DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FormerPro]

It's always good to have a reminder why this guy has absolutely zero friends at all. His two teammates from back in the day were basically on call the entire night while he flip flopped back and forth between what game he wanted to get his shit pushed in on.

While it started out with the fake "OH GOOD MOVE.... VERY NICE" it soon devolved into how these tactics would never work in the real game, lag, mashing and how Phil would win offline. I'm sure when they watch that stream back they'll be glad they took the time to play you to provide content for YOUR STREAM.

The highlight had to be in Super Turbo when he waited until he was 9-5 down in a first to 10 to bust out "his best character", obviously thinking he was going to reel 5 straight games off and everyone would applaud and throw money at him. He then proceeded to get his shit pushed in , demand a rematch despite losing the first to 10, lose the rematch and then launch into a 10 minute cope session about online fighting games.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Watching Phil get absolutely slapped around in MVC2 will never get old. Especially to a Ken team where Ken isn’t just used as an anti air assist. Phil had no fucking clue what to do.

And let me be clear, if he was just average at games and got destroyed by pros, that’s fine. It’s just that he will simultaneously puff his chest about how good he is at beating “scrubs” and then not make any excuses about making excuses why he can’t beat anybody skillful.

It was the funniest segment by far. He coped about how VDO knew how to play his team and the matchups cause he plays the game all the time while DSP just doesn't know how to play against that team.

Keep in mind DSP probably has thousands of hours on this game and is playing a way more meta level team lol. Also the constant bitching about the connection and stuff dude go play fightcade with them they wouldn't leak your IP right?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Also let's be real, it's definitely beating the long buried skeleton of a horse to go "DSP BAD CUZ HE BEG FOR DONO"

Does begging for donos get more acceptable over time?

 

[PieceofShet]

Does begging for donos get more acceptable over time?

Yes, if you sit outside a building in a cardboard box with a sign.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I got a bit of humor out of a Nigerian currency membership for the front that the biggest scammer on YouTube got a sub in the currency of the country notorious for scammers. There's a travel blogger who covers scams in various European countries (surprise surprise they're all run by the big three but in this situation we'll stick with the worst of all three wrapped up in on smelly illiterate subhuman looking "people" gypsies) anyways this scam is simple it's usually to sign a petition followed by a donation and this guy will usually give them some worthless currency like Belarusian rubles and the reaction is very similar to Phils.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Spotted August the Duck made a video on DSP to moralfag on the whole "Turning down Nigerian donations" thing and grandstand how hard it is for a Nigerian person to make the money they donated, when it's clearly fucking obvious it's another troll donation meant to insight and upset Phil for begging for donos to start playing games. It's such a bad take on the situation from a dude who claims to be pretty "clued up" on DSP and his lore, like I'm not that well in touch with DSP (I've only really paid close attention to him and his story in the past 2/3 months) and I know people have purposefully done bogus donos from third world countries to fuck with him. Also let's be real, it's definitely beating the long buried skeleton of a horse to go "DSP BAD CUZ HE BEG FOR DONO"

Any mainstream attention DSP gets is gold dust for us, so why are you mad? You also can't expect normies to be as caught up no DSP as we are in this thread.

 

[Balr0g]

Seems as if Phil made a big mistake playing the old Streetfighter Collection instead of playing SF 6. He probably would have had more success in Ranked considering it was the lull between the elimination and Top 16 round of the Capcom Cup. Btw a 15 year old managed to get into the Grand final. Now that is a prodigy.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Seems as if Phil made a big mistake playing the old Streetfighter Collection instead of playing SF 6. He probably would have had more success in Ranked considering it was the lull between the elimination and Top 16 round of the Capcom Cup. Btw a 15 year old managed to get into the Grand final. Now that is a prodigy.

That 15 year old is a NO LIFE LOSER who probably plays the game all the time. He also doesn’t have a CAT or a MO-WIFE.

 

[Galeocerdo]

Does begging for donos get more acceptable over time?

Only if you make absolute bank, or pretend it's going to a third world country.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He almost assuredly pulled that shit only because he was absolutely confident in his parents’ tech illiteracy and very likely at least one of them being indulgent enough with him to believe him when he rings up for his weekly Saturday call and tells her to ignore any faggy retards who might call *snort*

You’ve gotta be a real special kind of scumbag to dangle (very much not) dying parents as a lie, especially for dollars you’re just pissing down your leg

not only that but then chastising Max and accusing him of monetizing his dead dog.

Man that eleven year old really shellshocked the fuck out of him, huh.

now imagine someone 3 times the age and 3 times the size.........

It is really hard to tell with Phil these days regarding his vague hinting about "behind the scenes" issues that are causing him concern.

His biggest problem is he wants to use this crap for pitybux then cries when people say something. If you don't want people to know about your personal life - that you insist on putting out there - then don't mention it at all. You're not being 'transparent' by throw vague lies out.

Put me in the camp that he is freaking out about his taxes.

Oh he has no idea yet at how bad he's fucked this year.

 

[00R-Gundam]

How fucked is he though? Tax wise.

 

[johnkimble123]

How fucked is he though? Tax wise.

Not very. He'll just do payment plans, again, if he's broke, and with IRS funding being in trouble, the chances anybody finds any exaggerations in expenses are slim to none.

He will gladly do an 8-9% payment plan and pay couple hundred bucks a month instead of saving throughout the year. He's pretty dumb.

 

[shekelshoah666]

How fucked is he though? Tax wise.

Just gonna be another huge tax bill onto the pile that he probably pays the minimum on. He seemed to think he had to spend $$$$ on the business at the end of last year to get under some magic threshold but we all know that didn't do shit.

'So uh I took these 2 days off to get my tax stuff together and send it to my tax guy who I pay big money to make sure it's done right and he said I'm gonna owe big this year!" That's basically what he will end up saying. Always so funny that he has to take days off + pay a premium to get his taxes done when Paypal/Youtube/Kick all send him the info he needs and he just has to fill out some basic other shit.

 

[Squats=Slut]

I don't give a shit about august the duck but anything that gets more eyes on how terrible Phil's begging is good in my book. Plus you know how much it makes him seethe when people spotlight his retardation, so that's always entertaining.

 

[Major]

A tiny amount of his income comes from actual viewers. He is generally supported by whales and die hard fans who don't care how many subs he has.
I can almost guarantee that even if his sub count halved overnight he would still have relatively the same amount of income.

He's basically an egirl at this point isn't he? In terms of how he makes his money

 

[Squats=Slut]

He's basically an egirl at this point isn't he? In terms of how he makes his money

Bad at everything he plays?
Check.
Focuses more on the facecam than the actual gameplay?
Check.
Fat ass titties?
Check.
Yeah he's basically an e-girl at this point.

 

[Twrx]

Bad at everything he plays?
Check.
Focuses more on the facecam than the actual gameplay?
Check.
Fat ass titties?
Check.
Yeah he's basically an e-girl at this point.

You forgot shows off feet and underwear

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Clock me if late, but is anyone surprised?

 

[dent_whisperer]

The new traffic from Strangely have been fine, though.

When compared to the Kino and Null tard brigades the people from her community seem like paragons of good manners

 

[Drama Trauma]

Clock me if late, but is anyone surprised?

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This is beyond creepy from RTU imo: