DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Jayde about to get the spoon.
 
I wonder if duckman sent DSP a DM asking some questions or for an interview and so knew the video was going to drop which is why he dropped the sad news bullshit in the prestream today

edit: I have to give duckman credit for warning his audience about getting into DSP and apologizing for letting them know about him if they didn't already lol
 
"...Everytime I watch this guy...I just feel myself getting angrier with him as a human..."

Wow, so it's not just an unhinged DSP obsessed, hate-watching, no-load life losing having detractor, mentally stunted thing.
Just like any normal person finds DSP a mental nutjob. Officer Witney didn't call him a 220 for no reason.
 
I wonder if duckman sent DSP a DM asking some questions or for an interview and so knew the video was going to drop which is why he dropped the sad news bullshit in the prestream today

edit: I have to give duckman credit for warning his audience about getting into DSP and apologizing for letting them know about him if they didn't already lol
The way Phil talks about his life and "terrible things behind the scenes", I'd say there's a bad damn good chance that was what Phil was referring to. To Phil, there's nothing terrible that could happen that's worse than being mocked on the Internet.
 
I do ask myself what I could be doing that is more productive than this spectacle that so many people follow. I think anyone with common sense has long realized that DSP is irredeemable at this point and short of all his main paypigs getting bored then this will continue until one of the long term plots surfaces (health, sanity, house maintenance shit or something else) and it's not gonna be an entertaining story to follow when that happens.
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The way Phil talks about his life and "terrible things behind the scenes", I'd say there's a bad damn good chance that was what Phil was referring to. To Phil, there's nothing terrible that could happen that's worse than being mocked on the Internet.
It's possible but I watched the video and didn't get any indication or feeling that he messaged DSP or asked for an interview.
To be honest he sounded totally done with DSP lol. I didn't even know about him complaining about the Nigerian contributions which is pretty funny and a bit notable.
 
Khet is basically an actual retard. Maybe moreso than Phil. She doesn’t give a single (very) fat fuck what goes on as long as she has a place to stay and copious food to eat. All these stories about her wanting more or giving Phil ultimatums are nearly dented. She simply exists. There’s no point in speculating about their relationship, because it’s never existed.

If you are creating scenarios where they get divorced or are having these big arguments, you just haven’t been paying attention.
exactly. you dentractors that think she wants a kid or theres problems in their relationship dont understand that as long as she gets fast food and skyrim shes satisfied. there was never any connection or love between these 2 it was a partnership built on convenience. if phil loved his wife would he have let her balloon up to the size she is? if kat loved phil would she let him act like an utter tool every day on stream? they dont care about each other they live their separate lives built on greed and consumerism.
 
I didn't even know about him complaining about the Nigerian contributions which is pretty funny and a bit notable.
Yeah it’s actually kind of amazing that he found a moment that the tractors hadn’t featured (to my knowledge). I think the entire video was from a single stream and he barely even cut…very well done. Absolutely scathing.
 
Late reacts if it's been addressed, but looking at the comments real quick I wasn't the only one to notice he's very indirectly asking his audience to go let Triple P (please stop calling me at 4 in the morning every night you fat fuck I know that's how your name goes) know that he went too far. Can't bring himself to confront his boyfriend about it, nope, needs his audience's help.

 
Late reacts if it's been addressed, but looking at the comments real quick I wasn't the only one to notice he's very indirectly asking his audience to go let Triple P (please stop calling me at 4 in the morning every night you fat fuck I know that's how your name goes) know that he went too far. Can't bring himself to confront his boyfriend about it, nope, needs his audience's help.

Man that eleven year old really shellshocked the fuck out of him, huh.
 
"...Everytime I watch this guy...I just feel myself getting angrier with him as a human..."

Wow, so it's not just an unhinged DSP obsessed, hate-watching, no-load life losing having detractor, mentally stunted thing.
WRONG. This is a classic tautology problem, you see ALL detractors are, in fact, unhinged dsp obsessed no life losers.
 
I do ask myself what I could be doing that is more productive than this spectacle that so many people follow.
I'm genuinely shocked that his career has continued this long. I want to see how long he manages to continue his dumpster fire of a career until it completely falls apart. I want to see how it finally ends.
 
I'm genuinely shocked that his career has continued this long. I want to see how long he manages to continue his dumpster fire of a career until it completely falls apart. I want to see how it finally ends.
Like everything else he does: in a sad attempt to remain relevant, screaming into the void about how the internet loves him. Not even the whales would be left
 
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