a living.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

He can’t get up and earn a living. He’s sad. Give him a while longer and he’ll start complaining about muh fibromyalgia.

Some of us were dealt a shit hand in life health-wise and still worked. And we didn’t do it to ourselves with alcohol or drugs, so he has even less room to complain.

 

[AnOminous]

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"my day having different plans." STFU skelly.

I suppose that's one way of saying "I'm coked up out of my mind."

 

[Harm]

Sick of this loser and his "woe is me" pity act. "I'm sad!" "I'm too caught up in my feelings!" "My day ended up having different plans!"

Remember when his young daughter was excited to celebrate her 9th birthday, but then her drug addicted homosexual father did cocaine on livestream the night beforehand and caused a police raid complete with the front door being busted down and all the children being removed from their own home for multiple months?

You could say her day ended up having different plans too. Oh, but no one was hurt by his actions except himself!

 

[Pagan Min]

Now I'm actually getting MATI. I'm starting to channel @AnOminous. Holy shit, he is a completely dishonest piece of shit.

Good... GOOD!!! Let your hate FLOW! Feel the full power of the Dark Side!!!

 

[Melty Butter]

Remember when his young daughter was excited to celebrate her 9th birthday, but then her drug addicted homosexual father did cocaine on livestream the night beforehand

That's fake news, but you're forgiven for believing it. PPP put it on blast, and Meme Copium continues to say it. By the time her birthday rolled around 16 days later she'd tested positive and was placed with her grandparents.



What was Nick doing the day before her actual birthday? Coping on Instagram.

He continued to cope in the comments through June 10th as evidenced in this post. Then he took a drive sporting his new haircut, went live (illegal, btw), and revved his Mustang a few times.

Father of the year, right there.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Somebody even made a product to try and get around that:

This genuinely filled me with rage. I have no particular animus toward Jews. But what the actual fuck? That’s just a light switch with extra steps. Is the justification really that because the pulse is on a random timer it’s the will of the universe that the lights came on and you had nothing to do with it even though you fully intended to turn on the lights? Holy fuck.

Thread tax: Rickety Racket’s brain melt is so nearly complete, this logic is sound by comparison.

 

[AnOminous]

What was Nick doing the day before her actual birthday? Coping on Instagram.

What lies, Nick? You mean the ones you lied about for months before ultimately admitting they were all true?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What lies, Nick? You mean the ones you lied about for months before ultimately admitting they were all true?

Nicks lies suck ass because they're easy to spot, so when they get revealed it's like watching a movie based on a book you've already read.

 

[McSneaks]

This genuinely filled me with rage. I have no particular animus toward Jews. But what the actual fuck? That’s just a light switch with extra steps. Is the justification really that because the pulse is on a random timer it’s the will of the universe that the lights came on and you had nothing to do with it even though you fully intended to turn on the lights? Holy fuck.

Thread tax: Rickety Racket’s brain melt is so nearly complete, this logic is sound by comparison.

These are the same animals that ran a string around the majority of New York so that they can "trick" God and loophole his rules. It's in their DNA, like narcotics in Nicky's chidren.

 

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I've just had a random thought. We know that Nick is attending the pedo meetup, (Hackamania, stupid fucking name btw), has he considered that there could be people out there that hate his guts for the shit he put his kids through? And that he was once upon a time someone who was well known around the Internet? And that people who are well known can also attract unhinged stalkers of sorts, the kind of people who may be mad at the Internet angry at him for what he's done? And not only this, there is also the fact that he is banned from carrying any self protection. He is not allowed to own or carry a gun?

I'm honestly amazed there hasn't been a Ralph-Portugal beatdown inflicted on this skelly cuck. Everything about him from his disgusting crime to his total lack of remorse to his whiny and gay voice seems tailored to attract that sort of beating. When it happens (and it's a "when", not an "if"), I hope it's filmed.

I mean, he was showing up shit faced dropping his kids off. He also was dismissed from the community teaching position he had b cause of the concerns of the priest. This was not some blue haired fag public school teacher reporting him, it was a solid community leader.
He can cope all he wants, but I do side with the priest and parishioners on calling the authorities.

I thought he was dismissed as a teacher because he was a Christian school teacher teaching literal heresy like "Jesus is just a man" and "God thinks swingers and OnlyFans is okay" and "I'm just like King David?" And given how often he missed streams in 2023 and 2024, his attendance record must have been quite poor too.

Remember when his young daughter was excited to celebrate her 9th birthday, but then her drug addicted homosexual father did cocaine on livestream the night beforehand and caused a police raid complete with the front door being busted down and all the children being removed from their own home for multiple months?

You could say her day ended up having different plans too. Oh, but no one was hurt by his actions except himself!

Yeah, her father took her cocaine! What a horrible father to not only steal his 8 year old's cocaine but get it taken by the cops right before her birthday too!

 

[thebigdream]

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Is 'your day' in the room with us now? How did 'it' have different plans to your own? Surely you, an allegedly professional streamer, could have set aside time for one of your few 'friends' birthdays when you are otherwise unemployed? And how would an obligation lasting an hour or two prevent you from otherwise also having a great day with the people you love?

I know, I know, there's no point reading anything into his cope, I just find his weaseling so amusing when he's so clearly full of shit. "Relearning to enjoy [the days] with people I love" sounds like something someone would say while going through electroshock therapy. I WILL ENJOY MY WIFE'S COMPANY bzzzzzzzz I WILL ENJOY MY WIFE'S COMPANY bzzzzzzzz APRIL NEVER EXISTED bzzzzzzzz

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

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I find it especially funny/fucked how when his own kids were taken away and the case was actively developing this retard faggot was somewhat consistently streaming and crying about muh keeeeeeds.

Now that his own flesh and blood are back home he's the saddest he's ever been and can't find the energy to stream at all, so which is it Cuckieta? Are you happy that your kids are back and "things are back to normal" or are you so heckin sadge you're just not heckin ready to stream?