"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Lidl Drip said:
For next stream's Ralph update:



Ralph is DESPERATE to find baby momma #3 and has set his heart on Grace Thorp, the girl who is in an abusive relationship with her own father who has been raping her since she was a child and now pimps her out on the Internet. Seeing such a damaged woman is like catnip for the Ralphamálé.

After Ralph started negging Grace about her weight gain she revealed he has been spam calling her (she has him saved in her phone with a pig emoji).

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Simping for someone connected to lolcow probably has given that gnome Keemstar a giant boner for the messages and calls to be dumped on a Lolcow Queens segment.
 
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They made Snape black in the upcoming Harry Potter TV show...

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This means that niggo Snape now loses the love of his life (a white woman) to a racist whuite jock. I propose that we name this new Snape... Snigger.
 
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Oxyjen said:
The name Genndy Tartakovsky comes to mind, I think he was either the creator or the music director, the music being excellent.
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Tartakovsky was executive producer; Craig McCracken (who created the show) worked under Tartakovsky with Dexter’s Lab.

This was the reason CN maintained a quality streak of cartoons until Steven Universe: they developed a lineage of creators who learned the process under another creator for the network, with few exceptions (Ed, Edd, n Eddy’s Danny Antenouchi worked at Hannah-Barbera, which was the initial well-spring of a lot of CN’s talent).
 
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Dicksmash Turbofist said:
I've been thinking. Is it possible within the Romanian legal system to sentence the Tates to death for their crimes? Importantly, is there protections from cruel and unusual punishment?

My plan is, after due process, the Tates are flayed while medical intervention keeps them alive and alert for as long as possible. Of course the public deserves to see this, so they stream it to Kick with proceeds going to benefit the victims. Maybe let people superchat or sub to dump salt on them.

If this is possible within their legal system, we need to get this idea to the right people. The victims deserve justice.
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People like Drama Keen and elon musk should be kept on hand as blood banks for the tates as they undergo this reparatory process.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
They made Snape black in the upcoming Harry Potter TV show...

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This means that niggo Snape now loses the loss of his life (a white woman) to a racist whuite jock. I propose that we name this new Snape... Snigger.
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Sniggers bullying poor white students while preferring his own house. does that mean House slytherin will be niggerfied? Now that would be a strange message wouldn't it?
 
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Anisa got some new tattoos. She got both hands tattooed, one with a Christian symbol (the sacred heart) despite being a self proclaimed muslim.

Jaded Optimist said:
Oof

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Leo Frank said:
Did a five year old do this or did she just get stamped at a Christian haunted house?
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Can’t wait for the knuckles!
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And on her knuckles she got the words WINE NITE (yes, really).
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Well here it is
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Leo Frank said:
final stage into her transformation as the psycho, wine aunt that always talks about their trauma at holiday gatherings

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Edit: actually it might say LOVE WINS but WINE NITE might still happen.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
They made Snape black in the upcoming Harry Potter TV show...

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This means that niggo Snape now loses the love of his life (a white woman) to a racist whuite jock. I propose that we name this new Snape... Snigger.
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Snape being the son of an abusive hoodrat with an inferiority complex over not being a magical negro, and a homely Koboldstone Kween is certainly something
 
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The people complaining about the country songs are both right and wrong, as all other country songs pale in comparison to Cotton Eye Joe. Every MATI intro and outro song should exclusively be Cotton Eye Joe. Instead of content, Josh should just play Cotton Eye Joe on repeat. I would be very excited for the Cotton Eye Joe segment every week, as I know everyone else would be. Cotton eye Joe would probably quintuple the viewer count, conservatively, and increase weekly donations ten-fold. Until you take the Cotton Eye Joe pill, your life and existence will continue to seem bleak and meaningless, as if there is something missing. That something is Cotton Eye Joe. Next time you're at a concert, whether it's metal or reggae or an elementary school Christmas concert, you begin shouting at the top of your lungs demanding that the musician plays Cotton Eye Joe and don't stop until they do. Take my word that the crowd will have your back; the people want Cotton Eye Joe, and that transcends all time and cultures.
 
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Jotch said:
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Dragonzball PeePee (Dragonball Z Parody Animation) - Oney Cartoons

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Another classic from Oneyplays, second installment of the best anime ever made.

"Virginia! Hanging out with little boys in spandex I see!" It's very quotable.

I love the running gag of no one being able to pronounce anyone's name.
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I remember Oney had a pro-migration cartoon around 2012-2013 that he has since purged from the Internet

The plot was that if we don't let immigrants in, we might lose out on skills such as BOMB DEFUSING

I think he changed his opinion in the decade since for obvious reasons (he's a good boy with a good heart)
 
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Schwarzwald said:
The people complaining about the country songs are both right and wrong, as all other country songs pale in comparison to Cotton Eye Joe. Every MATI intro and outro song should exclusively be Cotton Eye Joe. Instead of content, Josh should just play Cotton Eye Joe on repeat. I would be very excited for the Cotton Eye Joe segment every week, as I know everyone else would be. Cotton eye Joe would probably quintuple the viewer count, conservatively, and increase weekly donations ten-fold. Until you take the Cotton Eye Joe pill, your life and existence will continue to seem bleak and meaningless, as if there is something missing. That something is Cotton Eye Joe. Next time you're at a concert, whether it's metal or reggae or an elementary school Christmas concert, you begin shouting at the top of your lungs demanding that the musician plays Cotton Eye Joe and don't stop until they do. Take my word that the crowd will have your back; the people want Cotton Eye Joe, and that transcends all time and cultures.
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So you really are German...
 
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@Null What’s the success rate of your theory of people who keep joking about being a pedophile, that actually end up actually being a pedophile?
 
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