Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

Damn every fat pooner always looks like a pedo
Is there a gooner physiotype?

"Church Youth Pastor"?
"Transbian"?
"Sidewinder"?
"Pie Hawker?"
"Incel?"

God, imagine being a pooner and thinking you're going to wind up looking like your favorite "Cherry Magic!" character and instead you wind up looking like the Polish landlady's son in "The Fugitive."
 
Does he know where he lives and how much they made from a TV show? How many common people he thinks gets meetings with presidents and celebrities?

These people are the ones who really never "check" their privileges.
He should check his family privilege that granted his family, as opposed to any other trans kid family, fame and fortune. And maybe how their celebrity privilege means they get access to deals other influencers and advertisers need to work to get a following for. Not to mention Jazz getting into Harvard and being able to stay by virtue of his status as a trans celebrity.

Sorell should be flagellating himself over his own privilege, not discussing the privilege of others. He might not be a millionaire, but he didn't worry when the price of eggs went up. Weeks ago I'd make the argument he even has a working dick unlike his brother, but apparently that ship has sailed already.
 
I’ve been waiting to upload this video of fat Dendro until it could be on the 1000th page. Good job not getting out there, Plantar fascia!

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Sanhedrin should use this opportunity as a springboard to endorse feminine hygiene products.

Sandalwood "Tampons are not just for women. They are also for regular guys.... like me. And for the record I don't like to have sex with other men, but there would totally be nothing wrong with it if I did."
I'd actually have more respect for Sweden if he actually came out as a true and honest homo. Not a lot because he'd still be, well Strata, but at least you could say "oh he's just doing a bit to get some cock" if you were feeling generous

Strand is doing the camp homo bit for no reason anyone can fathom, and it's insufferable when actual camp homos do it
 
I'd actually have more respect for Sweden if he actually came out as a true and honest homo. Not a lot because he'd still be, well Strata, but at least you could say "oh he's just doing a bit to get some cock" if you were feeling generous

Strand is doing the camp homo bit for no reason anyone can fathom, and it's insufferable when actual camp homos do it
No, because even though Sander is undoubtedly a massive faggot, he's plainly and obviously heterosexual. He has absolutely zero ability to conceal his true emotions, so we know exactly how he really feels about people and situations. His monkey brain (and by extension, his dick) knows damn well that huge troon ogres Hope and Peppermint aren't women, and also knows damn well that Noah (pooner who was dating Dr. Teet Yeeter's sister) is, despite the pube beard, frog voice and the double mastectomy. Funny how that works, eh?

Also, even if he did want dick, he wouldn't need to do embarrassing and cringy things to get it. Dick is ubiquitous and low-value. All you need to do as a gay dude or a slutty straight woman is to install a hook-up app and offers of dick will pour in. Sander looks harsh for 26, but he's not so hideous that he wouldn't be able to get dicked down if that's what he wanted.
 
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The Sandnog name-game provides some much needed comic relief in a thread of tragedy. The troonery of the last 2 decades is enough to drive a person mad. Thanks, Sideburn, for the laughs
It's gotten to near-women's-blogsnark levels, but still nowhere near as bad as the KRUSTY and KKKristen overuse and self-congratulation on the fundiesnark pages was.
 
Twin birthday. The focus is of course, on Jeanette.
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"Through the grace of...an experimental medical intervention, my parents welcomed two healthy twin boys into the world... lost their third son to a cult and turned us all into a televised freak show.

This sounds like some Final Destination shit...
 
Twin birthday. The focus is of course, on Jeanette.
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https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/twintotwin-transfusion-syndrome-ttts
Twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome (TTTS) is a rare pregnancy condition affecting identical twins or other multiples. TTTS occurs in pregnancies where twins share one placenta (afterbirth) and a network of blood vessels that supply oxygen and nutrients essential for development in the womb. These pregnancies are known as monochorionic.

Sometimes the vessel connections within the placenta are not evenly dispensed and there is an imbalance in the blood exchange between the twins. One twin — the donor twin — gives away more blood than it receives in return and runs the risk of malnourishment and organ failure. The recipient twin receives too much blood and is susceptible to overwork of the heart and other cardiac complications.
So which one do we think was the fat cat hogging all the blood?

I'm going with Griffen. He looks like he's still swollen with blood and fluid to this day, and while they both seem retarded Candle is clearly the more deficient of the two.
 
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