Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

It is metonymy, stupid!
I think it's not. Metonymy would be when I say "I'm photoshopping that" instead of saying "I'm editing that image".

This is just figure of speech.

Alas, what's the issue here? There are free tools online. Is Zach one of those idiots who thinks things are better when you pay more for them?
 
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Zach is citing an article from Politifact (archive), which says that despite what Littlejohn claims in her litigation of Florida’s Leon County school district, she was well aware that her daughter identified as "non-binary", and that the school was not trooning the girl out in secret.

The detransitioner side has their share of nutters. I cannot confirm whether this woman was in israel on Oct 7, but this is what NYP claims.
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California has fallen, at least according to Tony Reed.
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You are either on the side of troons or the side of MAGA. He retwats more than a dozen other troons, which I won't screencap.

Zach at 24 year old is braver (and presumably more stunning) than Newsom.
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Behind the scene of that fated interview, Zach suffered immensely.
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Zach made a blog post about Trump's SOTU address. In his unbounded hubris, Trump fails to take counsel from a very high IQ individual.
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More rambling about Jupiter, and sperging about Jupiter's moon Callisto

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More Overlord vexations, this time in restaurants.
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Zach is an activist; instead of grouching on social media, he should ring up and send letters and make protests. Maybe if he live up to the "active" part of "activist", the River would be history.

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I don't usually comment on Zach's music choice but for the love of God get someone other than Pogorelich or Horowitz for Scarlatti. If you want modern piano Plentev is your man. Or perhaps Angela Hewitt, although I have yet to listen her Scarlatti. Don't listen to Pogorelich's Chopin either.



Trump's SOTU address
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Say, how's the snake cult?

Harvard University pays for their employee to dox government employees, and Heather offers to spread the dox for free.
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Heather's big, bald, bearded brother has a tender side; perhaps he is an egg yearning to hatch.
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It may seem trite, but the Billy Madison scene where the host says ""What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul" is my standard reaction to Zack and Heather's outbursts.
 
The detransitioner side has their share of nutters. I cannot confirm whether this woman was in israel on Oct 7, but this is what NYP claims.
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*rolls eyes*
Yeah, I’m sure it was real traumatizing to wake up to the news that your nation was invaded by a terrorist army that had killed hundreds and was taking hostages to do god-knows-what with and no one knew where they would strike next or when the military would be able to drive them out
*does a wanking motion*
Get back to me when you fall out of a kayak into a river that’s shallow and slow-moving enough that you can stand in it with your head above the water. That’s real trauma
 
The detransitioner side has their share of nutters.
I mentioned either here or in a other thread that once detransitioning becomes more mainstream, the same people who transitioned for attention are gonna do the opposite also for attention, specially women. The moms who wanted a troon kid are now going to parade their detrooned kids and claim they're the real victims of those evil doctors that misleaded them and they dindunuffin.
 
I can't get over him bragging about switching to Scrivener and then explaining its features like it's some new thing, as if that software wasn't already popular 15 years ago. Totally avant-garde early adopter we have here.
Him using it is proof enough that he's a midwit. I write for a living, I use Open Office at home and Microsoft Word at work. Why? Because that's what most people use and others need to edit me. You really don't need complex software to write unless you're in the actual business of publishing and printing. Good writers can write in fucking notepad and the quality of the writing will still be the same. Damn it, I use notepad myself to organise first some of my ideas before opening the big one.
 
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Good. Archive of article.

Same article.
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Someone contradicts Zach's view on Newsom. He demands money and sic his followers on that person.
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That account is indeed suspended.

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Some NYT wag is concerned about Mario Bergoglio's health. Archive.
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I long to hear Zach's take on Seneca.

Zach reads Dante -- and found a part of him that he didn't know he is missing.
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There is a strange monster by the River Styx.

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Considering how much Zach fantasizes with prison rape, sending troons to male prisons shouldn't be a problem.

Also, he should know that prison rape unfortunately happens to "cis" men too and it's a really big issue. Troons aren't there less safe than any other man.

Some NYT wag is concerned about Mario Bergoglio's health. Archive.
Mario is his middle name. As many Latinos, he has two names: Jorge Mario (but only one last name, as many Argentinians, unlike the rest of us, eg Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini). In most cases, we're addressed by the first name. So, he's referred as Jorge rather than Mario.
 
Zach is really missing out on an opportunity to spend Heather's money: online prescription glasses store Zenni Optical has a Year of the Snake collection.

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(I was wondering who the audience was for these, and then I remembered Zach. Well, truthfully, I hope I remember in 2028 when it's Year of the Monkey. Monkey-motif glasses could be fun.)
 
Those glasses aren't goofy enough for Mister Jones. :christine:
There are different colors, and there are a ton with weirder-shaped lenses. The audience might be Asian grandmas, come to think of it.

Anyway, you guys gotta help me remember in 2028. Imagine this except with a big ol' monkey on the side:
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Or however they monkey-fy the "Serpent Sage" model, which is cat-eye glasses with a snake for a temple. You can't tell me a mall ninja wouldn't dig snake glasses.
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Zach is really missing out on an opportunity to spend Heather's money: online prescription glasses store Zenni Optical has a Year of the Snake collection.

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(I was wondering who the audience was for these, and then I remembered Zach. Well, truthfully, I hope I remember in 2028 when it's Year of the Monkey. Monkey-motif glasses could be fun.)
I first learned about Zenni Optical because of their collab with George Kittle.
 
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Wilma is not a river.

Genocide. A&N
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Detransitioner says "trannies" on Twitter.
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"'Maia Poet' never transitioned medically", why does it matter? Why is Zach suddenly a truscum?

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Thanks for proving Maia right.

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Aidan Comerford wants "transkids" to keep seeing their "friends".
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As for Maia's mom, Zhenya Abbruzzese.
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The retweet is a probably fake screenshot of J. K. Rowling using the word "tra**ies" on Twitter.

Zach posts much, much more about the Abbruzzese mother and daughter, but I had my fill already, so have some wholesome TDS instead.
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Zach is not happy with learning Italian through DuoLingo.
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Zach has Heather bought him the Hannibal knife.
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Heather bought something for herself too!
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I save the most fucked-up tweets for last.
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Recall Zach had a troon friend on Twitter who installed some electromagnetic switch on his forearm.
 
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Zach has Heather bought him the Hannibal knife.
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That's a $140 knife. I don't want to hear about them struggling for money. That's more expensive than any knife I've ever bought and I actually use them for work and recreation. At least she bought him a quality knife this time even if it's a meme and fully serrated blades are retarded for anything other than cutting bread and like, rescue knives.
 
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