DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

I feel like every time he gets grilled by PPP or has some sort of meltdown on a stream recently the next day he is doing this "something is happening IRL I can't talk about it pity me please" stuff just shit or get off the pot already

He has sort of done this on a continuous basis over the years. He always comes up with some sort of hidden drama (that he can obviously never talk about) to try and deflect from things.

I think I wrote a post pointing it out like a month or two ago, I'm curious to find it now and see if he actually had a drama. Sometimes he openly says what the drama is btw and uses it as a deflection tactic.

edit: it was this

He introduced king tut and chargebacks to confuse people by bringing in something that people already know happened.

This is a very typical strategy of his. He adds in irrelevant things to try and obfuscate and deflect from the story at hand and to run in circles and tangents with his words to try and spin things.

And yeah he has done this shit tons of times in the past. So he must have realized the PPP pahdcahst didn't go well or he's trying to deflect from something else that has poor optics for him.

Other people have noticed the same shit when he is put on the spot or in other situations. He's so highly manipulative that I'm not sure some people who think he's a liar even notice the tactic:

So it mainly comes down to that moment in the timestamp, do you believe that at that moment DSP was completely lying and the "that's why I'm going to give it to you (...)" was a way to deflect? If they simply said "Sure, send it through email right now", what would he have done?

A couple of theories as to who the WWE account is.

Aka DSP half assing some retarded excuse to deflect.

Nice, tries to deflect the $5000 business expense as the troll "inundating" them, immeadty interrupted "no, I want to hear it from you"

When you're so desperate to deflect the rumors about your spending in a mobile game you make up a story about a pink elephant.

 

[Telemeter]

Huge pitty-harvesting segment today. Summary:

• Unrelated to Khet, the streams, drama or content creators

So, its Keht.

He directly mentioned it needlessly, so it's like a 90% chance that he's lying about it, it's one of his biggest tells, Rekieta also does this.

He had that 2 day ahff weekend last week, where he had to take Keht to do things they used to do, like go to the arcade, cause they haven't hanged out and chilled outside since covid.

This is literally one of the classic marriage counseling "you need to reconnect" deals the counselors always tell everyone to do.

Now why do that?

Keht is starting to reach the point where she feels the egg carton emptying out. Even if she did agree with Phil on the "no babies in this house, I'M the baby" lifestyle at first, it's just a biological reality that she will start to go baby crazy at some point.

Yes, she gets free rent and all the Door Dash she can eat, but she's also fat and so fucking lonely, she probably only works so she can talk to someone.

I've bet there have been some ultimatums issued.

Phil doesn't really care, though, but he's abused the "wife and family" shield so much since they got married he just can't admit it was all a sham.

 

[neger psykolog]

So, its Keht.

He directly mentioned it needlessly, so it's like a 90% chance that he's lying about it, it's one of his biggest tells, Rekieta also does this.

He had that 2 day ahff weekend last week, where he had to take Keht to do things they used to do, like go to the arcade, cause they haven't hanged out and chilled outside since covid.

This is literally one of the classic marriage counseling "you need to reconnect" deals the counselors always tell everyone to do.

Now why do that?

Keht is starting to reach the point where she feels the egg carton emptying out. Even if she did agree with Phil on the "no babies in this house, I'M the baby" lifestyle at first, it's just a biological reality that she will start to go baby crazy at some point.

Yes, she gets free rent and all the Door Dash she can eat, but she's also fat and so fucking lonely, she probably only works so she can talk to someone.

I've bet there have been some ultimatums issued.

Phil doesn't really care, though, but he's abused the "wife and family" shield so much since they got married he just can't admit it was all a sham.

for khantext: PPP yesterday dropped a joke about a gay wrestling physical collectable card looking like khet and DSP didn't stand up for her. Maybe she sees that shit and loses her shit (as any girlfriend/wife would)

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This is literally one of the classic marriage counseling "you need to reconnect" deals the counselors always tell everyone to do.

They never connected.

Phil spent his wedding night arguing with trolls on Twitter.

Kat made this bed and she can lie in it.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Of course this is all a self defense mechanism to protect his ego at all costs, if phil ever came to the realization that everything people say about him on the internet is correct and he is in fact exactly the person detractors say he is, his ego would shatter to the point where he'd have a mental breakdown. No one wants to admit they're a miserable, dishonest, jealous scumbag like phil is, so he's created his false worldview where haters just make fun of him for no reason whatsoever and he's just an innocent man making meaningful, chill video game streams.

I don't think this is correct, I'm pretty sure most people will actually admit those things if they believe it would improve their life, unless they're mentally ill like Philip. I don't think Phil pushes the false view as much as the false view is already embedded in him.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

He had that 2 day ahff weekend last week, where he had to take Keht to do things they used to do, like go to the arcade, cause they haven't hanged out and chilled outside since covid.

This is literally one of the classic marriage counseling "you need to reconnect" deals the counselors always tell everyone to do.

Now why do that?

It's not impossible, but seems unlikely. He's never been afraid to use his "family time" as a reason for being busy. When Leanna was still in the picture, him taking a day off started as a result of her saying they needed to spend more time together. While Phil is a chronic liar, he's okay telling the truth in the rare circumstances where he comes off (or he thinks he comes off) looking good. And he fully believes him acting like a dedicated family man is a good thing, so if he really just needed more time with Khet, he'd say that. He alludes to it a bunch, talking about how busy he is etc. so if it was really an issue, I don't see why he'd have to vague-mention it.

I think we can confidently say it's nothing, just like all the other times he's vaguely alluded to something happening in the background that nobody knows about. It's such a bad lie, not only because of Phil's known allergy to the truth, but because Phil has broadcast so much information about his life. We know he doesn't have any friends or family and doesn't leave his house. There's only a handful of unaccounted hours in Phil's life, in which he's at home either drinking or playing Champions. There's just no room for behind the scenes stuff we don't know about.

Like...what could have changed between his last stream and this one? It's not like he left the house for a 10 pm doctor's appointment and received bad news. There's no possible issues with friends because he doesn't have one. I doubt a family member had anything bad happen to them in the last 10 hours or whatever (and even if they did, Phil has no problem talking about that) Anytime something breaks in the snort fort he lets us know/begs for money (not to replace it of course, just for more Hogans) so that isn't it.

Reminds me of high school and MSN Messenger, where girls would have something like "My life SUCKS right now!! It's so unfair!!" in their name, and when you asked what's wrong, you get the reply "Don't want to talk about it"

It's 10000% this IMO. He just wants pity and sympathy in the form of support (aka money) but he's too lazy to even think of a reasonable lie for why he needs money.

 

[Pargon]

Like...what could have changed between his last stream and this one? It's not like he left the house for a 10 pm doctor's appointment and received bad news.

Not to keep banging this particular drum but many tests can take a number of weeks to come back, including some but not all of the Bad Kind, and the Very Bad Kind actually *do* get routed to a patient immediately, meaning, “regardless of time of day”, depending on the operations of the facility.

But yeah, my morbid, totally-not-asking-for-it joking aside, it’s almost certainly a nothingburger. If Phil’s Amazon package is late we hear about it.

 

[Telemeter]

They never connected.

Phil spent his wedding night arguing with trolls on Twitter.

Kat made this bed and she can lie in it.

Don't misunderstand me. I'm not saying Kat is an innocent victim at all, but she's also not a very rational being (and she's a woman too). She's going to feel wronged at some point even if she's just as guilty as Phil about enabling and participating in his sad lifestyle.

And the baby thing is real. She's getting up there on age, she's going to want a baby, and that's not going to help her keep a cool head. Simply being at the mall and seeing pregnant women walking around is going to start driving her nuts.

Like...what could have changed between his last stream and this one? It's not like he left the house for a 10 pm doctor's appointment and received bad news. There's no possible issues with friends because he doesn't have one. I doubt a family member had anything bad happen to them in the last 10 hours or whatever (and even if they did, Phil has no problem talking about that) Anytime something breaks in the snort fort he lets us know/begs for money (not to replace it of course, just for more Hogans) so that isn't it.

Phil's been talking about "bad things behind the scenes" for the last 2 weeks, its not just about this stream. Soon after he started talking about it, he announced the 2 consecutive days ahff to hang, interact and have some fun with Kat.

As for the most recent stream, @neger psykolog does make a good point, Triple P did make fun of Kat again, and the lack of reaction on DSP's side is probably making her mad.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Khet is basically an actual retard. Maybe moreso than Phil. She doesn’t give a single (very) fat fuck what goes on as long as she has a place to stay and copious food to eat. All these stories about her wanting more or giving Phil ultimatums are nearly dented. She simply exists. There’s no point in speculating about their relationship, because it’s never existed.

If you are creating scenarios where they get divorced or are having these big arguments, you just haven’t been paying attention.

 

[Pargon]

Hi Phil since you read here all the time. Just a quick note to say, whatever is or is not happening to you, and whatever fate has in store for you, all us autists and retards here? Sitting at our computers and screens on our off-hours joking and memeing and now on Stage Two alert with our Speulatron running full tilt? Your fault. 100% your stupid narcissistic ass and no one else’s.

We wouldn’t watch if it wasn’t funny

Enjoy the inevitable spotlight buddy, may it get ever brighter

 

[Telemeter]

Khet is basically an actual retard. Maybe moreso than Phil. She doesn’t give a single (very) fat fuck what goes on as long as she has a place to stay and copious food to eat. All these stories about her wanting more or giving Phil ultimatums are nearly dented. She simply exists. There’s no point in speculating about their relationship, because it’s never existed.

LOL

I guess you've never met a black woman.

If you are creating scenarios where they get divorced or are having these big arguments, you just haven’t been paying attention.

No one said anything about divorce, and she doesn't need to get divorced to make Phil's life miserable.

 

[neger psykolog]

Don't misunderstand me. I'm not saying Kat is an innocent victim at all, but she's also not a very rational being (and she's a woman too). She's going to feel wronged at some point even if she's just as guilty as Phil about enabling and participating in his sad lifestyle.

And the baby thing is real. She's getting up there on age, she's going to want a baby, and that's not going to help her keep a cool head. Simply being at the mall and seeing pregnant women walking around is going to start driving her nuts.

Khet is basically an actual retard. Maybe moreso than Phil. She doesn’t give a single (very) fat fuck what goes on as long as she has a place to stay and copious food to eat. All these stories about her wanting more or giving Phil ultimatums are nearly dented. She simply exists. There’s no point in speculating about their relationship, because it’s never existed.

If you are creating scenarios where they get divorced or are having these big arguments, you just haven’t been paying attention.

The baby thing may have some merit, but what may have way more merit than that is that she sees Phil doing stuff like banning his top paypig and the kind of questions that PPP is asking him about his longevity and if he really wants to keep doing this until he is 90.

No one knows what happens behind the scenes but we can assume that he still has absolutely no savings, the house is in disrepair and he hasn't changed a single fucking thing about himself in years. He admitted to lying to everyone about his WWEC shit which has just ended up with his popularity/interest seemingly dwindling even more.

Maybe she is starting to see that "as long as she has a place to stay" may not remain true forever and maybe she is starting to realize that he hasn't paid fuck all on his mortgage and he's set up for disaster at some point "soon". I have heard anecdotes from women that financial security/stability is in some ways more of a concern than the immediate biological need for babby. If she thinks the snort fort is at risk of getting lost or its really that bad inside it may be starting to cause issues.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Maybe she is starting to see that "as long as she has a place to stay" may not remain true forever and maybe she is starting to realize that he hasn't paid fuck all on his mortgage and he's set up for disaster at some point "soon". I have heard anecdotes from women that financial security/stability is in some ways more of a concern than the immediate biological need for babby. If she thinks the snort fort is at risk of getting lost or its really that bad inside it may be starting to cause issues.

We know the only time any big changes will happen is when google gets off its pajeet troon ass and takes the five minutes to audit Piggies channels and clean up the inactive followers for the sake of freeing up usernames.

 

[neger psykolog]

We know the only time any big changes will happen is when google gets off its pajeet troon ass and takes the five minutes to audit Piggies channels and clean up the inactive followers for the sake of freeing up usernames.

A tiny amount of his income comes from actual viewers. He is generally supported by whales and die hard fans who don't care how many subs he has.
I can almost guarantee that even if his sub count halved overnight he would still have relatively the same amount of income.

 

[Digger10]

Given the way Phil is, if there was something genuinely bad going on in his life, I would think that he'd be upfront about it for the sake of gaining sympathy. For example, if Kat was diagnosed with cancer, he'd probably think "If I tell people that my wife has cancer, they'll feel sorry for me and give me money!"

 

[Pargon]

Given the way Phil is, if there was something genuinely bad going on in his life, I would think that he'd be upfront about it for the sake of gaining sympathy. For example, if Kat was diagnosed with cancer, he'd probably think "If I tell people that my wife has cancer, they'll feel sorry for me and give me money!"

I genuinely can’t help but think he’s had that thought, wholeheartedly, already.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Less posting more supporting guys only $22 since gameplay started! This Yakuza gameplay is not watchable at all and you can tell he just doesn't give he fuck. He just needs to play stuff he wants to play at this point he would be making the same money.

I genuinely can’t help but think he’s had that thought, wholeheartedly, already.

Without a doubt he would love to milk that just like how he did when his parents were gonna die.

 

[Pargon]

Without a doubt he would love to milk that just like how he did when his parents were gonna die.

He almost assuredly pulled that shit only because he was absolutely confident in his parents’ tech illiteracy and very likely at least one of them being indulgent enough with him to believe him when he rings up for his weekly Saturday call and tells her to ignore any faggy retards who might call *snort*

You’ve gotta be a real special kind of scumbag to dangle (very much not) dying parents as a lie, especially for dollars you’re just pissing down your leg

 

[dent_whisperer]

Keht is starting to reach the point where she feels the egg carton emptying out. Even if she did agree with Phil on the "no babies in this house, I'M the baby" lifestyle at first, it's just a biological reality that she will start to go baby crazy at some point.

You are now imagining the sounds of clapping flesh and snorting as Phil gets Kat pregnant.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Not a great day to be Phil

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