Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Printemps]

The exhaustive list of all the exhausting chores Becky says she's responsible for and is making her burned out:

• Makes tea (for herself and one other person)
• Picks up dishes around the house
• Does dishes in morning and evening
• Stick a bottle in Hannah's mouth in the morning while Becky hits the bong
• Does laundry
• Straightens up downstairs area
• Phones her parents so they can see Hannah
• "packs up the baby" to have her spend nights with Daniel or Jack, unclear
• Packs bowls of weed (also for herself and another person)
• Pets Sam's hair as he falls asleep

Looks to me like she does far fewer chores in her current arrangement than she would do if she were single. You'll notice she's never mentioned any chores pertaining to the pets or anything for Hannah beyond "packing her up," whatever that means, for the night. She doesn't have to wake with the baby, ever. I wonder how many "days off" of their chores and childrearing duties the men get.

This is a woman who makes out that doing a few loads of laundry is a herculean task because it's all she actually has when she wants to complain about being overworked. She doesn't cook, she doesn't take care of the baby, we know she doesn't clean because she's bragged about her Latina maids, and she's admitted their adult dogs still use pee pads so we know she doesn't take the dogs out to poop either. Literally the only chore she actually does is shove some clothes in the washer and then sit on her ass while the machine does the actual work. And for this, she considers herself an abused fifties housewife.

 

[Tanner Glass]

I imagine that Becky is extremely and seriously burnt out in a way she will never recover from.

Chores and life are not that big of a deal, unless you've trapped yourself into a nightmarish hellscape wherein you're in 3(or more) separate relationships with people you pretty clearly dislike but cannot ever actually leave because you're so bad at life. I'm exhausted after a few days of fighting with my one (1) spouse who isn't a slobbering retard - I would probably literally shoot myself inside of a week if I was living with/in a relationship with 3 full on "failed to launch" semi-adults and if I was also a complete lunatic like Becky is.

Being Becky has to be exhausting. Reading this thread is exhausting sometimes, even.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Being Becky has to be exhausting

One of the tragedies of cluster B people is that they're very often engulfed in a tornado of interpersonal chaos, but even if you let yourself get beat up helping them extricate themselves, they'll turn around and find it all again. They don't like chaos, but they also feel really uncomfortable without it and will constantly seek it out - complaining about their burnout the whole way.

Speaking of which, it was about time for a suicide threat

Jack must feel GREAT through all this. "Yeah yeah yeah, you're a mensch Jack but I'm totally alone and hate all men."

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It's hilarious how rotted the brains of these bsky simps have become from the feminism "men always bad women always good" ethos.

If all four or five or whatever of your roommates are mad at you about your level of contribution to your shared household, it's not because you're a put-upon scapegoat 99.999% of the time, it's because you're not contributing sufficiently. Any human being with the sense God gave a goose would realize that if every person in a household is telling one member of that household that they need to step up, it's probably for a reason. It's the "if you meet one asshole" problem.

She literally thinks that her nagging at them to do chores and picking up dishes around the work area of the one person who works full-time in the household is equivalent to holding down a full time job and actually doing chores.

Becky is the one with the conservative gender roles here. But she thinks the job of an upper-class man is to put his wife into a position where all she has to do is point out to the maids what needs doing and sit on her ass eating bonbons the rest of the time, while occasionally getting a melty mothering look on her face about her offspring. She rails against 1950s ideals but she wants to bring back Victorian times.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

One of the tragedies of cluster B people is that they're very often engulfed in a tornado of interpersonal chaos, but even if you let yourself get beat up helping them extricate themselves, they'll turn around and find it all again. They don't like chaos, but they also feel really uncomfortable without it and will constantly seek it out - complaining about their burnout the whole way.

Speaking of which, it was about time for a suicide threat
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Jack must feel GREAT through all this. "Yeah yeah yeah, you're a mensch Jack but I'm totally alone and hate all men."

Do a flip, fatty.

The entire household revolves around her. It’s her, three mutually cuckolded men, her daughter and four pets (two dogs, a cat and a tranny). Everything that happens in that house is what she wants. But no, apparently no one even notices her.

I guess that’s what happens when your sole appeal is how easily you open your legs, but you’re now a fat old hag. Sam and Jackson running a train on the troon in the next room while Becky takes another bong hit and merges with the couch.

It's hilarious how rotted the brains of these bsky simps have become from the feminism "men always bad women always good" ethos.

And how easily Becky switches from “I’m nonbinary!!!” to “I’m being picked on because I’m a woman!!!”

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

Damn, stay home moms i mean dads, which Becky most certainly is, are expected to do chores around the house and take care of the kid(s)??? Holy shit, that poor put upon woman.

Also, how goddamn hard is it to pack a bowl? How is that even a chore?

 

[RonRiot]

Even if the various cucks and troons forming her geek chorus are all slobs who live like college boys in a grody dorm…you chose this, Becky. You keep adopting sad sack men with no interests beyond gaming and gooning and bringing them home like injured autistic kittens. You devised the very hell you’re living in.
Hannah didn’t get a choice, so maybe put her first.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Also, how goddamn hard is it to pack a bowl? How is that even a chore?

Right? And she's packing the bowl and making the tea for herself, too. So she's doing it already. It's not really any extra work to pour another cup or pack a little more into the bowl.

I'd love to hear what a family court judge would think of her little lists of chores. Can't wait for "I have to REMIND the men to change her diaper every time, NO ONE ever changes her diaper without me saying she needs it!"

Becky now seeking new sources of outrage:



Becky waxes rhapsodic about how much parents owe their children. Becky, you owe your child regular diaper changes and a breakfast that isn't spent on her back while you hit the pipe.



Imagining Becky homeschooling makes me really sad. It'll just be Hannah being ordered to make her mother happy, all day long. "You can actually learn a lot by watching Doctor Who and Carnivale and old performances of Cirque du Soleil!"



Such a martyr, such a saint. Ever the virtuous victim.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

She literally thinks that her nagging at them to do chores and picking up dishes around the work area of the one person who works full-time in the household is equivalent to holding down a full time job and actually doing chores.

The cognitive load/mental admin of running a household often does fall to the woman/women in a household (not always, but often), so she probably thinks it's a valid complaint and thinks her followers will agree that she's a put-upon, overworked, harried and busy househag... And if she were doing more than just bossing around her cucks, she might be right.

As discussed though, ALL she does is make tea, wash clothes, pack bowls and tell everyone else that they should be doing more, so complaining about this falls very flat.

If she was actually doing half or more of the physical tasks too maybe she would come across as less of a lazy, spoiled cunt? But by her own words we know how little she does besides get high and whine and melt into the sofa.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky's on a skeeting tear right now. Going to try and capture it all before she starts the inevitable prunings and deletions.




She's once again "seriously considering" cutting off the family she literally calls daily. It has to be all or nothing. You're either on a video call for an hour a day or you're no contact forever. There is no in between.

 

[AnOminous]

You can see it at the bottom of this archive: https://archive.ph/TZOLS

They probably voted for Trump BECAUSE of this absolutely abhorrent cunt they unwisely adopted. Becky is a walking argument for abortion instead of adoption.

Looks to me like she does far fewer chores in her current arrangement than she would do if she were single.

I like how this evil bitch basically describes lolling around being fat and useless like a jellyfish as if it's some massive amount of effort. Wow, you smoke weed all day. What a rough life.

 

[Pargon]

Becky now seeking new sources of outrage:



Becky waxes rhapsodic about how much parents owe their children. Becky, you owe your child regular diaper changes and a breakfast that isn't spent on her back while you hit the pipe.

Fuck you, Becca. An Internet-connected device is literally growing from your palm all day and night and you still can’t be buggered to use it for anything other than your martyrdom campaign. Jeanne d’Arc was preserved from flame by her faith in the One God but your flabby ass will go from now to Samhain.

Also, “leftist that isn’t some kind of -ist”? Bitch is you hig—oh.

Down the road AND across the street for you, darling. Beep-beep.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If all four or five or whatever of your roommates are mad at you about your level of contribution to your shared household, it's not because you're a put-upon scapegoat 99.999% of the time, it's because you're not contributing sufficiently.

For all her constant nattering about polyamory theory and literature, Becky sure hasn't done any reading on intentional communities. "House full of adult burnout" problems have been discussed for decades longer than the woes of the multifuckers.

House meeting, comrades! Get me two paper plates and a brad, because we are making a chore wheel.

 

[Next Task]

Worth reiterating that in the first tweet, there's an 8+ hour gap where said boyfriend is at *work* while Becky stays home. In the second, her chores are 'pick up dishes from desk and do dishes during the day', which will be most likely a plate and a mug and very little else. Again, in the 8+ hour gap of people who have jobs, versus Becky who doesn't, and is actively sabotaging any efforts to get one by being herself on LinkedIn. Yet she's currently on a whining bender about having to tell those evil men to pick up after themselves, which will reduce even the slightest hint of work she might have to do.

She's bitching about having to do even the simplest of chores, even having to make a fucking cup of tea and a bowl for two rather than one, as if she's a slave on a plantation for it. What a lazy cunt.

I do think this also reinforces something - that Daniel isn't nearly as likely to leave as she suggests. She's throwing a big fit about her standing up to him, but still will refer to him as her husband when she forgets. She pulling a lot of her usual stunts, and I suspect Daniel's just letting her huff and puff while he tells a few home truths. Her latest bitching is just as likely to come from her complaining about clearing away his lunch and him asking, 'And what do you do all day? I'm working to keep us fed.' Any answer she gives will backfire, so instead she keeps herself unemployable and complains to her pathetic simps about how telling people what to do is so draining, y'all.

Though 'packing up the baby' is also very likely 'pick up her carrier and give her to Daniel, unchanged of course'. Lifting one baby for ten metres is the trauma of motherhood. How dare they interrupt her eight hours of being high and scrolling the internet by having their own needs. I suppose Hannah should be glad that for the next couple of days her mother's going to fight for her, not kill herself to protect her. Let's wait for that little pendulum to swing back as well.

 

[Trombonista]

Thunkful....all her "supportive multi-generational families" and " child thrives best in an environment where they're raised by adults they are related to. Sure, sometimes that's 2 parents, but..." stuff makes me wonder if she's thinking about moving back in with Mami and Papi.

Probably not, since they live in Florida, which is run by the guy Bex would consider Hitler Lite.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky is taking today for herself. Finally. I know we have all been intensely concerned about the state of her self-care.



Who gets to do this kind of thing with a 14 month old? I know I definitely never did, and not for lack of a caring partner.

Feels like she's setting them up for failure; if Daniel knocks to ask where some baby items is, she will lose her pocket spaghetti.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Who gets to do this kind of thing with a 14 month old? I know I definitely never did, and not for lack of a caring partner.

What kind of mother would want to? Everybody needs some “me time,” not debating that, but to set out to purposefully ignore your baby? Your still non-walking, non-talking, bald, flat-headed, still on the bottle, clearly neglected one year old who wants and needs you? While you’re… still in the house, just farting around??? Man, she hates that kid.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Becky is taking today for herself. Finally. I know we have all been intensely concerned about the state of her self-care.

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Who gets to do this kind of thing with a 14 month old? I know I definitely never did, and not for lack of a caring partner.

Feels like she's setting them up for failure; if Daniel knocks to ask where some baby items is, she will lose her pocket spaghetti.

I would rather be called a cuck than a menfolk

 

[Hungry Wes Borland]

The level of privilege in average times (so impoverished she can drink her nerd themed tea and smoke several joints in her own "office" while employed as a "stay at home mom" who explicitly refuses to do most mom related tasks) should be galling to the tranny blue sky ass patters but given that Becky's timeline is filled with RTs about how Republicans are bringing back slavery, claims Trump is putting trannies into camps, and daily analogies to 1930s Germany, how do these retards tolerate this? Shouldn't she be shamed into oblivion for the obvious lack of concern for her fellow troons and invalids?
The question really is what do her nearly 2k followers get out of reading her account? She's not funny, not perceptive. I don't really agree with the blue sky zeitgeist but at least I can see skytweets that resemble jokes or seem incisive if that's your worldview, so what gives?

It's a sincere question - why follow Bex, if not to gawk?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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Tacit confirmation, as if we needed it, that she sees having sex with the cucks as just another chore she has to do once in a while.

What a sad life. Imagine having three whole-ass partners and not enjoying fucking even one of them...