Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Clotso Coof]

One year ago was when she was at the peak of her "running arc" with the St Patrick's 5k farce.

She's only going to get worse from here, unless she pulls her head out of her fat ass right now.

Anna is annoying, rude and selfish. But she isn't evil and she's not intentionally hurting people. She's one of the only semi-sympathetic lolcows we have in our top 10 deathfats. She even tries to take care of her dog.

She's like the saddest of the pooners in Stinkditch forum in that she has fallen into the grips of the worst quack medical scammers and greedy surgeons. Combined with her untreated mental issues, her pursuit of magic surgery is going to lead her into permanent disability (and probably pain pill addiction).

The last few years of Anna's life will be tragic. Her father will probably live to see it all, just like his wife and other daughter suffered and died.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

The hyperbaric chamber, I forgot about that. She’s absolutely doing the Michael Jackson jitterbug into the grave.

Gain weight in the hospital? Nah, most people lose 10-15 lbs of water weight because the hospital food is gross and they’re sick and aren’t into eating much anyway. The fluids from the IV go right through you.

She’s bloated from stuffing her fat gob all day.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

She's big mad.

Yeah, you hateful shits. Anna isn't fat. She's bloated all over and has been her entire life.

 

[Trombonista]

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I don't think fibrotic fat is supposed to jiggle like that.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Gain weight in the hospital? Nah, most people lose 10-15 lbs of water weight because the hospital food is gross and they’re sick and aren’t into eating much anyway. The fluids from the IV go right through you.

I have always gained after surgery in hospital.

Spoiler: PL

Even after an abdominoplasty post very big babies, I had 3 kg (6.6 lbs) of loose skin removed and left hospital 4 days later heavier than I was on admission, despite not eating the crappy food. It took 3 weeks of drains to stop the fluid buildup, and 12 months to lose the swelling.

ETA: Yes I’m vain enough to have that surgery, but not game enough for any others. Unlike Anna. Even after a TAH BSO (google it) I weighed more on discharge than I did on admission. Fluid build up is a very real thing, and for once I’ll side with Anna on this issue.

 

[WENDY DENG 2020]

A follow-up question regarding the Return of the Fat conversation: I understand what the study has shown about the body making new fat cells but does it mean that those who have lipo must be diligent about their weight thereafter to avoid unintentional body fat modifications?

My friend had lipo and a tummy tuck 4 years ago. She has gained 20 pounds since. None of it in her abdomen. It has gone to her upper thighs and ass. But she now needs a belt with jeans and pants.

 

[ThankGodForAtheists]

Did anyone notice a thinning towards Anna's hairline? I don't usually pay too much attention to the rat's nest of sebum and dandruff she calls her clowning glory, but that last shot we've just seen of her seems a bit suspicious in my eyes - perhaps some sharp-eyed Kiwis can confirm whether I'm tilting at windmills.

I know that the stress of surgery can cause hair loss in some patients, but she's also getting to the age where some women do see some degree of hair thinning, so it's a curious thing to note. I wonder if she'd ever feel moved to wear wigs or simply pretend it's not happening?

There was a video a few weeks ago where she is yelling angrily to some TikTok audio that very clearly showcased her BAD thinning hair - it was SO much scalp when she turned and I’m really surprised she posted it. She was on her old apartment stairwell balcony. Go look for that video. So. Much. Balding.

Ever since someone on YouTube commented and pointed out that Anna has never shown herself doing something kind or helpful for someone else - never cried over someone else’s plight - I haven’t been able to shake it. It’s so true. She is consumed with herself and has never used her platform with millions of followers to better someone else’s life in any way. She is not giving, generous, empathetic, or aware of others. She only cries for herself. She hires people to revolve around her. The narcissism is astounding. Especially for someone so fucking monstrously ugly and beastly. She is deeply conceited which seems like an oxymoron. How can someone so physically repulsive be so obsessed with themselves?!

 

[Jizzrag]

Taken from Reddit

She’s talking about Alan Roberts, he sells protein powder

 

[glass_houses]

She’s talking about Alan Roberts, he sells protein powder

I thought she liked protein powder. Maybe Anna and Alan should do a collab.

 

[TastyColours]

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She’s talking about Alan Roberts, he sells protein powder

Oh Anna. To paraphrase Yoda - trying is not doing. You don't do squat when you are trying to do your best. Unless your best is doing nothing. Trying is just a big ole rationalisation. A lie you tell yourself because self-awareness is spooky!

 

[pippeyyy]

It will never not be funny that Anna has to cut the neck off all her tshirts to fit over her head and neck and she's screaming about how being fat isn't her fault with a T-shirt cut so low around her neck that it would fall off even a small death fat. I think she's worse than a drug addict or alcoholic with this because at least those people will openly admit they are ruining their bodies with drugs/drink, Anna can't even do that.

 

[Chococat3012]

New lipodema video from Colin featuring Anna

Sharing the link to a new video from Colin Mockery, there are funny parts from Anna's scammy doctor (the female one)

 

[lottalove]

Anna's recipe for trying to do the best you can to encourage "other" to do the same:

1) overeat enough to reach Lipolymphedema /Lipedema Stage 4, be sure to ignore the idea of a healthy diet
2) let the doctor suck out some fat and fibrosis, let the other doctor cut off some hanging skin
3) repeat 1) and 2)
4) receive criticism online for people not understanding this simple concept.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Taken from Reddit
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She’s talking about Alan Roberts, he sells protein powder

Hmm selling a weight loss program that apparently does work for some people or telling people they have unburnable fat like you and they need plastic surgery while never being transparent and backing up your claims.
Which one is worse, Anna?

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

Listen to the panic in her voice. Her eyes are so wide and manic you can see the whites all around. Nobody wants you to magically turn skinny, dummy. People hate you because you're a self-absorbed, idiotic cunt who does nothing but take and consume and create more work for other people.

Again, I'm loving Oxy Anna. It's like she's taken a dose of truth serum and she hates what she sees.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Ever since someone on YouTube commented and pointed out that Anna has never shown herself doing something kind or helpful for someone else - never cried over someone else’s plight - I haven’t been able to shake it. It’s so true. She is consumed with herself and has never used her platform with millions of followers to better someone else’s life in any way. She is not giving, generous, empathetic, or aware of others. She only cries for herself. She hires people to revolve around her. The narcissism is astounding. Especially for someone so fucking monstrously ugly and beastly. She is deeply conceited which seems like an oxymoron. How can someone so physically repulsive be so obsessed with themselves?!

WTF are you talking about? She donated a fondue pot to a women’s shelter! Our Anna is very generous!!1!

 

[HamFan]

Nobody wants you to magically turn skinny, dummy.

Well, except Anna herself. And that's "likely never happening." ... She's still holding out hope.

Anna has to be panicking over where to go from here, after the surgery has done fuck all, except, miraculously, make her look even worse. And swimsuit haul season is here. (...well, Anna usually does it in the middle of summer when it's too late, but, it's coming.)

This isn't like one of her normal endeavors that she can just memory-hole when it's unsuccessful. From simple goals like "I'm going to take weekends off," and, "I'm going to post a motivational quote every Monday," to huge ones like, "I'm making a movie," and, "I'm becoming a marathon runner." She gets what she can out of it, then moves on, never mentioning it again. This surgery arc, though. This fucked up her body in a way we can all see. It did not make her thin, proving that her weight is not her fault. Now what? What content will she make next?

Reality is coming home to roost in her nest of delusions, and that's why she's lashing out.

 

[Constellationzero]

It will never not be funny that Anna has to cut the neck off all her tshirts to fit over her head and neck and she's screaming about how being fat isn't her fault with a T-shirt cut so low around her neck that it would fall off even a small death fat. I think she's worse than a drug addict or alcoholic with this because at least those people will openly admit they are ruining their bodies with drugs/drink, Anna can't even do that.

Sally's head and neck situation type deal molment:

 

[Magic Pickle]

Anna accusing others of snake oil selling is so ironic, so hypocritical, that I actually took a moment to re-read what she wrote to ensure my brain hadn't gotten scrambled from too much melatonin. I'll not pretend Alan Roberts isn't his own kind of blustering tryhard, but you can look at his physique alone and know that while his delivery may lack elegance, he's no fool when it comes to his subject matter. Furthermore, to throw (vague and unnamed as to dodge accountability) rocks in his direction while working with that tacky bling-sporting oil slick of a doctor is... well, it's certainly not a choice that will age well.

Anna's Oxy arc is great so far - I need more batshit crazy takes from her as she throws the three strands on her head around in pig-like distress, spitting crumbs all over her phone over the mere concept that others judge her and she cannot control what they say. While Anna is a milquetoast cow compared to some of the titans featured on this website, 2025 is shaping up (so far) to make her a decent contender for Lolcow of the Year, at least in the Deathfat category.

 

[Barbarella]

I see her buffalo hump is coming along famously.

Didn’t Anna win the Deathfat category this year? Breaker of Scales?

I love the idea of her being mad because she is starting to realize she’s harmed herself, but I don’t think it’s true. I think she’s mad because the world isn’t buying her true story.

All these years she’s been online, and she’s been able to call herself quirky New York girl, fashionista, world traveler, Disney lover, fitness queen, and she never really had a lot of pushback. Sure, the farms existed but if she even knows about us, we are easy to ignore. Unlike Chantal, I don’t think Anna ever had the drive to see what every single person online was saying about her. Her comments were mostly buying into it and that was enough.

Now though, there are numerous people with growing subscriber bases -and Alan all along- who are calling her out for what she’s doing. When it was only Alan she could ignore it but Anna reactors are popping up everywhere, and she hates it. Her comments and DMs are changing. Tracey can delete comments but not fast enough and not her DMs.

I’m sure she’s thinking “These people are terrible. I had SURGERY AND AM RECOVERING and they are calling me out???? Monsters! Bullies!" And tears come, “why can’t they see how sick I am and how hard I’ve tried.” she’s not going to realize that she’s tried to take the easy way again and it failed, and by doing so she’s led people astray.

Anna touched reality a decade ago but it slipped from her grasp, like a helium balloon, never to return.