Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Magic Pickle]

Did anyone notice a thinning towards Anna's hairline? I don't usually pay too much attention to the rat's nest of sebum and dandruff she calls her clowning glory, but that last shot we've just seen of her seems a bit suspicious in my eyes - perhaps some sharp-eyed Kiwis can confirm whether I'm tilting at windmills.

I know that the stress of surgery can cause hair loss in some patients, but she's also getting to the age where some women do see some degree of hair thinning, so it's a curious thing to note. I wonder if she'd ever feel moved to wear wigs or simply pretend it's not happening?

 

[OttoWest]

So if Anna were to trip and hurtle towards one of those floor-to-ceiling windows, could she conceivably break it?

I always think of that guy who popped out the window in Toronto. Needless to say I wouldn’t want to be near Anna in a skyscraper.

 

[Barbarella]

Hard to tell if she’s losing hair or it’s insanely dirty but I’ll go with thinning. Most deathfats seem to lose their hair. Tess is an exception but even she started losing it, but had steroid shots and medication.

Will Anna wear a wig? Hell no. Wigs are scratchy, hot and uncomfortable. She doesn’t have the patience. She clearly has never cared what her hair or skin looked like. If she loses too much, she might decide to get a hair replacement surgery, if she finds a scammer to do it. I’m assuming that if she can find somebody to cut chunks of her body out, she can find somebody to do hair plugs on a superfat.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

With that video comes a justification, she's a special kind of deathfat, who can make more fibrosis quicker!
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Her joints, tissues and organs will cope with being a deathfat just fine, if she regularly sucks out the fibrosis type stuff.

I’m sorry but how in the world can bariatric surgery lead to more complications than getting the fat sucked out and chopped off of your body?!
I know she’s wrong here and that her doctors are selling her a load of BS but how does that even make sense in her own mind?

 

[janeir0]

I’m assuming that if she can find somebody to cut chunks of her body out, she can find somebody to do hair plugs on a superfat.

Oh yeah she could easily go to Turkey and get a hair transplant. You aren't sedated for that procedure at all, aside from like maybe given a Xanax.

 

[thejackal2]

Did anyone notice a thinning towards Anna's hairline? I don't usually pay too much attention to the rat's nest of sebum and dandruff she calls her clowning glory, but that last shot we've just seen of her seems a bit suspicious in my eyes - perhaps some sharp-eyed Kiwis can confirm whether I'm tilting at windmills.

I know that the stress of surgery can cause hair loss in some patients, but she's also getting to the age where some women do see some degree of hair thinning, so it's a curious thing to note. I wonder if she'd ever feel moved to wear wigs or simply pretend it's not happening?

Thinning and graying hair, meanwhile her face is packing on fat (she's always been lucky that way, not anymore) and her skin looks corpse like whenever the filter isn't working overtime. She's in rough, rough shape. I'm going to continue with the belief that she doesn't have much time left on this earth. I give her about 5 years without a dramatic turnaround.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Oh yeah she could easily go to Turkey and get a hair transplant. You aren't sedated for that procedure at all, aside from like maybe given a Xanax.

She is used to that thats what they do for her surgeries with Scamron.

She is like a melting candle.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

With that video comes a justification, she's a special kind of deathfat, who can make more fibrosis quicker!
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Her joints, tissues and organs will cope with being a deathfat just fine, if she regularly sucks out the fibrosis type stuff.

Thus virtually confirming she’s developing a surgery/painkiller addiction to go with her junk food, alcohol, and attention addictions.

 

[ADHD]

I think her hair has been thinning for a while, at least a little bit.

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

Did she really say in that vent video that she hardly ever posts food content? Girl, what?? I'm kind of loving doped-up Anna. The oxys are really bringing out the depths of her delusions.

She's also not paying any attention to the reactions of people in the backgrounds of her videos or photos. Love the nurse in the background trying to get into the room while 40-year-old half-naked Anna is "learning a TikTok dance."

 

[I call shenanigans]

could she conceivably break it?

Those kind of windows are generally mandated to be safety glass, like glass sliding doors. So unlikely she’d break it. She might just dislodge the whole framework though.

how in the world can bariatric surgery lead to more complications

She claims her sister died from complications of bariatric surgery, so she’s putting her own emphasis on “complications “ and Dr Scamron will agree with whatever she says. Also, neither he or Mr Magic plastic surgeon can perform bariatric surgery. These surgeries fit squarely in the Gastrointestinal Surgery specialty. Modern techniques make these surgeries relatively safe, unlike when Anna’s sister may have had hers (if she did actually have one). Don’t get me wrong though, there definitely can be complications, but unless the surgeon is bad, complications are rare for first time bariatric surgeries, if the correct surgery is chosen for the individual patient’s needs. Unfortunately, many surgeons just favour one surgery over the others, so will advise what they are comfortable doing rather than what’s in the best interests of their patient.

I wonder if she'd ever feel moved to wear wigs or simply pretend it's not happening?

She’ll absolutely do something.

I think her hair has been thinning for a while, at least a little bit.

That’s why she wears the fake braid headband.

 

[Otterly]

I’m sorry but how in the world can bariatric surgery lead to more complications than getting the fat sucked out and chopped off of your body?!

It leads to the complication of ‘being able to eat less.’
The hair looks like the classic female pattern thinning where the centre part starts to thin. It often happens to women as they age, severe stress, etc. And of course hormone disruption will do it too.
It could also be fungal buildup if she’s not washing her hair.
she should work on her scalp health, rosemary oil/water water rinses, get rid of the dandruff with medicated shampoos, and of course losing weight. Although ironically at first large weight loss can make it worse it will likely sort itself out once a lower weight is reached. She’s also likely anaemia at that weight and more so after blood loss from surgery. Very fat women often have anaemia and chronic vitamin deficiencies and her periods will be heavy at that size.
Fat is a metabolically active tissue. It produces and uses hormones and substances which affect hormones and so very large women often find their hair thinning. Your hair and nails are a read out of your general state of health - I know the times in my life I’ve been under serious strain I’ve seen a lot of hair loss. It can generally be reversed but you have to work on health. Especially as you hit your forties. You coast along doing whatever and then suddenly you can’t any more.
I’m also convinced humans shed more or less seasonally. Shout out to all cat owners trying to keep the cat hair coating everything from reaching critical mass in spring.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Anna, do not offend the potato. Nothing beats a potato in satiety. It's the perfect vegetable for keeping a healthy weight. Potatoes are cheap and nutritious, makes you feel satisfied with your dinner, and it allows you to avoid snacking in between meals.

 

[Terfatron]

I want a "super fat vs super skinny" with her and Eugenia.
Them living together for a week, having to share every meal while being egged on by a 2000s producer team would be the dream.

But no, the glory days are over and we will never get such a amazing show again.

 

[HamFan]

BREAKING NEWS: Anna doesn't eat the best!

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Those pupils are scary pinholes. Gorl is on a cocktail of drugs so vast the corpse of Michael Jackson is jealous.

We've seen Anna's portion of mashed potatoes. Think Thanksgiving for One. She showed that with no qualms, think of what it must look like when even she thinks it's a "questionable choice."

Now she says her health isn't affected by her weight or what she eats, but at the beginning of her munchie arc, it was all about changing her diet. Less sugar, more protein. She just recently had some type of panel done to see what causes her "flairs." Which she never followed up on, of course, because people would call her out even more next time she eats hot dogs or cotton candy.

This is the worst possible time for her to eat like shit (even shittier than usual). I'm shocked she hasn't had some type of infection, and she's not out of the woods yet. But Popeye arms, here we come!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

ARGH… once IN a while Anna, not once AND awhile. How does the possessor of a Masters degree make such a basic mistake?

I love me some mashed potatoes but can enjoy them without building an add the size of Central Park. So can most people.

She looked rough after both her last surgeries but it’s a good bit worse this time.

Pulling this out of my ass but she looks like she’s unsuccessfully trying to fight off thoughts more uncomfortable than usual?

I’d like to hear from her what the complete schedule of procedures is that she discussed with the clinic. Did they give her an estimate of how many she’d need and how much weight might come off?

She’s not said anything that I’m aware of.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

ARGH… once IN a while Anna, not once AND awhile.

Look at her, ms type A perfectionist over here

 

[Poopfart]

Look at her, ms type A perfectionist over here

Prob just a flair up

 

[thejackal2]