Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 197 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 775 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 452 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 494 20.7%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,392
True, most people would rather die than living his life. And it's like.... he likes it?? Or at least he pretends that he does, which is funnier. Eh, it's probably the drugs
I genuinely believe that most of his shit decisions can be attributed to him not wanting to upset Anisa, he really believes she's the best thing that can ever happen to him and he'll do everything to keep her around, even if that means changing who he is and what he believes. That's just my theory tho, he also lives in LA, so there's probably something in the water making him gay and lame
 
more coping instead of promoting

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She would be a fucking against me! fan. Shitty alt rock crap masquerading as punk. Because punk is when you make toothless communist music that sounds like a crappy foo fighters tribute band.
I'm not going to pretend that I've ever listened to bikini kill, but from what I've heard they're the same "this is real punk, not because it's good or anything but because it's made by leftists" crap that losers like her listen to.
 
If That's his ticks they're awfully conveniently mimicking baby's first coke habit lol

If he's on over the counter drugs it must be a ozempic/heavy dexies/ssri combo with the weight loss and the shaking. I just don't know what prescription meds would give you the sniffing. Unless he crush the adhs meds I guess.

Lol, what a tacky life. All the money in the world, a family and a career that won't be going nowhere but still anxious about being fat.
Bro is a middle aged Jewish man in LA with a cosmic bank account, fat and unattractive is expected.
 
Like the 'foids say, hand tattoos give me the ick. Ugly ass placement for any tattoo, especially if you don't have a sleeve to complement it. Anisa has committed a tattoo sin with this, but nowhere near as bad as Ian's "Prisoner of Love" tattoo (reminder Anisa is his first relationship)

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That hand reminds of the oft-memed 'put it back, thief!'
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Its so wild to think about, so alien to me that they might as well be from another planet.
The notion of siding with some random discord moderator or whatever the fuck they are thats saying one of the only friends you have left in the world neglects his kids and killed his own dog.
Lmao, what a world these people live in.
If i was Ian and i did all this retarded shit, burning every bridge possible, there is absolutely nothing that would tear me away from my last friend and ally. Even if they were jewish.
 
She would be a fucking against me! fan. Shitty alt rock crap masquerading as punk. Because punk is when you make toothless communist music that sounds like a crappy foo fighters tribute band.
I'm not going to pretend that I've ever listened to bikini kill, but from what I've heard they're the same "this is real punk, not because it's good or anything but because it's made by leftists" crap that losers like her listen to.
You listen to Bikini Kill if you are: 1) a 13 year old girl who spends way too much time on Tumblr and thinks that you are a “riot grrrrrrlllll” 2) in your SJW phase
 
Taking money from retards on the internet is super simple and these idiots fuck it up everyday. Just dangle their favorite drug of choice in front of their face and watch the money flow in. Keep the drama and disputes behind the scenes.

Icuck and his fugly, boyish looking wife really need a reality check. They're not funny, suck at organizing events, can't even fuck good enough to get people to pay to watch, and are retarded.

At least h3h3 man has a better relationship. His Israeli wife is still with him yes? I always find the idea of a woman potentially killing subhuman Palestinians a massive hard on. Those people have been a thorn in the side of the islamic world for a while.
 
Calling it now, the knuckles spell "LOVE WINS" <3 I'm taking your bets.
If I'm right, we can all laugh at the unfortunate time of this tattoo, considering how much criticism they are attracting RIGHT NOW.

And because Anisa is feeling "so much love lately", she can use those "LOVE WINS" (boxing promoter) fists to give Ian a lovely BPD beatdown when she gets back from her "much needed vacation".
Because somehow the H3 situation is again ~all his fault~ and he better fix it with another apology video, where she's nowhere to be seen.

Is it just me or is Hila kinda attractive when she's angry? Maybe it's just she's pouncing on Anisa which is great to see happen. Or maybe I need to stop drinking
It is just you, please stop drinking.
Hila somehow never manages to sound like an actual human being with her stilted robotic voice and she never conveys natural human emotions.

It cracks me up that she says "thanks Anisa for standing up for your GŌÙRL" in the video, like she's in Highschool. Hila, you're a grown woman with 3(?) kids, stop embarrassing yourself.
I do love she called out the Jomhas like that; and the timing of it all! didn't think they could top the drama of CC2, but the Jomha shitmagnets don't disappoint.
 
I'm always so surprised to hear what ssri's do to the average person, I'm genuinely happy and energetic on them, any depressive episodes last like a day vs weeks with suicidal thoughts when off. Took about 2 years to get to that point though, very numbing at first but I preferred it at the time.
(Sorry for the tmi, it really does surprise me!)
their mechanism for action is forcing a chemical dependance on high seratonin levels unattainable through natural means that has been entirely discredited scientifically, but they already got their foot in the door by prescribing it to millions of people. at this point it's a class of drugs that science legitimately doesn't understand how it works, has no real framework for explaining or describing why they work, and the people who take the drug are extremely outspoken about how well they work. you know, like junkies.

it's very obvious the drug works by making you dependent on it, because the only objectively measurable phenomenon of the drug are severe withdrawls when you stop taking it. oh, and making you want to kill yourself. somehow they all do that too.
 
She claims to be Lebanese, here's a photo from a muslim wedding in the mid 90s, where you would've been murdered for being christian in this neighborhood just a few years earlier.
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Is Anisa's Lebanese family confirmed muslim? Like 25-30% of Lebanon is Catholic and they allied with Israel to kill Palestinians in the 80's.
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Is Anisa's Lebanese family confirmed muslim? Like 25-30% of Lebanon is Catholic and they allied with Israel to kill Palestinians in the 80's.
With Levantine Arabs the last name can give away their religion to varying degrees, Jomha is explicitly Muslim.

It does not matter what religion her family is. She is a hollow person with nothing that makes a human a human.
That's a classic Lebanese gene, see Mia Khalifa.
 
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AHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit. What I love about the Jomhas is that I have watched them for long enough that I think I have an idea of how things will go i.e, "Anisa's hand tattoo will be pretty bad and it will be funny", but they always manage to topple my expectations. She tatted BOTH hands (I like to think Ian pussied out last minute and so she got the second one in his place as a sort of punishment), coloured it in all in one go (aren't you supposed to wait or something?), a Sacred Heart in one hand because she has a demented obsession with using Christian symbols. And of course, knuckle tattoos too!!! In the same fucking day (I'm seeing "wine" here. They definitely spell wine. Please let it be wine.) :story:

If it was anyone else, I'd feel really bad because this is obviously not healthy behaviour and probably indicative of some type of mental breakdown.

Austin Maples did her buttersnake and he is LA based:

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edit - So this retard likely paid $1600 for basic bitch jailhouse flash. A pittance compared to the $18 000 butter-snake (which she never posts selfies of anymore).
Everyone has assumed this is Austin Maples' work, but has she actually confirmed this? Austin Maples is not the only artist she's gone to. For the smaller pieces, I believe she went to another guy (or multiple). To my untrained eye, the artwork seems similar to the buttersnake, with the really thick lines, but that could be just the style. Didn't she need to book this guy months in advanced? This hand tattoo thing seems pretty sudden.

Continued, AB tries sweeping for Ian and Anisa, Ethan and Hila respond that they don't care if Creator Clash is stressing the Jomhas out:
I can't believe I'm feeling bad for Ethan, but when he gets into how him and Ian were actually friends and hung out and stuff his ticks get even more severe, probably indicative that this is actually pretty painful for him. Ian and Anisa have officially out-Jewed a Jew.

Call me optimistic but even with all this they can still partially save it, they just need to publicly and unambiguously stand with Hila and Ethan. One tweet is all it'd take.
But would the Kleins even accept that? Looking at the clips, I think their response would be "too little, too late". For reasons I will get into below:

This is why it's so frustrating to know that they won't even consider it, all because Anisa is still holding onto the dream of Hasan noticing her and saving her from Ian's depressing and broke existence if she just continues to suck up to his literally who orbiters, and Ian is too much of a spineless faggot to defy her.
I don't even think it's that. I think it's a combination of spinelessness, pride, and an autistic level of stubbornness on Ian's part. Ian has said on the podcast that he "fucking hates being told what to do", to the point where he couldn't possibly handle getting a real job. He has stated multiple times that he often does the opposite of what people want him to do just to spite them (motherfuckers). Do you think a person like that has the genuine ability to back down, re-assess, and apologize? Not a phoney YouTuber apology to stay relevant. A genuine, heartfelt apology where he goes "you're right, I fucked up. I should've backed you up and I'm sorry. I was being a pussy"? I don't.
 
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