Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Eskimoto]

Her mom was a severe alcoholic, wasn't she? I seriously think she's a FAS baby. She literally is the only one that looks like that in her family.

Yeah, her amniotic fluid was 120 proof.

 

[Eskimoto]

Didnt Amberlynn brag multiple times about how she was so good at budgeting and every month she made sure to deposit money into her retirement account and account for taxes? I know I’m not hallucinating that. How could she be the queen of budgeting if she couldn’t even see her bank balance? How was she making multiple deposits to other accounts if she had no access to her account? Can this fatass not lie for two damn seconds?

Either Amberlynn had full access to the accounts and monitored them with an iron fist or Beck missed out on a prime opportunity to funnel cash to herself.

 

[89elbeees]

She literally is the only one that looks like that in her family.

She's a copy paste of Papalynn Reid.

 

[Tiresome]

She's a copy paste of Papalynn Reid.

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Hamber's father confirmed as Nancy Kerrigan attack conspirator Shawn Eckardt.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Well, I'm not surprised. I'm basically the Destiny of the Beauty Parlor. Don't hate. Appreciate.

Sucks to be you, Destiny. I'm Wifey, free and clear, making my own moves, (almost) invulnerable.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

She's a copy paste of Papalynn Reid.

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The one time in recorded history our gorl was the size of a real human

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Girlfriend quiz should've made wifey's picture a screenshot of her hand. Missed opportunity

Also no1curr but I got krystle as well.

 

[Tea Sipper]

Watched our gorl's reaction to the podcast via FaxX machine. I don't think she realises just how non-genuine and inauthentic she sounds. No one believes you, fatass.

I'm sure that this heifer tried her usual manipulative shit with Wipey and was immediately smacked down, quite literally.
I also got Krystle on the quiz.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Just saw the podcast. Same old shit. Learned nothing I didn't already know.
I wish we could go back to the daycare it was a better time

(Also am I the only one that struggled to understand the lay out of this damn house lol)

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Apparently somebody else lives there now I wonder if they can feel the lore ...

More like smell the lore. I'm willing to say the gays just sacrificed the deposit and didn't bother clearing out Ambo's biohazard stench.

She's a copy paste of Papalynn Reid.

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We've seen mommalynn's rack, so I think it's pretty safe to say that Amber's pathetic hydraulic pressed tits are just her dad's moobs.

As for the quiz...

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Well the photo of Babylynn and her dad explains a lot; her superhuman ability to eat through leeeeduhruhlly anything is because she shares the same genes as The World's Fattest Junkie.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I'm still baffled by how out of place Destiny looks in comparison to her family.

That face is something else.
Yet this is Fatty's ''one that got away''. Absolutely fucking unhinged taste.

FAS will do that to you. Everyone I’ve met with it has the same Destiny-esque face with the upturned nose, smooth philtrum and thin upper lip.

She's a copy paste of Papalynn Reid.

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@ExplodedWhale and the rest of us have been talking about Destiny, not Amber.
Destiny has FAS which makes her look different from everyone else in her immediate family and was beyond her control.
Amber has FAT and so does the rest of her family. By choice.

Edit: funny capitalization lol I just woke up

 

[Lard]

She's a copy paste of Papalynn Reid.

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Amber WISHES her LAYYYGGGS looked like papa-Lynn’s.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Well the photo of Babylynn and her dad explains a lot; her superhuman ability to eat through leeeeduhruhlly anything is because she shares the same genes as The World's Fattest Junkie.

Lmao look at this tubby fuck, does this family take their meth battered, deep-fried, and rolled in powdered sugar?

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I don’t quite understand the bit of Amber going in on ZM, saying she is 500 pounds and that what they want her to do is unrealistic, like bitch, just try and lose weight (you know, since your channel started as a weight loss channel) and stop being a psycho cunt to your relationships/exes.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Didnt Amberlynn brag multiple times about how she was so good at budgeting and every month she made sure to deposit money into her retirement account and account for taxes? I know I’m not hallucinating that. How could she be the queen of budgeting if she couldn’t even see her bank balance? How was she making multiple deposits to other accounts if she had no access to her account? Can this fatass not lie for two damn seconds?

Either Amberlynn had full access to the accounts and monitored them with an iron fist or Beck missed out on a prime opportunity to funnel cash to herself.

We are supposed to believe that Amber was self admittedly controlling and crazy with Becky, but didn’t have the basic ass app for her bank on her phone that you just need a login for? Throughout the years Amber said she was super anal about the bills and savings plus she orders like 4,000 dollars in food.

The only thing that makes it slightly believable, is when Amber had her earring business she claimed she needed access to her bank account and said she had to go down to the actual bank to get her login info?

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I actually think that it's heartening that so many folks here don't understand why Beck didn't just leave, because it's clear that you're secure and strong enough to have never really been in a situation with a narc partner. It makes absolutely no sense from the outside, and it's great that you've never been in that position.

Like Amberlynn could pull her head up out of the trough to mastermind crazy emotional abuse.

Two lazy slugs in love didn't work out. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

So Beggums wiped Amber’s “ass” for nine months? Did this continue til the day Beggy left?

Did Jade actually earn the name “Wipey”? I am going to assume that Jade continued the practice and that Methmama and the Wisconsin fat fiend picked up that slack at times.

Imagine being a 34 year old woman having to rely on multiple people over multiple years to wipe your ass.

Also I wonder how Beggy was manipulated into doing it. Does Amber flat out ask her for help or does Beggy intuitively offer the service? I would imagine living with someone who’s “walking” around in their own filth could motivate someone to take the initiative.

Then again, Beggy is a brain dead fucking moron so who knows?

 

[fukuyama]

Then again, Beggy is a brain dead fucking moron so who knows?

You just don't get it, Beggy was abooosed by amberlynn and forced to wipe and bucket whore bath her while FatAL was stuck in the bed!!!!!

Beggy getting her neck kissed by reactor channels and her thinking she is the main character is the worst. Plus all the grifting from creepy fake fags like Mr. Snowflake and real fag fags like ZM, Jerry, the cankle, etc.

This shit isn't even lukewarm tea too.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

You just don't get it, Beggy was abooosed by amberlynn and forced to wipe and bucket whore bath her while FatAL was stuck in the bed!!!!!

Beggy getting her neck kissed by reactor channels and her thinking she is the main character is the worst. Plus all the grifting from creepy fake fags like Mr. Snowflake and real fag fags like ZM, Jerry, the cankle, etc.

This shit isn't even lukewarm tea too.

I know it’s disgusting. I don’t know how one can go from cosigning Amber’s shitty habits for one’s own benefits to becoming the victim but white trash finds a way.

But the internet is gonna internet and the people you reference are saying that type of shit just to make money.

I doubt anyone is actually sincere and if so, who the fuck cares? Let Beggy get their internet ass pats from other terminally online losers. The fuck does that have to do with me trying to gawk at a fat bitch like the fucking yokel I am?

I’m not worry about whatever money Beggy may make from these endeavors; it wouldn’t be enough to change her shit life. At most it’s gonna be a year supply of graphic tees and pajama pants used to cover her expanding waist line.

I also don’t care what some yt fag says; Jordy lives a painfully pathetic existence where he has to wait around a computer all day in order to react to some fat fucking cow. If he has to play by some internet rules in order to keep his livelihood so be it.

The piece of shit is doomed as he is for ever tainted by being associated with Amberlynn Reid. No amount of passive income is worth that.

 

[Constellationzero]

Aaaaand, like Bam Margera, Hambutt looks exactly like this with a pedostache.

And by Bam, I mean, Bam looks exactly like Don Vito nowadays.