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This is what happens when you pander to trannies. The trans cult will see you as their slave and slaves are expected to follow the cult's ideology or face severe consequences. They have to chose their words very carefully and can only use cult approved language.

I'd say the days of that Spa are numbered.
 
A chest binder is, by the looks of things, basically just a tight cropped vest. I'm not seeing how that would prevent much of anything, especially any activity that involves a toilet.
Some women have big tits. When you squish them down to make an appearance of a flat chest, you are crushing your lungs and the rest of your chest anatomy. I don’t understand why this is so hard for you to visualize. Everything is hard to do when you can’t breathe. The pooner is just a retard by only pointing out she can’t shit. She probably struggles to do everything, so I assume she is just lazy and does nothing the rest of the time. Shitting usually takes a little exertion, unless you eat a lot of fiber, and I doubt this pooner is eating a healthy diet. Whereas peeing is just releasing the bladder so there is no struggle there.
 
A treat for the religious Kiwis lurking: a tranny goes to church and is immediately escorted out by a pastor, who lays down a Bible verse that shakes him to his core.
"There is nothing that's new that is under the sun, except what we have forgotten." The socially destructive nature of being a fag, crossdressing, and having a coom addiction was well known deep in humanity's past. Like the BC era.

Some religious rules and regs may seem a bit baffling to us, but some are universal. For good reasons.
 
This is what happens when you pander to trannies. The trans cult will see you as their slave and slaves are expected to follow the cult's ideology or face severe consequences. They have to chose their words very carefully and can only use cult approved language.

I'd say the days of that Spa are numbered.
Appeasement never works.
Deep down, troons know that the stuff they're asking people to do is stupid and illogical. If you ask someone to do something stupid and illogical, and they do it cause they're afraid of you, how can you respect them? Troons don't treat their cheerleaders with respect. They just demand more and more from them. J.K. Rowling didn't bow down to the screaming men in panties and she gets a new HBO show that she'll have creative control over. Meanwhile Transparent tried to paint autogynephiles sympathetically and got canceled after the dude playing the troon started sexually harassing the cast.
As soon as you make something for women and femmes creepy men, the women will stop coming, and you'll be left with only femmes creepy men, who will then also stop coming cause there won't be any women to creep on.
If troons and genderspecials start badgering an organization you're a part of, ignore them. Don't appease them.
When you squish them down to make an appearance of a flat chest, you are crushing your lungs and the rest of your chest anatomy.
This also doesn't make them look male. It just makes them look like lumpy, over-stuffed sausages who are also obvious women.
 
Some religious rules and regs may seem a bit baffling to us, but some are universal. For good reasons.
There is truth to that. Most religions, once you get past the origin story, are just a code of conduct for the society living when the religion was created. Some of that stuff is still good common sense, whereas some may not make sense anymore. We have to use our best judgement.

Even back then they knew porn-addicted AGPs were not right.

From the OP:
I felt like passing out so I just walked away and clung for dear life to a lamppost.
This is hilarious imagery. Man dressed as woman clutching his pearls hanging onto a lamppost.

From the comments:
My go-to to versus Deu 22:5 is Deu 22:11 "Do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together." While pointing out their nylon shirt and their denim jeans. or Deu 22:12 "Make tassels on the four corners of the cloak you wear." followed by, I don't see no tassels on your jacket.
I see this one brought up a lot, and it never makes sense to me. Nylon and denim are not wool or linen. Nylon is polyester, and denim is cotton. Wool is made from animal fibers, linen is made from flax fibers, cotton is made from the cotton plant, and polyester is made from plastics. None of these textiles are the same, but people who use this verse to discredit some other verse always act like it is all the same. The tassel one is probably about some style of garment they wore back then, which is not relevant today. I always think gay men should know more about fashion and textiles, but forget that these creeps are AGPs, not gay men.

I did some googling, and apparently the wool/linen verse is just because priests wore garments and wool and linen mixed together, and they don't want the commonfolk to be mistaken for a priest.
"The priest’s white undergarment was linen, and the brightly colored vestment was wool. So it was prohibited for laypersons to dress in the same way."
Telling the pastor he can't wear wool/linen together actually makes no sense. If we are pretending we are still in Biblical days, he most certainly can wear them mixed together, but you cannot. Anyone who quotes a bible verse to discredit another bible verse is a retard who hasn't ever bothered to google anything. I'm not religious, so I usually could care less if someone tells me a bible verse. But I also don't go into churches dressed as the opposite sex.
 
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Disagree. If a man is wearing women’s clothes, introducing himself as a woman, using the women’s bathroom, etc - the pastor can ask him to leave or present himself as a man.

A lot of young families are turned away from church because of this bullshit tolerance.

People are saved through god and god’s grace alone. I hate when churches decide the cross dressers HAVE to stay because where else will they find god?? It’s hubris and it pushes most other people away from the church.

Sorry, I digress
100%
If you're going to Church you need to at least be presentable, and turning up wearing fetish gear like you're turning tricks in Biloxi ain't it. Guys need to dress appropriately, so do women.
You don't fucking cross dress in a Church.
The Cathars were literally burned for less.
 
Retconning childhood. :roll:
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I’m going through old stuff from when I was a kid and I found my letter to Santa when I was 7 where I asked for (among other things) a Fib Finder. I had completely forgotten about this but seeing the commercial totally jogged my memory. https://youtu.be/LgQtp9uqYoI?si=isobZwL5ro_YNEdG

I didn’t get it and I don’t remember being too upset about not getting it. And whether or not I asked for it doesn’t change anything about me at my core. BUT the fact that I saw what was clearly marked as a toy “for girls” and didn’t hesitate to ask Santa for it, it honestly gives me something of a warm feeling. Do you have anything similar?
Never heard of it, so I clicked the link to the ad.
Definitely pitched to girls, but not a traditional "girl toy" by any means.
I'd have liked one as a nerdy boy, not to play like in the ad but to figure out how it worked.

I even played with Barbies once when me and my kid brother were staying with relatives.
Of course they were ray guns disguised as Barbies. Zap!
And the girl thought it was funny. ;)
 
The kids are gonna be alright: a boy tries to delude another boy, but it doesn't go as planned. I think it's actually really weird for a kid to be thinking in terms of "must reproduce", so God knows these two probably both come from a batshit crazy family, but still amusing. We really should make it standard to just call transition a dumb idea to their faces.
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I came out to my brother, he called it "dumb"

Hi, I'm an mtf teen. (over 13 if that's relevant) When I told my brother that I'm a girl, he laughed. He doesn’t hate me for it, but he did tell me that it’s a “dumb idea.” He believes that it means I'm forfeiting my right to have children and that I must reproduce. I haven’t been able to convince him that it’s not a simple choice, that I’ve been thinking this over since childhood. How can I explain this to him?
Right upon the cusp of evolving into her surgical manhood, a pooner catches an STD and prevents her procedure from proceeding as planned.
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Delayed phallo because of STD

I just need a vent, because I live stealth and can’t share this with anyone. My surgery was scheduled for late June, but on Monday I got a call that there was an earlier appointment available in 2.5 weeks. Of course, I jumped at the chance. Unfortunately, I had unprotected sex a few days before this call and it turns out I got an STD. I got the antibiotics on Tuesday and didn’t think it’d be a problem, but at my post op appointment they told me that I must show them a negative test before they can operate. It turns out that they test for antibodies, not the bacteria, and even when you’re clear of infection you will test positive for up to 3 weeks because of the antibodies.
Basically, there is no way that I’ll test negative by Thursday, which is when they need a negative test by. And the chances are that by now I’ve lost my original June appointment. The waiting list is usually around 8 months, so my surgery date has just gone from June, to in 2 weeks, to probably November.
I’m so pissed off at myself. Why did I put myself at risk like that? I am so upset that this will likely delay my surgery by who knows how long. It has been such an emotional rollercoaster and I just can’t believe that this has happened.
An accursed money-wench does not comply with a troon who wants to update his banking information to reflect his delusions.
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Transphobic Bank

So 3 weeks ago today I went to my bank to update my name. The lady helping me was obviously transphobic and was avoiding pronouns all together about me to her co worker who was just showing her how to update a name....just saying my legal name. I picked up on it but was told by my sister no she wasn't she maybe didn't know how you identify and didn't want to say the wrong thing. I said no I'm picking up vibes.. well anyways I asked for a new card in my legal name. She said ok and goes thru the process of ordering one. She told me ok 1-2 weeks for it to be delivered. And we left. Well today was week 3 so i went back to ask for an update and the person who helped me said there's no record of a card being ordered. The lady helping me today was the one who walked the other one thru how to do the update. And she said oh wow it was never ordered. So now I have to wait even longer. So was it really just in my head or do u think she really didn't want to help me.
This is written like really bad Wattpad fiction, but but the real L here is that if there's a single truthful bit to this story, this is an entire family lineage that could stand to have its gene pool bleached. I also like starting a post off about a vicious argument between a family with your name and pronouns. And by the way - fucking Qwyndolynn?
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Brother threatned to shoot me to help our family

Hello, I go by Qwynndolynn and use she/they pronouns
Just got home from work and I go to the bathroom, my dad knocks on the door and I answer "I'm in here" my dad doesn't hear me and assumes I'm my brother to which my brother responds "It's Qwynn!" Immediately my dad gets upset and shouts "He doesn't even fuckin say anything!" My brother also latches on and goes "I know, he just ignores us!"
For context I wear my headphones a lot to avoid the mean comments my family makes everyday, but I wasn't listening to anything this time. My family is used to me always sitting down and taking their abuse, but this time I shout back "I said I was in here, open your f***ing ears!"
My dad gets upset and says "Really?" Attempting to make me feel powerless in the moment with the fact that I still live with him and I can't afford to move out. My brother chimes in "You're gonna get your ass beat!" My dad finishes with "watch your language!" Trying to make it sound like his reply was clever and he has complete control of the situation. "Really, what is this f***in 3rd grade?" I reply and leave the bathroom.
My brother shouts again "You better shut your mouth before you get your ass kicked!" "Yeah right, for swearing?" I reply.
My brother shouts "You're stressing out our parents and swearing at them!" "How am I stressing them when you and dad are the two who started yelling at me?" I reply, and I shit you guys not, but my brother is so brain dead he immediately took the opportunity to say "You think your a woman in a man's body and trying to be a girl!"
I tried to bring him back to the main argument and told him that he lets everything bother him to which he storms off to his room like last time only this time he says "I've got a gun!"
*For those wondering, yes he does have a gun.

My mother being the one person who I can thank for trying to understand why I was so upset says "ok we're done, its over, we're not doing this." A little late than never, but atleast there's someone who wants to drop something that shouldn't have grown into a full on argument.
I'm still trying to save to move out, but I need a new car since my current car is very unreliable. Just wanted to write about another shitty experience I had with my family. The irony of my brother always acting like he cares for the family yet he'll threaten to shoot me in front of our parents. 😅
 
Curtis aka Courtney Baylde
His account is one giant L.

Known for his meltdowns about the hate he receives in his tiktok dms.
A tiktok user also decided to add a video of him doing his girlfriend's makeup as "boy does girlfriend's makeup", which led to that Kyle punch in his bathroom wall.
His parents pay his rent and ssi pays for delta 9 and vapes.

He likes to make content in the ugliest clothes known to man, and often times in just a bra (to show off his "girls")
Video is longish, but, it really showcases the L that is his life.
Apparently HRT is immediate effects.
 

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I feel like this could work against them, though, because many wokoids are still obsessed with Harry Potter despite Rowling.
This. You have nonsense like Harry Potter fans attributing the series to random fanfic authors (who stole their series name from the movie Juno because they have no authentic music taste of their own). No, really, they have made an effort to do this because trannies will steal anything and everything from women. In lieu of that, they’ll say lame fanfiction derived from her work is better than what it’s stealing from.
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And so on. I wish the heterosexual women obsessed with gay men would just poon out and die already.
 
i hate that show and thats the exact fat retard i think would do that.
I like to think that Curb Your Enthusiasm was a legal sentence of a semi scripted punishment on Larry David for that show.
That David was made to endure all of the misfortunes he was put through, mooching friends emptying his bank account, his wife leaving him, Ted Danson growing to hate him and all of the other indignities that he suffered, a judge ruled it just!
Jerry Seinfeld himself was banned from television for his malicious, unrepentant and continual crimes against it.
Michael Richards was ordered to use the word nigger to black people in public.
Jason Alexander was deemed to have suffered enough, so allowed to live out his remaining years as a goblin.
But Julia Louise Dreyfus was spared as she threw herself on the mercy of the court claiming that she had been coerced by these terrible men.

Sorry for the off topic, but the truth about that awful show needs to be heard.
 
Ive never met someone who takes their clothes off to shit,
I have but they were either 3 years old or developmentally delayed adults, so I'm not exactly surprised someone who is also susceptible to trans brainworms is following this procedure.

Also consider: a lot of people are horribly starved for fiber and hydration and thus have prolonged, torturous pooping sessions. Most people who aren't in health/child care or living in a communal setting don't tend to observe lots of strangers pooping, so it's hard not to generalize your own experience. Check out any Internet argument about how people wipe to see every third commenter having their mind blown.
 
March 8 is International Women’s Day, a day meant to honor women and raise awareness of issues disproportionately affecting them. Naturally, trannies are all over it because appropriating it feeds into many aspects of their fetish and their 365 tranny cult feast days are not enough for them.

One such example:

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The transbian in question:

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March 8 is International Women’s Day, a day meant to honor women and raise awareness of issues disproportionately affecting women. Naturally, trannies are all over it because their 365 tranny cult feast days are not enough.

One such example:

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The troon in question:

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Nigga tried to look like Spike from Buffy, ended up looking like Annie Lenox
 
March 8 is International Women’s Day, a day meant to honor women and raise awareness of issues disproportionately affecting women. Naturally, trannies are all over it because their 365 tranny cult feast days are not enough.

One such example:

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The troon in question:

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That thing is 1,000 estrogen away from still being a dude. Also PhD researcher, can you imagine the bullshit this man wanting to be a woman is researching? And the makeup is supposed to make his face look like a skull? Sure buddy lol
 
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